www.vapor-theory.com

Located on Old Pickett Rd. across from Fairfax Circle Plaza

Estimated Opening Date in February of 2016

Advertise your shit on another site.

Any dude that vapes is 1 step from putting a cock in his mouth. Those vapes & ecigs look like vibrators. You know what they say "once you vape, you ain't straight"

Vape smokers will become the new term for cock suckers. "You see Barney Frank at the SOTU?" "Yeah, I saw that vape smoker"

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...but when I do, you can be damned sure it's not tobacco,

Fuck, I actually prefer the shady internet pharmaceutical dealers that sell pills online to this shit vape thread. Op what the hell man

If you're gonna start a vape shop, please do a nice one. If you want an example of how NOT to do it, go across the street to Elite Vape. What a shithole that place is.

Also, make sure to carry TNT vape juice by Time Bomb. No, really.

We'll see how the vape industry is after the FDA makes their ruling.

http://fortune.com/2015/09/29/vaping-fda-rules

I just got a new 10000 watt mod for my rig, it pulls hella fine. I stocked up on all the latest juices too. Me and my boyz are going to ride around in my hellaflush honda civic blasting techno music and vapin

vape4life man

Fellers that vape together, lay together. I reckon they're funny, queer. mmm hmmm

Tell them fellers that they'll have peckers in their mouth, before I get my french fried taters.

More douche bags sucking on dildo boxes headed to Fairfax. It's going to be real funny when all you idiots who inhale massive amounts Carcinogens wind up with cancer. Vape on faggots.

Wow, we really need another vape shop here. If only we could find some way to get more Asian grocery stores and Indian spice markets we'd be all set . . .

Only absolute morons vape. In short, libtards.

Vaping not smoking
Still stupid, motherfucker
Cancer plus gayness

Hey Vape Fags,

Come rim me and I'll give you some fart vapors.
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OP,

Great fucking job. Your cheap attempt to hype your shitty business did the opposite. No one will go in that place now, for fear it's inhabited by vaping homos.

Pat yourself on the back & realize you'll be out of business shortly after opening.

Signed,

FFU Members

Vaping is one of the dumbest things you can do. Those E cigarettes are fucking awful for you. Unless you're using one of those expensive ass German vapes for weed and use it very conservatively, you are going to fuck up your head. Most people I know who smoked a lot of marijauna and/or cigarettes, vape or no vape, could be classified as bipolar/schizophrenic.

They also are a giant pussies who are two faced as fuck. They'll get on your case if you say nigger or that we shouldn't allow rapefugees in the US but they also have no morals whatsoever. These people will fuck each other over in a heartbeat and live very dangerously. One guy I used to be friends with vaped a bunch of weed and cigs for a while. He was pretty normal beforehand but I had to stop hanging out with him because he literally lost his mind. He would drive through stop signs at 30 mph with me in the car because he stopped caring about life.

In short, don't do any of that crap. I would only say very small doses of weed are acceptable and only for anxiety or help with appetite when you're sick. You're better off though not smoking whatsoever, even weed, because the prices in NOVA are shit, it's illegal as shit, and the dumbest idiots I ever met smoked pot and/or worked for one of those coorporate jew firms like Goldman Sachs, PWC, Booz Allen, etc. Those idiots do tons of coke, adderall, etc. and have permafried their brains complettely for anything other than jewing and screwing people over including their friends and family.

A vape shop ready makes the neighborhood classier. Will there be a payday loan shop too?

Maybe we can get Hooters in there to add some pizzazz too. It will at least give the straight guys a place to go, while their boyfriends are in the vape shop.

The fact that OP is trying to get free advertising on FU proves that vaping causes permanent brain damage.

Vaping also causes erectile dysfunction, so OP is a limp dick moron that will be hosting a "going out of business" sale in March.

Gerry vapes and we all know what a faggot he is.

I'm being sarcastic Wrote:
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> A vape shop ready makes the neighborhood classier.
> Will there be a payday loan shop too?

That's too classy. A mattress store.

Kikes are Krazy Wrote:
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> Vaping is one of the dumbest things you can do.
> Those E cigarettes are fucking awful for you.
> Unless you're using one of those expensive ass
> German vapes for weed and use it very
> conservatively, you are going to fuck up your
> head. Most people I know who smoked a lot of
> marijauna and/or cigarettes, vape or no vape,
> could be classified as bipolar/schizophrenic.
>
> They also are a giant pussies who are two faced as
> fuck. They'll get on your case if you say nigger
> or that we shouldn't allow rapefugees in the US
> but they also have no morals whatsoever. These
> people will fuck each other over in a heartbeat
> and live very dangerously. One guy I used to be
> friends with vaped a bunch of weed and cigs for a
> while. He was pretty normal beforehand but I had
> to stop hanging out with him because he literally
> lost his mind. He would drive through stop signs
> at 30 mph with me in the car because he stopped
> caring about life.
>
> In short, don't do any of that crap. I would only
> say very small doses of weed are acceptable and
> only for anxiety or help with appetite when you're
> sick. You're better off though not smoking
> whatsoever, even weed, because the prices in NOVA
> are shit, it's illegal as shit, and the dumbest
> idiots I ever met smoked pot and/or worked for one
> of those coorporate jew firms like Goldman Sachs,
> PWC, Booz Allen, etc. Those idiots do tons of
> coke, adderall, etc. and have permafried their
> brains complettely for anything other than jewing
> and screwing people over including their friends
> and family.

You're so full of shit.

But yeah, I cant wait until all of these vape shops go out of business. Vape if you want but you can go fuck yourself if you consider it one of your hobbies.

Vapor Theory will be drawing guys that like putting warm tubular meat in their mouth to the shopping center, so I should open my hot dog stand there too. I need a name slightly less gay than Vapor Theory, so I'll call it Wurst Wieners.

Call vaping faggy if you want but I hook up all the time with hot women who vape (especially asian women). If that's faggy, so be it.

Here are a few articles on vaping and health. I don't expect you to read them since you're already saying vaping is faggy. But for those who want to learn something, have at it.

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/e-cigs-inconvenient-truth-its-much-safer-to-vape-20151221

https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn28723-vaping-really-isnt-as-harmful-for-your-cells-as-smoking/

Yeah, not "faggy"
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Whoever can blow the biggest cloud can eat my ass out

LOrhergyerjnc Wrote:
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> Call vaping faggy if you want but I hook up all
> the time with hot women who vape (especially asian
> women). If that's faggy, so be it.
>
> Here are a few articles on vaping and health. I
> don't expect you to read them since you're already
> saying vaping is faggy. But for those who want to
> learn something, have at it.
>
> http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/e-cigs-i
> nconvenient-truth-its-much-safer-to-vape-20151221
>
>
> https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn28723-vapin
> g-really-isnt-as-harmful-for-your-cells-as-smoking
> /

Try siting medical journals next time, douche bag.

No doubt women flock to you. They know you'll keep your homo hands off them. Do you watch Golden Girls while you're hanging out?

vape girl Wrote:
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> Yeah, not "faggy"

Don't kid yourself. That's a Thai ladyboy.

vape girl Wrote:
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> Yeah, not "faggy"


So... you're saying vaping is for men more like Asian women? Do you get in a lot of car accidents?

Kim Chee Wrote:
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> vape girl Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Yeah, not "faggy"
>
>

So... you're saying vaping is for men who want to be more like Asian women? Do you sell auto insurance?

LOrhergyerjnc Wrote:
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> Call vaping faggy if you want but I hook up all
> the time with hot women who vape (especially asian
> women). If that's faggy, so be it.
>
> Here are a few articles on vaping and health. I
> don't expect you to read them since you're already
> saying vaping is faggy. But for those who want to
> learn something, have at it.
>
> http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/e-cigs-i
> nconvenient-truth-its-much-safer-to-vape-20151221
>
>
> https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn28723-vapin
> g-really-isnt-as-harmful-for-your-cells-as-smoking
> /


I'll still call it faggy. I don't believe for 1 fucking second that you're hooking up with anyone that isn't tucking a dick. Saying they are vapers too, just proves the old saying "birds of a feather, suck together" In your caaes, you're all sucking each other's cock.

Think it's healthier than smoking all you want. It still dumb as shit. When you're on your deathbed, doing phantom phantom vaping, because the chemo drugs have you fucked up mentally, you'll still be saying "it's not bad" Everyone else will just be thinking you want to suck that last cock before you die.

What kind of brain damaged fuckface tells us to get health info from a Rolling Stone article?

"Faggy" is for 5th graders.
However, douchebag is very usable and completely accurate.
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I'm sure in addition to the items's Rational Adult pointed now, also involved are a manbun & name tattoed between vapers shoulder blades in a shitty font. As vapers are getting pounded in the brown eye, the pokers need something to hold onto (ie manbun) & need to identify who they're plunging nut deep into.

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vape girl Wrote:
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> Yeah, not "faggy"

just because you have a picture of a girl vaping doesn't make it not douchy or faggy

Your opinions are all very important.

The Thai chick is obviously sporting airbags. I bet she has a natural meat tube ready to be smoked by vapers. She's squeezing those thighs together to keep her hardon from striking 12 o'clock.

LYHwJ Wrote:
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> Kikes are Krazy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Vaping is one of the dumbest things you can do.
> > Those E cigarettes are fucking awful for you.
> > Unless you're using one of those expensive ass
> > German vapes for weed and use it very
> > conservatively, you are going to fuck up your
> > head. Most people I know who smoked a lot of
> > marijauna and/or cigarettes, vape or no vape,
> > could be classified as bipolar/schizophrenic.
> >
> > They also are a giant pussies who are two faced
> as
> > fuck. They'll get on your case if you say
> nigger
> > or that we shouldn't allow rapefugees in the US
> > but they also have no morals whatsoever. These
> > people will fuck each other over in a heartbeat
> > and live very dangerously. One guy I used to be
> > friends with vaped a bunch of weed and cigs for
> a
> > while. He was pretty normal beforehand but I
> had
> > to stop hanging out with him because he
> literally
> > lost his mind. He would drive through stop
> signs
> > at 30 mph with me in the car because he stopped
> > caring about life.
> >
> > In short, don't do any of that crap. I would
> only
> > say very small doses of weed are acceptable and
> > only for anxiety or help with appetite when
> you're
> > sick. You're better off though not smoking
> > whatsoever, even weed, because the prices in
> NOVA
> > are shit, it's illegal as shit, and the dumbest
> > idiots I ever met smoked pot and/or worked for
> one
> > of those coorporate jew firms like Goldman
> Sachs,
> > PWC, Booz Allen, etc. Those idiots do tons of
> > coke, adderall, etc. and have permafried their
> > brains complettely for anything other than
> jewing
> > and screwing people over including their
> friends
> > and family.
>
> You're so full of shit.
>
> But yeah, I cant wait until all of these vape
> shops go out of business. Vape if you want but you
> can go fuck yourself if you consider it one of
> your hobbies.


Lol everything I said is true and I didn't make any of it up. Talk to most people who vape cigs or weed and I gaurantee you more than half of them are diagnosed bipolar/schizo.

If they didn't vape, how would libtards keep their head inflated?

Same way Republicunts would, blowjobs from guys in restrooms. Both parties are guilty of being shitheads.

http://jesusnorepublican.org/+Reasonable/gopimmorality.html