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Fairfax store question
Posted by: FAVA12 ()
Date: August 14, 2006 05:00AM

Does anyone know where I can find a store around here that sells The Nutter? I know there was a place off of 29 in Fairfax a few years ago but it has since closed. Any help finding it would be great.

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Re: Fairfax store question
Posted by: § ()
Date: August 14, 2006 11:42AM

That's a "loaded" question. -§

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Re: Fairfax store question
Posted by: FAVA12 ()
Date: August 15, 2006 03:52AM

What? What the hell are you talking about, loaded?

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Re: Fairfax store question
Posted by: § ()
Date: August 15, 2006 11:26AM

The Nutter. Need I say more? -§

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Re: Fairfax store question
Posted by: Cm ()
Date: August 15, 2006 11:38AM

huh huh huh... he said, "Nutter"

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Re: Fairfax store question
Posted by: wtf ()
Date: August 15, 2006 02:19PM

wtf is a "nutter" anyway, and why does it have to be loaded? Is it a sex toy thing?

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Re: Fairfax store question
Posted by: FAVA12 ()
Date: August 15, 2006 05:34PM

Thanks alot assholes, i never said anything about it being loaded, what the fuck is your problem

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Re: Fairfax store question
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: August 15, 2006 05:38PM

what the hell is a "nutter"?

Before you berate the lack of help you got, you should probably examine the fact that your question was poorly contrived and you are a moron.

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Re: Fairfax store question
Posted by: § ()
Date: August 15, 2006 06:10PM

He clearly doesn't associate "nut" with "load". Are you talking about Fluffer-Nutter? Nutella? -§

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Re: Fairfax store question
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: August 15, 2006 06:24PM

Thanks alot assholes.....what the fuck is your problem

O RLY???

nutter.jpg

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Re: Fairfax store question
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: August 15, 2006 07:00PM

squiggly line guy, I had the same thought...


and thinking of nutella makes me thing of both Basketball (kobe bryant for Nutella), and Linux (Gnutella file sharing)

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Re: Fairfax store question
Posted by: FAVA12 ()
Date: August 16, 2006 02:06AM

Yeah real mature asshole, what are you all in like the fifth grade.

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Re: Fairfax store question
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: August 16, 2006 05:15AM

Dude, I asked a serious question: what is nutter.

Is it so fucking hard to just give an answer so I can try to help?

If you just wanted to come online and be an uptight asshole, you should have logged into an AOL chatroom....

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Re: Fairfax store question
Posted by: trekroner ()
Date: August 16, 2006 07:52AM

Maybe the nutter has something to do with that other topic--the hookah store. That's the stuff limericks are made of, my friends.

"There once was a man called The Nutter,
whose mind was at once in the gutter.
He picked up a hookah
but she wasn't a lookah,
so he drove her back to the store and he cut 'er."

*best I can come up with on short notice*

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Re: Fairfax store question
Posted by: § ()
Date: August 16, 2006 11:27AM

No. 6th grade you doofus. -§

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Re: Fairfax store question
Posted by: FAVA12 ()
Date: August 17, 2006 02:13AM

Try rerading what I wrote dumbass next time before you go giving me shit

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Re: Fairfax store question
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: August 17, 2006 02:29AM

FAVA12 Wrote:
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> Does anyone know where I can find a store around
> here that sells The Nutter? I know there was a
> place off of 29 in Fairfax a few years ago but it
> has since closed. Any help finding it would be
> great.



What is The Nutter?!


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Fairfax store question
Posted by: Kid ()
Date: August 17, 2006 03:04AM

This has got to be the most confusing and funny thread to read.

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Re: Fairfax store question
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: August 17, 2006 05:10AM

"Does anyone know where I can find a store around here that sells The Nutter? I know there was a place off of 29 in Fairfax a few years ago but it has since closed. Any help finding it would be great."


Dude, please stop posting here until you've had the surgery to remove your head from your ass. I don't know how fucking hard it is for you to realize that NOBODY KNOWS WHAT "THE NUTTER" IS!!! Nothing in the above paragraph even begins to answer that question.

We would be more than willing to help if you could stop being a fucking moron and just answer a simple question.

Does Cary go to that Northern Virginia Academy off Braddock Road to recruit these new posters??? Serious retards.

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Re: Fairfax store question
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: August 17, 2006 08:10AM

Ok, I'll attempt to put this thread to rest:

Yes, it is available at fine stores throughout the area. You can find "The Nutter" at:

Neiman Marcus
Gucci
The Container Store
PF Chang's
Cafe Asia
Circuit City

You can also buy "The Nutter" at the West Falls Church Metro station. The station manager is always very busy, so you may need to pound on the glass and shout in order for him to understand what you are looking for.

Hope this helps.

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Re: Fairfax store question
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: August 17, 2006 08:36AM

nice work meeper...

I hope he actually goes to all of those places looking for his nut or whatever.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/17/2006 08:37AM by RESton Peace.

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Re: Fairfax store question
Posted by: trekroner ()
Date: August 17, 2006 09:11AM

FAVA, in all seriousness--what is "The Nutter"?

Out of curiosity (and sheer frustration), I've done a little research and have only found two possibilities: one is a 1965 TV show
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059523/, and the other is an unusual chocolate beer.

If it's the latter you're after, I'd suggest trying World Market at Fair Lakes--they have a large selection of foreign (and unusual) brews.

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Re: Fairfax store question
Posted by: Nutter Butter ()
Date: August 07, 2016 06:50PM

Little store on 236 and Hummer sell nutter.

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