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N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Angel ()
Date: January 12, 2016 07:28PM

The Concilium is extremely displeased with recent affairs regarding members of the N.E.S.T. Coterie. As of March 2015 our *Sextae* rules were:

1.) Members cannot engage in any activity that may result in being charged with a misdemeanor or felony.
2.) Members must have parental permission if underneath the age of 13.
3.) Members can not be over the age of 18.
4.) Members must know at least 4 programming languages and be fluent in English, Spanish and one other Asian language.
5.) Under no circumstances can the Concilium vote to remove or initiate a member under the age of 13 without the consent of PR0D16Y or myself.
6.) Household income of members must be above 150k.(There may be few exceptions)

Unfortunately the Concilium as well as PR0D16Y and myself have come to realize at least two more rules need to be added.

7.) No drinking, smoking or drugs are allowed. (Even if you reside in an area where they have become legalized)
8.) Members must have a GPA above 4.0

The new set of rules will be specified as the *Ocatae*

A reminder to the public:

N.E.S.T is not a net/cyber gang
The majority of our parents are alumni to Ivy League schools. The East Coast faction has nothing to do with the West Coast. The West Coast faction has recently decided to join in cybercrime dealings but we would like to address the fact that the East Coast will NOT be engaging in these activities.

N.E.S.T. Coterie is not affiliated woth any religion or nationality. Our U.K. Faction holds the same morals as the East Coast NA faction.

If you are over the age of 18 and have any questions or concerns, you can reply below.

If you are a government official then we can refer you to either the FBI Cyber division or the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: NEST Angel ()
Date: January 12, 2016 07:33PM

9) If you find gainful employment, you are automatically expelled.

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Angel ()
Date: January 12, 2016 07:34PM

Excuse me?

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Falcon ()
Date: January 12, 2016 07:45PM

Jabiru,
What are you doing. This is no place to post these. You encrypted your IP address and used a VPN but forgot to tack on the round-robin. Do not make such a mistake again. Hawk will not be happy with you. He said the deep web only. Stop using the surface web unless it is reddit. Macaw and Toucan are already watching your every move.

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Angel ()
Date: January 12, 2016 08:00PM

You have been mistaken, for I am Ibis not Jabiru. In addition, this is not in your jurisdiction. PR0D16Y will be informed of this transgression you have made. I am extremely confused as to why you are on the Concilium. Macaw and Toucan are your seniors. You are not allowed to refer them by those names in public. They are Concilium delegates to you.

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: vVnTm ()
Date: January 12, 2016 08:07PM

i sense a really cool CGI game opener in the works

as soon as the intelligent toy hellicopter is broken

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Angel ()
Date: January 12, 2016 08:08PM

Would you care to clarify?

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Mensa ()
Date: January 12, 2016 08:31PM

I only deal with people from Mensa. They are also employed with money.

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Angel ()
Date: January 12, 2016 08:36PM

I'm sorry, but N.E.S.T is not an organization like Mensa. We do not recruit any individuals over the age of 18. In addition all of our activity is online.

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Angle ()
Date: January 12, 2016 09:06PM

Mensa recruits individuals of any age.

N.O.S.T. is an organization like Mensa, only better.

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Mensa only ()
Date: January 12, 2016 09:07PM

Angel Wrote:
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> I'm sorry, but N.E.S.T is not an organization like
> Mensa. We do not recruit any individuals over the
> age of 18. In addition all of our activity is
> online.

Never heard of NEST. Sounds like something some kids made up to get into the treehouse.

Mensa is for smart people.

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Cockatoo ()
Date: January 12, 2016 09:34PM

You forgot to mention that Toucan's mom said we can't borrow her make-up anymore unless she is watching.

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Tommy ()
Date: January 12, 2016 09:41PM

9) If you bring a juice box into the treehouse you have take it with you when you leave.

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Cockatoo ()
Date: January 12, 2016 09:47PM

Hey Ibis,

Me and Cockatiel don't want to go to Finch's house anymore because his little sister takes off her soiled diaper and rubs it all over. The place is stinky and his mom buys generic sodas.

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: tse ()
Date: January 13, 2016 05:48PM

I thought N.E.S.T was in the deep web only, when the fuck did they start advertising themselves on public forums???????????

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Angel ()
Date: January 13, 2016 05:50PM

Unfortunately we have received word that a renegade group has broke from the Boston Region, that is why we have had to enter the surface web.

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: FRAUD!!! NOT REAL NEST ()
Date: January 13, 2016 06:18PM

theres no way this is the real nest group. and nest hasn't used bird names since they first started. the only accurate name is D4RK_4N631, D4RK_CR055, and PR0D16Y. nest would never risk discovery in the world

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: I Agree With Fraud ()
Date: January 13, 2016 06:22PM

There are no locations in the dark web, its global. No such thing as some West NA American or United Kingdom group. Language also is wrong. The language spoken reveals what faction. Not some faction area name. Its true in the dark web anonymity is everything. This is just some wannabe child pretending to shame the name N.E.S.T.

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Angel ()
Date: January 13, 2016 06:25PM

This is the N.E.S.T. organization

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Angle ()
Date: January 13, 2016 10:04PM

This is the N.O.S.T. organization, your sister group. We have received word you had to surface. We have emerged from the Lavender Web and are standing by ready to assist.

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Pterodactyl ()
Date: January 13, 2016 10:15PM

Attention. Dive. Dive. Dove. Check the Websilk trail before posting.


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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: dumbshits ()
Date: January 14, 2016 05:26PM

this is so stupid. Nest would never come online. and i have never heard of prodigy who the hell is that.

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Angel ()
Date: January 14, 2016 05:31PM

Pr0d16y is our founder and funds the majority of our activities.

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Nestinyourass ()
Date: January 14, 2016 06:01PM

I have a nest at home, piece of shit never stays connected to the Internet.

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Sapsucker ()
Date: January 14, 2016 10:20PM

Prodigy became somewhat of a Yahoo. He lost much of his money but is still able to regularly buy us games, pizza, and snacks.

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: shitness ()
Date: January 15, 2016 03:07PM

Isn't it pr0digy not pr0d16y isn't he c0mrade 's brother, the guy who shot himself in 2008 after hacking nasa?

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Angel ()
Date: January 15, 2016 03:11PM

pr0digy never existed. c0mrade was free lance, and not tied to any organization.

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Prodigy is huge in Mexico ()
Date: January 15, 2016 04:10PM

Prodigy controls about 92% of the Internet access in Mexico, and almost all of the WiFi. In the US, Prodigy fell under control of SBC around 2000 and 2001.

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Prodigy? ()
Date: January 19, 2016 06:03PM

I thought Prodigy was dating Angel/Ibis???

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Kestrel ()
Date: January 19, 2016 07:35PM

No, Prodigy went to homecoming and the 7th grade dance with Ibis back in October, but ever since he has been dating Thrush. Thrush's mom doesn't like him but she is nice to him anyway. Thrush, Robin, and her little sister all went to a movie this weekend with Waxwing and his brother and brother's girlfriend. Robin spilled her Dr. Pepper in Waxwing's car but he was cool about it.

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Angel ()
Date: January 20, 2016 05:09PM

This thread has become some random RP session, I totally did not intend for this to happen. You do realize this is a School Board sponsored society like Math Counts, Science Olympiad and Model United Nations? I just gave the name we students refer to it as... I now realize I should've put the original name...

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Heron ()
Date: January 20, 2016 06:19PM

N.E.S.T. was alot of fun during 5th and 6th grade but this year I switched over to N.O.S.T. We get more money for pizzas and drinks and stuff. The 2 groups are going to merge one day.


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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: evan ()
Date: January 20, 2016 06:22PM

Angel Wrote:
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> This thread has become some random RP session, I
> totally did not intend for this to happen. You do
> realize this is a School Board sponsored society
> like Math Counts, Science Olympiad and Model
> United Nations? I just gave the name we students
> refer to it as... I now realize I should've put
> the original name...


Angel is a fellatio monster.

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: these trolls ()
Date: January 20, 2016 06:46PM

its so funny watching these trolls say shit and angel being so cool headed

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Robin ()
Date: January 20, 2016 06:52PM

Yeah Angel is cool and so is Heron, Sapsucker, Kestrel, Thrush, Myna, Grackle, Mallard, and Dowitcher. We are having a NEST hill sliding party once the snow starts.

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Sparrow ()
Date: January 20, 2016 06:53PM

Why the hell is everyone here named after a bird? And why is Angel not named after a bird?

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Raven ()
Date: January 20, 2016 07:07PM

I just installed tor because of this whole nest nost thing and is it weird that N.E.S.T is on the Hidden Wiki?

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: same deadman wonderland guy ()
Date: January 20, 2016 07:38PM

Are you going to do a sexy smut rp with Angle? I totally ship you two, (And Angle turns out to be Izzy from Mortal Instruments and Angel ends up being Alec from Mortal Instruments) N.E.S.T. really does sound cooler than Deadman Wonderland.

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: not a bird either ()
Date: January 20, 2016 07:45PM

...but I'm not a N.O.S.T./N.E.S.T. person.

Angel and Angel are the only non-birds for some reason. I'm thinking they are the same person, or more likely two girls with a single shared brain. They all need to get outside and flap more often.

By the way, surely there must be some N.I.S.T. representatives around here to chime in?

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Angel ()
Date: January 20, 2016 07:49PM

Funny you should say that because one of our members received an award from the National Institute of Standards And Technology (NIST) sometime ago... |

Furthermore, the Sparrow, Toucan, Robin etc people are just trolls, none of them are part of NEST, and yes I have a "bird name" its Ibis.

Also we are different people. I really don't know who Angle is, but if they turn out to be someone at TJ I'm going to laugh so hard. There are so many logistical errors when you developed the conclusion that Angle and I are the same individual.



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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Pteranodon ()
Date: January 20, 2016 07:55PM

Now you're being a troll. How do you know Sparrow, Toucan, Robin, Raven, Heron, Dowitcher, etc. are NOT in your group? They could be secret names you don't know about. They could also be in the N.O.S.T. group.

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Jesusznxn ()
Date: January 20, 2016 07:56PM

Given your entry requirements and the magic of Google, I just narrowed down who got the award to 5 people, will you get in trouble for outing them by accident?

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Angel ()
Date: January 20, 2016 08:00PM

They are not, just check their IP addresses also there is a list of everyone in it, I know the actual Sparrow, Toucan, Robin, Raven, I don't know Dowitcher. I hive highest clearance. THIS IS NOT SOME CULT OKAY? I was just posting a message like school faculty would on Google Classroom or on the TJHSST Interweb.

I never specified which year and it doesn't matter, we're not secretive about our identities, its just fun to pretend, enjoy what youth we have left... jk we lost that years ago, but still.

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: DxuEG ()
Date: January 21, 2016 01:02PM

There have been no posts on this thread. Is it dead? (Look, that rhymed)

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Angel ()
Date: January 21, 2016 05:05PM

Probably.

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Re: N.E.S.T. Coterie - NEW RULES
Posted by: Tykmp ()
Date: January 21, 2016 06:32PM

DxuEG Wrote:
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> There have been no posts on this thread. Is it
> dead? (Look, that rhymed)


Meter is poor.

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