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You people are fucking morons
Posted by: ......... ()
Date: January 21, 2016 10:35AM

1 inch?


Jebus Christ...


And don't give me any of that, "oh, it's mostly immigrants" shit. Locals can't drive either.


Kill yourselves, now.

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Re: You people are fucking morons
Posted by: VW owner ()
Date: January 21, 2016 10:40AM

......... Wrote:
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> 1 inch?
>
>
> Jebus Christ...
>
>
> And don't give me any of that, "oh, it's mostly
> immigrants" shit. Locals can't drive either.
>
>
> Kill yourselves, now.


I have a 2013 VW CC fwd, it is the world's worst car in the snow. Wants to go in a ditch every 2 feet last night. Horrible brakes too. Very reliable, just shitty snow performance and brakes. It's just loves losing control and going off the road. Thank god the lease is ending and the car is being returned.

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Re: You people are fucking morons
Posted by: Surrender... ()
Date: January 21, 2016 10:46AM

Wherever your stupid-ass car is right now, leave it there. See if you can find it again in April.

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Re: You people are fucking morons
Posted by: 9FGxX ()
Date: January 21, 2016 10:53AM

VW owner Wrote:
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> ......... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 1 inch?
> >
> >
> > Jebus Christ...
> >
> >
> > And don't give me any of that, "oh, it's mostly
> > immigrants" shit. Locals can't drive either.
> >
> >
> > Kill yourselves, now.
>
>
> I have a 2013 VW CC fwd, it is the world's worst
> car in the snow. Wants to go in a ditch every 2
> feet last night. Horrible brakes too. Very
> reliable, just shitty snow performance and brakes.
> It's just loves losing control and going off the
> road. Thank god the lease is ending and the car
> is being returned.


Do you think your next car will be any different? I doubt it.

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Re: You people are fucking morons
Posted by: Buffalo Brian ()
Date: January 21, 2016 10:55AM

We, the good citizens of Buffalo thank you Fairfax County residents for providing us with such a good laugh at your ineptitude dealing with an inch snow. Thank you.

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Re: You people are fucking morons
Posted by: YourDayWillCome ()
Date: January 21, 2016 10:57AM

......... Wrote:
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> 1 inch?
>
>
> Jebus Christ...
>
>
> And don't give me any of that, "oh, it's mostly
> immigrants" shit. Locals can't drive either.
>
>
> Kill yourselves, now.

It's assholes like you driving SUVs and thinking they have traction on anything. What a barrel of laughs. Arrogant, self righteous assholes. Just wait.

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Re: You people are fucking morons
Posted by: didnt treat the roads ()
Date: January 21, 2016 11:01AM

They didnt treat the roads. People here cannot drive and there are a lot of us. Im guessing they are hording all their rock salt for the weekend hence the roads are actually more slippery with one inch than if there were several inches.

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Re: You people are fucking morons
Posted by: woohoo!!! ()
Date: January 21, 2016 11:22AM

I get to put the vehicle in 4wd for once, and go out and grief illegal roaches in their shitty toyotas! WOOOHOOO!

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Re: You people are fucking morons
Posted by: ...... ()
Date: January 21, 2016 11:23AM

And out come the usual excuses.

No....you people can't drive. Period. Even on normal days.


Worst traffic in the nation, with barely half the population of LA.

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Re: You people are fucking morons
Posted by: Greybeard ()
Date: January 21, 2016 08:14PM

VW owner Wrote:
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> I have a 2013 VW CC fwd, it is the world's worst
> car in the snow. Wants to go in a ditch every 2
> feet last night. Horrible brakes too. Very
> reliable, just shitty snow performance and brakes.
> It's just loves losing control and going off the
> road. Thank god the lease is ending and the car
> is being returned.

Hint: By blaming the brakes, you've just proven you can't drive in snow. I was willing to believe it was crappy summer tires, but you blew that, too, son. Even if they're 40-profile slicks, it's clear that studded Blizzaks wouldn't help you much, alas.

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Re: You people are fucking morons
Posted by: canonize the bitch ()
Date: January 21, 2016 08:18PM

......... Wrote:
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> 1 inch?
>
>
>



What your wife has to suffer through from you once in a blue moon.

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Re: You people are fucking morons
Posted by: salty ()
Date: January 21, 2016 08:23PM

didnt treat the roads Wrote:
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> They didnt treat the roads.

yes they fucking did

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Re: You people are fucking morons
Posted by: MdFbd ()
Date: January 21, 2016 10:07PM

salty Wrote:
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> didnt treat the roads Wrote:
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> > They didnt treat the roads.
>
> yes they fucking did


No you moron, they didn't treat the fucking roads. Not in Fairfax, not in DC, and not in Montgomery, PG or Charles counties in MD.

If they had, that inch of snow last evening would not have turned into a sheet of ice and caused so many problems. Whatever got treated happened only AFTER the damage was done.

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Re: You people are fucking morons
Posted by: yep he sucks ()
Date: January 21, 2016 10:11PM

Greybeard Wrote:
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> VW owner Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have a 2013 VW CC fwd, it is the world's
> worst
> > car in the snow. Wants to go in a ditch every
> 2
> > feet last night. Horrible brakes too. Very
> > reliable, just shitty snow performance and
> brakes.
> > It's just loves losing control and going off
> the
> > road. Thank god the lease is ending and the
> car
> > is being returned.
>
> Hint: By blaming the brakes, you've just proven
> you can't drive in snow. I was willing to believe
> it was crappy summer tires, but you blew that,
> too, son. Even if they're 40-profile slicks, it's
> clear that studded Blizzaks wouldn't help you
> much, alas.

If it's leased, more than likely it has all seasons. So yea he just sucks at driving.

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Re: You people are fucking morons
Posted by: Zip zap ()
Date: January 21, 2016 10:53PM

I did fine last night in my old Mercury grand marquis. RWD, solid rear axle, open differential and generally sloppy handling overall. You just have to know your vehicle and how it will respond to your inputs. Hardest part was avoiding other people who drove like they had never seen a flake of snow before!

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Re: You people are fucking morons
Posted by: Pontiac 1 ()
Date: January 21, 2016 11:02PM

VW owner Wrote
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>
>
> I have a 2013 VW CC fwd, it is the world's worst
> car in the snow. Wants to go in a ditch every 2
> feet last night. Horrible brakes too. Very
> reliable, just shitty snow performance and brakes.
> It's just loves losing control and going off the
> road. Thank god the lease is ending and the car
> is being returned.

You should get a General Motors FWD

My 2000 Cavalier did good considering the conditions. With good tires, and anti-lock brakes did well.

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Re: You people are fucking morons
Posted by: I Will Admit There Was .. ()
Date: January 21, 2016 11:03PM

A lot of noise from me last night..about "People of a Political Party"...who voted for a President and can't drive! Till I was in bumper to bumper traffic and despite my 45 years experience driving round here I could feel the tires skiddin just in stop and go traffic. It was treacherous and slick as it became packed down and icy at once. Lots of Egg on my face and remorse as a result of my lousy comments as a result..On a country road with few cars, It would have been just a careful ride. But that's not NOVA.

DAJAX

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Re: You people are fucking morons
Posted by: Treat the Roads? ()
Date: January 21, 2016 11:13PM

MdFbd Wrote:
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> salty Wrote:
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> > didnt treat the roads Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > They didnt treat the roads.
> >
> > yes they fucking did
>
>
> No you moron, they didn't treat the fucking roads.
> Not in Fairfax, not in DC, and not in Montgomery,
> PG or Charles counties in MD.
>
> If they had, that inch of snow last evening would
> not have turned into a sheet of ice and caused so
> many problems. Whatever got treated happened only
> AFTER the damage was done.

Blame your driving abilities on someone else. Do you have to use GPS to find your way home too?

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Re: You people are fucking morons
Posted by: government motors POS ()
Date: January 21, 2016 11:26PM

Pontiac 1 Wrote:
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> VW owner Wrote
> ---------------------------
> >
> >
> > I have a 2013 VW CC fwd, it is the world's
> worst
> > car in the snow. Wants to go in a ditch every
> 2
> > feet last night. Horrible brakes too. Very
> > reliable, just shitty snow performance and
> brakes.
> > It's just loves losing control and going off
> the
> > road. Thank god the lease is ending and the
> car
> > is being returned.
>
> You should get a General Motors FWD
>
> My 2000 Cavalier did good considering the
> conditions. With good tires, and anti-lock brakes
> did well.

complete junk, just like the trans am

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Re: You people are fucking morons
Posted by: DrWang ()
Date: January 21, 2016 11:39PM

I can't drive.

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Re: You people are fucking morons
Posted by: popo lot ()
Date: January 21, 2016 11:53PM

Yesterday afternoon the Mt. Vernon popo parking lot had enough treatment on it to cover 5 miles of Route 1.

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Re: You people are fucking morons
Posted by: VW tires ()
Date: January 22, 2016 08:18AM

Wife has 2012 VW with the Hankook all season tires. She got stuck every snow and I thought it was her until I tried it in light snow. Impossible, Hankooks just pack up. Switched to Continental DWS, problem solved.

Okay jerks, let the insults begin.

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Re: You people are fucking morons
Posted by: 1976 AMC Pacer ()
Date: January 22, 2016 08:25AM

Pontiac 1 Wrote:
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> You should get a General Motors FWD
>
> My 2000 Cavalier did good considering the
> conditions. With good tires, and anti-lock brakes
> did well.


You actually admit you drive a Chevy Cavalier? What a POS.

Drive it with a paper bag over your head?

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Re: You people are fucking morons
Posted by: srsly ppl ?!? ()
Date: January 22, 2016 08:33AM

1 inch ? Just wait till the fucking weekend!
Get your snow chains, milk and bread NOW.

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Re: You people are fucking morons
Posted by: Suidjfjxjf ()
Date: January 22, 2016 08:50AM

Greybeard Wrote:
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> VW owner Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have a 2013 VW CC fwd, it is the world's
> worst
> > car in the snow. Wants to go in a ditch every
> 2
> > feet last night. Horrible brakes too. Very
> > reliable, just shitty snow performance and
> brakes.
> > It's just loves losing control and going off
> the
> > road. Thank god the lease is ending and the
> car
> > is being returned.
>
> Hint: By blaming the brakes, you've just proven
> you can't drive in snow. I was willing to believe
> it was crappy summer tires, but you blew that,
> too, son. Even if they're 40-profile slicks, it's
> clear that studded Blizzaks wouldn't help you
> much, alas.

Compared to all the other German cars I've owned and do own, VW brakes are by far the worst because they only come in two binary modes: no braking Or Skid with ABS. This is true in all weather conditions. Yes, my tires are properly inflated and yes I've driven other CC and Passats and all their brakes suck.

BMW, Mercedes, Mini, Audi and Porsche all have much better brakes than VW. I've never driven a Smart or German Rolls/Bentley, but I imagine since they are real German cars, they are much better than VW too.

When the VW CC is returned next month, I will own a Mini Cooper S and a Porsche 911. Both have super excellent brakes compared to VW.

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