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Gay Magz in my mail box
Posted by: Arlington ()
Date: June 29, 2009 10:26PM

Someone is putting gay magazines (Metro Weekly, MD Colors) in my mail boxes late at night. And my wife thinks I am ordering these. How could I find out who is doing it, and have them stop. It's always between 7pm and 12 midnite.

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Re: Gay Magz in my mail box
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: June 29, 2009 10:49PM

Does your wife really believe the mailman is coming a second time, late at night, to deliver those gay magazines you ordered?

Doesn't your wife notice that they aren't addressed to you?


Seriously, though, there are "mail alert" devices that ring a chime in your house whenever the mailbox door is opened. Assuming you can run moderately fast, you should be able to catch the person the next time they try it.

Or you could borrow a friend's car (so it isn't familiar to whoever is doing this) and park a little ways down the street and wait for them.

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Re: Gay Magz in my mail box
Posted by: boredom ()
Date: June 29, 2009 11:38PM

Arlington Wrote:
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> Someone is putting gay magazines (Metro Weekly, MD
> Colors) in my mail boxes late at night. And my
> wife thinks I am ordering these. How could I find
> out who is doing it, and have them stop. It's
> always between 7pm and 12 midnite.

You're failing as a husband if your wife thinks you're gay. Fuck her like a man and stop being a little bitch.

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Re: Gay Magz in my mail box
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 29, 2009 11:45PM

HA! I have to agree... She wouldn't think you were ordering them just because she found them in the mailbox. She'd need to have (an)other reason(s) to suspect you...

boredom Wrote:
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> You're failing as a husband if your wife thinks
> you're gay. Fuck her like a man and stop being a
> little bitch.

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Re: Gay Magz in my mail box
Posted by: 4wheeler ()
Date: June 30, 2009 07:45AM

Denial is the first step....come out of the closet, dude...we don't ask and don't tell

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Re: Gay Magz in my mail box
Posted by: nakedshoplifter ()
Date: June 30, 2009 09:18AM

Motion activated deer/wildlife camera mounted in your front window overlooking the mailbox. Now go bang your wife like everyone suggested.

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Re: Gay Magz in my mail box
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 30, 2009 09:32AM

Put a boxing glove on the end of a high-tension spring and stuff it in your mailbox. Effective AND comedic.

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Re: Gay Magz in my mail box
Posted by: formerhick76 ()
Date: June 30, 2009 04:12PM

This is quickly becoming one of my favorite Onion articles.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33540

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