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Reston Trainer Arrest for Simulated Masturbation and Indecent Exposure
Posted by:
Upskirt
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Date: August 17, 2015 02:49PM
Now here's a guy who would be lots of fun at parties-
Fairfax County Police have arrested a Centreville man working as a personal trainer in Reston after he reportedly tried to capture an “upskirt” video of a woman in a local supermarket earlier this month.
Michael Wayne Edwards, 33, a trainer at Fusion360 in Reston, was arrested on Aug. 6 and charged with filming nonconsensual nude, simulated masturbation and indecent exposure, police confirmed Wednesday. He’s currently being held at Fairfax Adult Detention Center.
The incident occurred on Aug. 5 at approximately 1:15 p.m. A woman told police that Edwards followed her through the Safeway on South Lakes Drive in Reston before following her out of the store and to another location near Sunrise Valley Drive and Lakespray Way.
It was there that Edwards reportedly called out to the female victim, exposed himself and then fled. No injuries were reported in connection to this case, police confirmed.
After Edwards fled, the female victim contacted police and described the suspect. Police were then able to identify Edwards, and with the help of store personnel they found Edwards was indeed trying to film the victim under her clothing in the supermarket.
Five years ago, Edwards also made headlines when he was found to have squirted multiple people with a squirt bottle filled with human semen. He was arrested and charged with second-degree assault.
http://patch.com/virginia/vienna/reston-based-trainer-arrested-attempt-film-upskirt-video-safeway-0
Fairfax County Police have arrested a Centreville man working as a personal trainer in Reston after he reportedly tried to capture an “upskirt” video of a woman in a local supermarket earlier this month.
Michael Wayne Edwards, 33, a trainer at Fusion360 in Reston, was arrested on Aug. 6 and charged with filming nonconsensual nude, simulated masturbation and indecent exposure, police confirmed Wednesday. He’s currently being held at Fairfax Adult Detention Center.
The incident occurred on Aug. 5 at approximately 1:15 p.m. A woman told police that Edwards followed her through the Safeway on South Lakes Drive in Reston before following her out of the store and to another location near Sunrise Valley Drive and Lakespray Way.
It was there that Edwards reportedly called out to the female victim, exposed himself and then fled. No injuries were reported in connection to this case, police confirmed.
After Edwards fled, the female victim contacted police and described the suspect. Police were then able to identify Edwards, and with the help of store personnel they found Edwards was indeed trying to film the victim under her clothing in the supermarket.
Five years ago, Edwards also made headlines when he was found to have squirted multiple people with a squirt bottle filled with human semen. He was arrested and charged with second-degree assault.
http://patch.com/virginia/vienna/reston-based-trainer-arrested-attempt-film-upskirt-video-safeway-0
Re: Reston Trainer Arrest for Simulated Masturbation and Indecent Exposure
Posted by:
Big Dick Blackk
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Date: August 17, 2015 02:52PM
WTF is "simulated masturbation"?
Re: Reston Trainer Arrest for Simulated Masturbation and Indecent Exposure
Posted by:
Sperm Squirter
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Date: August 17, 2015 02:58PM
Upskirt Wrote:
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> Five years ago, Edwards also made headlines when
> he was found to have squirted multiple people with
> a squirt bottle filled with human semen. He was
> arrested and charged with second-degree assault.
^This guy is all party!
What do think police said "Oh yeah, I recognize him. The semen squirter."
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>
> Five years ago, Edwards also made headlines when
> he was found to have squirted multiple people with
> a squirt bottle filled with human semen. He was
> arrested and charged with second-degree assault.
^This guy is all party!
What do think police said "Oh yeah, I recognize him. The semen squirter."
Re: Reston Trainer Arrest for Simulated Masturbation and Indecent Exposure
Posted by:
Ying Ko
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Date: August 17, 2015 03:24PM
Man, it takes me forever to fill a squirt bottle.
Re: Reston Trainer Arrest for Simulated Masturbation and Indecent Exposure
Posted by:
Him & lizzy
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Date: August 17, 2015 03:29PM
Sperm Squirter Wrote:
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> Upskirt Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > Five years ago, Edwards also made headlines
> when
> > he was found to have squirted multiple people
> with
> > a squirt bottle filled with human semen. He
> was
> > arrested and charged with second-degree
> assault.
>
> ^This guy is all party!
>
> What do think police said "Oh yeah, I recognize
> him. The semen squirter."
He would a perfect match for monkey Monique Wells as she likes to play with her own shit! Could you imagine that party? Shit, cum and piss all over the place!
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> Upskirt Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > Five years ago, Edwards also made headlines
> when
> > he was found to have squirted multiple people
> with
> > a squirt bottle filled with human semen. He
> was
> > arrested and charged with second-degree
> assault.
>
> ^This guy is all party!
>
> What do think police said "Oh yeah, I recognize
> him. The semen squirter."
He would a perfect match for monkey Monique Wells as she likes to play with her own shit! Could you imagine that party? Shit, cum and piss all over the place!
Re: Reston Trainer Arrest for Simulated Masturbation and Indecent Exposure
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: August 17, 2015 06:43PM
Big Dick Blackk Wrote:
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> WTF is "simulated masturbation"?
Maybe rubbing oneself through the pants?
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> WTF is "simulated masturbation"?
Maybe rubbing oneself through the pants?
Re: Reston Trainer Arrest for Simulated Masturbation and Indecent Exposure
Posted by:
Sir Cum Alot
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Date: August 17, 2015 06:49PM
Was the squirt bottle the type used with glass cleaner?
Or the kind like a mustard bottle?
Filling either one is quite the feat.
Or the kind like a mustard bottle?
Filling either one is quite the feat.
Re: Reston Trainer Arrest for Simulated Masturbation and Indecent Exposure
Posted by:
Sully
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Date: September 03, 2015 01:42PM
Too many weirdos in this world
Re: Reston Trainer Arrest for Simulated Masturbation and Indecent Exposure
Posted by:
Da Profiler
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Date: September 03, 2015 02:48PM
He is a black fella
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Re: Reston Trainer Arrest for Simulated Masturbation and Indecent Exposure
Posted by:
Batdance
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Date: September 03, 2015 03:14PM
Stop the press. Who is that? Vicki Vale.
Re: Reston Trainer Arrest for Simulated Masturbation and Indecent Exposure
Posted by:
What do you expect?
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Date: September 03, 2015 03:21PM
Michael Wayne Edwards is a member of the very, very entitled athletic class.
His behavior's cognates include Jerry Sandusky's misconduct, the Steubenville football rapes, the Hocking College recruitment of the one of the Steubenville rapists (Trent Mays), the "football IS America" argument permeating Fairfax budget talks, and, not surprisingly the decision to re-allocate science book funds to turf fields in Fairfax.
His behavior's cognates include Jerry Sandusky's misconduct, the Steubenville football rapes, the Hocking College recruitment of the one of the Steubenville rapists (Trent Mays), the "football IS America" argument permeating Fairfax budget talks, and, not surprisingly the decision to re-allocate science book funds to turf fields in Fairfax.
Re: Reston Trainer Arrest for Simulated Masturbation and Indecent Exposure
Posted by:
why was he free?
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Date: September 03, 2015 06:15PM
I'm disgusted that he was out of jail in less than five years for spraying people with semen. He's lucky an armed individual didn't cap him for that.
That's why I don't own firearms. My temper would get me in trouble. I know I would have killed him for that.
I wonder how much semen he gets squirted with in the big house
That's why I don't own firearms. My temper would get me in trouble. I know I would have killed him for that.
I wonder how much semen he gets squirted with in the big house
Re: Reston Trainer Arrest for Simulated Masturbation and Indecent Exposure
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: September 03, 2015 06:19PM
So.....what exactly is simulated masturbation?
Re: Reston Trainer Arrest for Simulated Masturbation and Indecent Exposure
Posted by:
Sulky
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Date: September 03, 2015 11:14PM
How does he get satisfied? Some people are so perverted
Re: Reston Trainer Arrest for Simulated Masturbation and Indecent Exposure
Posted by:
lollil
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Date: September 05, 2015 02:45PM
How do you simulate a masturbation?
You either do or don't.. Wtfff
You either do or don't.. Wtfff
Re: Reston Trainer Arrest for Simulated Masturbation and Indecent Exposure
Posted by:
Back In The Day
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Date: September 05, 2015 02:58PM
Upskirt Wrote:
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>
>
> Five years ago, Edwards also made headlines when
> he was found to have squirted multiple people with
> a squirt bottle filled with human semen. He was
> arrested and charged with second-degree assault.
>
That was a huge story. I thought that guy would be locked away in some loony bin for years, yet he's working as a personal trainer?
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>
>
> Five years ago, Edwards also made headlines when
> he was found to have squirted multiple people with
> a squirt bottle filled with human semen. He was
> arrested and charged with second-degree assault.
>
That was a huge story. I thought that guy would be locked away in some loony bin for years, yet he's working as a personal trainer?
Re: Reston Trainer Arrest for Simulated Masturbation and Indecent Exposure
Posted by:
Phrat Boy
()
Date: September 05, 2015 05:41PM
What do you expect? Wrote:
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> Michael Wayne Edwards is a member of the very,
> very entitled athletic class.
>
> His behavior's cognates include Jerry Sandusky's
> misconduct, the Steubenville football rapes, the
> Hocking College recruitment of the one of the
> Steubenville rapists (Trent Mays), the "football
> IS America" argument permeating Fairfax budget
> talks, and, not surprisingly the decision to
> re-allocate science book funds to turf fields in
> Fairfax.
God, you're a pathetic fuck. Obviosuly you were too weak to be involved in football and you still carry a grudge. Its really sad. You need counseling.
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> Michael Wayne Edwards is a member of the very,
> very entitled athletic class.
>
> His behavior's cognates include Jerry Sandusky's
> misconduct, the Steubenville football rapes, the
> Hocking College recruitment of the one of the
> Steubenville rapists (Trent Mays), the "football
> IS America" argument permeating Fairfax budget
> talks, and, not surprisingly the decision to
> re-allocate science book funds to turf fields in
> Fairfax.
God, you're a pathetic fuck. Obviosuly you were too weak to be involved in football and you still carry a grudge. Its really sad. You need counseling.