I love doing 4 wheel burn outs on ice.
I love doing power slides in parking lots.
I love blowing by two wheel drive vehicles leaving a trail of bonding snow in my wake.

I have 350 horses of power and will use everyone of them in my F150.
I will pass everyone in the ditch or sliding up hill even though I have a tow rope in the bed.
I wait all year to feel superior to the elites driving thier low profile tired audi's and Porsch suv's and high end expensive cars.

These are my roads in the winter storm. Everyone else be damned.
Let it snow.

I will run every stop sign, every red light and even drive on the wrong side of the road to bypass struck traffic.

I will do all this I front of police officers because I know they cannot catch me or see my snow covered tag.

I rule this night. I rule this weekend.

I will be king, hero, savior, to all I help.
I will take no money and have an err or humility even though I will think those people are sad with thier sad little Honda Prius or Toyota sub compact.

Stay out of my way.
I'm coming through.

Four wheel drive isn't four wheel stop! I'll waive to you from my Prius when you wrap it up somewhere! Heck, I might even offer you a ride just to demonstrate the ease at which it can drive in the snow.

See you at the 14" mark.

95% percent of Prius owners can still kick your ass. Way to compensate, Napoleon.

I have a hard time fitting myself into mine. I'm 6'4" 270lb and I'm very lean for my size. I had one guy come up to my car and demand that I get out. I kindly told him to back up. I opened my door and when he saw my size 16 shoe hit the ground, like a diving flipper, he bolted the other way. He kept yelling, but it was hard to hear as he was boldly walking away in the other direction. I stood there and stretched and waited and waited. He didn't want to talk anymore about whatever it was that initially bother him....

My way or the highway Wrote:
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> I love doing 4 wheel burn outs on ice.
> I love doing power slides in parking lots.
> I love blowing by two wheel drive vehicles leaving
> a trail of bonding snow in my wake.
>
> I have 350 horses of power and will use everyone
> of them in my F150.
> I will pass everyone in the ditch or sliding up
> hill even though I have a tow rope in the bed.
> I wait all year to feel superior to the elites
> driving thier low profile tired audi's and Porsch
> suv's and high end expensive cars.



>
> These are my roads in the winter storm. Everyone
> else be damned.
> Let it snow.
>
> I will run every stop sign, every red light and
> even drive on the wrong side of the road to bypass
> struck traffic.
>
> I will do all this I front of police officers
> because I know they cannot catch me or see my snow
> covered tag.
>
> I rule this night. I rule this weekend.
>
> I will be king, hero, savior, to all I help.
> I will take no money and have an err or humility
> even though I will think those people are sad with
> thier sad little Honda Prius or Toyota sub
> compact.
>
> Stay out of my way.
> I'm coming through.

2015 F-350 here and 02 F-250 and 2015 Jeep Wrangler here. I will own this weekend. Your F-150 is nothing more then a prettied up Subaru my friend.

Nip

Let us know how that works out for you, after you've stopped rolling, of course.
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Only car worth driving in the snow. The rest just gets you around if you need it.
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Don't forget to check your tire pressures. With the cold temps, pressures may be a lot lower than typical.

nipnotsignedin Wrote:
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> My way or the highway Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I love doing 4 wheel burn outs on ice.
> > I love doing power slides in parking lots.
> > I love blowing by two wheel drive vehicles
> leaving
> > a trail of bonding snow in my wake.
> >
> > I have 350 horses of power and will use
> everyone
> > of them in my F150.
> > I will pass everyone in the ditch or sliding up
> > hill even though I have a tow rope in the bed.
> > I wait all year to feel superior to the elites
> > driving thier low profile tired audi's and
> Porsch
> > suv's and high end expensive cars.
>
>
>
> >
> > These are my roads in the winter storm.
> Everyone
> > else be damned.
> > Let it snow.
> >
> > I will run every stop sign, every red light and
> > even drive on the wrong side of the road to
> bypass
> > struck traffic.
> >
> > I will do all this I front of police officers
> > because I know they cannot catch me or see my
> snow
> > covered tag.
> >
> > I rule this night. I rule this weekend.
> >
> > I will be king, hero, savior, to all I help.
> > I will take no money and have an err or
> humility
> > even though I will think those people are sad
> with
> > thier sad little Honda Prius or Toyota sub
> > compact.
> >
> > Stay out of my way.
> > I'm coming through.
>
> 2015 F-350 here and 02 F-250 and 2015 Jeep
> Wrangler here. I will own this weekend. Your F-150
> is nothing more then a prettied up Subaru my
> friend.
>
> Nip

Major compensation package.

My way or the highway Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I love doing 4 wheel burn outs on ice.
> I love doing power slides in parking lots.
> I love blowing by two wheel drive vehicles leaving
> a trail of bonding snow in my wake.
>
> I have 350 horses of power and will use everyone
> of them in my F150.
> I will pass everyone in the ditch or sliding up
> hill even though I have a tow rope in the bed.
> I wait all year to feel superior to the elites
> driving thier low profile tired audi's and Porsch
> suv's and high end expensive cars.
>
> These are my roads in the winter storm. Everyone
> else be damned.
> Let it snow.
>
> I will run every stop sign, every red light and
> even drive on the wrong side of the road to bypass
> struck traffic.
>
> I will do all this I front of police officers
> because I know they cannot catch me or see my snow
> covered tag.
>
> I rule this night. I rule this weekend.
>
> I will be king, hero, savior, to all I help.
> I will take no money and have an err or humility
> even though I will think those people are sad with
> thier sad little Honda Prius or Toyota sub
> compact.
>
> Stay out of my way.
> I'm coming through.

I will 25 mph and take up 2 lanes and you won't be able to pass me. Keep honking and give me the finger, I don't GAF. ha ha ha.

So OP's sex is like snow? His lovers expect a huge storm but only get a few flurries & nothing sticks?

Defining his masculinity by his truck, tells me he can measure his snowstorms with a toothpick, not a ruler.

I find it interesting that men who drive cars are infatuated with the junk of those of us who drive trucks.

You should explore your gay sidein D.C.


BTW, We have nothing to prove.
You could be a researcher if you have clean breath and don't bite during the process.

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Scientists have measured more than 15,000 men’s penises in an effort to find out what size is “normal”.

Researchers at King’s College London and a London NHS trust said they hoped the review would help address “the concern that some men have about their penis size” and aid people suffering from anxiety and distress.

They revealed that the average flaccid penis is 3.6ins (9.16cm) long, or 5.2ins (13.24cm) when stretched, and 3.7ins (9.31cm) in circumference.

Erect penises are 5.1ins (13.12cm) long on average and 4.5ins (11.66cm) in girth.

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Penis size study: what's 'normal' anyway?
There is a “small” positive correlation between erect length and a man’s height, the study found.


A graph showing the distribution of different penis lengths in the study
The research, published today in the British Journal of Urology International, covered measurements across all ages and many races.

It used 17 studies including up to 15,521 penis measurements carried out by health professionals using a “standard procedure”.