Re: To the Idiot Driver on 123 North at 5:30 on 11/13/2015
Posted by:
UVA Cheerleader
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Date: December 14, 2015 11:45AM
I'm sorry. I am the driver that pulled out in front of you.
I was "Brown Capping" and I was about to crap in my cheerleader uniform. I pulled over to gently pass some gas, when I felt the moisture of a wet fart.
I was trying to make it to a toilet, but failed. Now I need my uniform, and the driver seat cleaned.