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Rises in the East. Always has, always will.
Posted by: The Real Sculler ()
Date: June 24, 2009 07:21AM

This is not some incredible new phenomenon. It's not as if for the past 3 days it's risen in the West. So when you come up upon the crest of the hill during your morning commute and you see the sun gleeming at you, it shouldn't be some kind of brand new traumatizing experience that causes you to slam on your brakes in awe and terror. You KNOW it's gonna be there, just as it has been every day of your miserable life! So put your visor down and your sunnies on when your driving torwards the East in the early morning for Christ's sake. Slamming on your brakes is completely unnecessary.

And yes, I'm talking to you, the fucking morons on the Parkway heading South approaching Springfield.

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Re: Rises in the East. Always has, always will.
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: June 24, 2009 07:31AM

If they are heading south they won't be headed into the sun. If I was going south and the sun suddenly appeared right in front of me I'd be a little panicked too.

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Re: Rises in the East. Always has, always will.
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: June 24, 2009 07:46AM

Try being on 66. It's a parking lot due to the sun.

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Re: Rises in the East. Always has, always will.
Posted by: The Real Sculler ()
Date: June 24, 2009 07:57AM

Sorry. For those of you that are new to the area, the Fairfax County Parkway Southbound takes an occasional turn to the East.

Asshole.

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Re: Rises in the East. Always has, always will.
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: June 24, 2009 08:00AM

I say we call our representative in congress and ask what he is doing about the sun situation. The sun has got to go, or Connelly goes. The people for Fairfax have spoken!

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Re: Rises in the East. Always has, always will.
Posted by: jhey ()
Date: June 24, 2009 09:32AM

The sun appeared in front of me this morning as I was driving south on the parkway. He wore sunglasses and gave me two scoops of raisins.

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Re: Rises in the East. Always has, always will.
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 24, 2009 09:39AM

The sun I know had an angry face and chased me through the desert while I tried to avoid quicksand.

Where were the teachers in all of this?!

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Rises in the East. Always has, always will.
Posted by: jhey ()
Date: June 24, 2009 09:58AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> The sun I know had an angry face and chased me
> through the desert while I tried to avoid
> quicksand.

+1 P-wing

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Re: Rises in the East. Always has, always will.
Posted by: formerhick76 ()
Date: June 24, 2009 03:19PM

The sun I saw giggled a little and then I saw four humanoid figures running around and giggling. I think one of them had some sort of TV screen on his stomach.

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Re: Rises in the East. Always has, always will.
Posted by: jhey ()
Date: June 24, 2009 03:37PM

formerhick76 Wrote:
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> The sun I saw giggled a little and then I saw four
> humanoid figures running around and giggling. I
> think one of them had some sort of TV screen on
> his stomach.

Again!

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Re: Rises in the East. Always has, always will.
Posted by: Butt4 ()
Date: June 24, 2009 04:43PM

jhey Wrote:
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> The sun appeared in front of me this morning as I
> was driving south on the parkway. He wore
> sunglasses and gave me two scoops of raisins.


Brilliant

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Re: Rises in the East. Always has, always will.
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 24, 2009 05:07PM

Butt4 Wrote:
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>
> Brilliant

Pun Points!

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Re: Rises in the East. Always has, always will.
Posted by: -SBS- ()
Date: June 24, 2009 05:08PM

The Real Sculler Wrote:
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> Sorry. For those of you that are new to the area,
> the Fairfax County Parkway Southbound takes an
> occasional turn to the East.
>
Not to mention, the Sun actually rises in the SOUTHeast.

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Re: Rises in the East. Always has, always will.
Posted by: The Sun Is There ()
Date: June 24, 2009 10:02PM

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The Sun Is There.jpg

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Re: Rises in the East. Always has, always will.
Posted by: Dirty Jersey ()
Date: June 24, 2009 11:15PM


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Re: Rises in the East. Always has, always will.
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: June 25, 2009 06:19AM

anyone know where i can get my windows tinted?


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Rises in the East. Always has, always will.
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: June 25, 2009 07:43AM

The Sun Is There Wrote:
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> .


That's a picture of someone driving on I-66 east. And the sun isn't in the picture.

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Re: Rises in the East. Always has, always will.
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 25, 2009 08:26AM

pgens Wrote:
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> The Sun Is There Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > .
>
>
> That's a picture of someone driving on I-66 east.
> And the sun isn't in the picture.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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Re: Rises in the East. Always has, always will.
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: June 25, 2009 08:42AM

lol, I feel so much better now!

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Re: Rises in the East. Always has, always will.
Posted by: jhey ()
Date: June 25, 2009 08:59AM

LOL @ MrMephisto & Dirty Jersey's pics. "I've had it up to here with these damn rickets!"

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