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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
To the Idiot Driver on 123 North at 5:30 on 11/13/2015
Posted by:
FmKpe
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Date: December 13, 2015 09:45PM
Hey Jackass,
I know you must have been broken down or something to be sitting on the side on Northbound 123 midway between Occoquan and Burke Lake Park on Sunday night at 5:30. I saw you had the sense to engage your hazard lights. Good for you.
What in the fuck is wrong with you; pulling out in front of 50 mph traffic directly behind you??? I was going 50 mph and you pulled into the right lane less than 30 yards in front of me. I had to swerve into the left lane to avoid you. The truck 30 yards behind me (thank God he is apparently a very good diver) had to swerve into the median/ditch to avoid you. I saw mud and shit fly everywhere in my rear view mirror, with your dumb ass going like 30 mph and at least thirty sets of headlights behind you in both lanes.
Is this why my insurance is through the roof? Because you haphazardly drive a fucking shitty early 90s era Japanese sedan into cross traffic without so much as a glance? Fuck you, you are all that is wrong with Fairfax. I could have pressed the gas in my F-250 and did everyone who posts or reads here a favor, but I didn't. Fuck you, you could have killed a dozen people today. ASSHOLE.
I know you must have been broken down or something to be sitting on the side on Northbound 123 midway between Occoquan and Burke Lake Park on Sunday night at 5:30. I saw you had the sense to engage your hazard lights. Good for you.
What in the fuck is wrong with you; pulling out in front of 50 mph traffic directly behind you??? I was going 50 mph and you pulled into the right lane less than 30 yards in front of me. I had to swerve into the left lane to avoid you. The truck 30 yards behind me (thank God he is apparently a very good diver) had to swerve into the median/ditch to avoid you. I saw mud and shit fly everywhere in my rear view mirror, with your dumb ass going like 30 mph and at least thirty sets of headlights behind you in both lanes.
Is this why my insurance is through the roof? Because you haphazardly drive a fucking shitty early 90s era Japanese sedan into cross traffic without so much as a glance? Fuck you, you are all that is wrong with Fairfax. I could have pressed the gas in my F-250 and did everyone who posts or reads here a favor, but I didn't. Fuck you, you could have killed a dozen people today. ASSHOLE.
Re: To the Idiot Driver on 123 North at 5:30 on 11/13/2015
Posted by:
Next time
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Date: December 13, 2015 10:01PM
White, Black, or other ?
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Re: To the Idiot Driver on 123 North at 5:30 on 11/13/2015
Posted by:
Jo mama
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Date: December 13, 2015 10:41PM
DWI, (driving while immigrant)
Re: To the Idiot Driver on 123 North at 5:30 on 11/13/2015
Posted by:
Porty
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Date: December 13, 2015 10:49PM
On 11/13/15? You waited one month to share your gay story?
Re: To the Idiot Driver on 123 North at 5:30 on 11/13/2015
Posted by:
UVA Cheerleader
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Date: December 14, 2015 11:45AM
I'm sorry. I am the driver that pulled out in front of you.
I was "Brown Capping" and I was about to crap in my cheerleader uniform. I pulled over to gently pass some gas, when I felt the moisture of a wet fart.
I was trying to make it to a toilet, but failed. Now I need my uniform, and the driver seat cleaned.
I was "Brown Capping" and I was about to crap in my cheerleader uniform. I pulled over to gently pass some gas, when I felt the moisture of a wet fart.
I was trying to make it to a toilet, but failed. Now I need my uniform, and the driver seat cleaned.