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Close University Mall theaters!
Posted by: Pissed off ()
Date: July 01, 2015 08:53AM

That place is beyond an eyesore. Last time I saw a movie there my feet stuck to the floor. A homeless guy pissed in the theater and the staff cared less. Didn't seem to bother them. In the Men's room there were holes cut in the stall walls used for anonymous oral sex. Ever Saturday there's a freak show of transvestites. My friend, Tiger Proudfoot, and I drove by one night. All the freaks flicked us off, spit at us, and cussed us out. They did it to every car. They harassed a mother and her infant son demanding to hold the baby and scaring the both of them. Under the stairwell there was a man receiving oral sex in public. This place needs to close now!

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Re: Close University Mall theaters!
Posted by: Crusin' ()
Date: July 01, 2015 08:57AM

Damn, gotta check this place out!

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Re: Close University Mall theaters!
Posted by: Iizzie ()
Date: July 01, 2015 09:18AM

GAY!

I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/28/2020 04:21PM by Iizzie.

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Re: Close University Mall theaters!
Posted by: xMm4d ()
Date: July 01, 2015 09:27AM

Hahahahaha!

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Re: Close University Mall theaters!
Posted by: horror11 ()
Date: July 01, 2015 09:49AM

You mean to say that there was a mother pushing a stroller at the same time of a midnight movie? If so, she deserves the harassment.

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Re: Close University Mall theaters!
Posted by: Freak Show ()
Date: July 01, 2015 09:53AM

How about these guys, with Brett Trapp leading a bunch of guys in the Chris Carneal Boosterthon dance?
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Re: Close University Mall theaters!
Posted by: Life still needed ()
Date: July 01, 2015 10:12AM

You ran this same thread two months ago:

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/1841646/1842248.html#msg-1842248

If you're going to troll, can't you at least come up with new material?
'Might as well repost one of the responses:


Re: University Mall Movie Theaters
Posted by: get a life ()
Date: April 17, 2015 10:26AM

I Haven't been in there, but if you don't like the theater I advise you to take your business elsewhere. There are sex offenders and cult leaders in churches, but you don't have to go there either. Just do your thing and let others do the same. Capiche?

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Re: Close University Mall theaters!
Posted by: Glory Whole ()
Date: July 01, 2015 10:56AM

I wonder what is on the floor of the theatre to make it so sticky?

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Re: Close University Mall theaters!
Posted by: Please. Everybody Knows Better. ()
Date: July 01, 2015 11:16AM

Pissed off Wrote:
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> That place is beyond an eyesore. Last time I saw a
> movie there my feet stuck to the floor. A homeless
> guy pissed in the theater and the staff cared
> less. Didn't seem to bother them. In the Men's
> room there were holes cut in the stall walls used
> for anonymous oral sex. Ever Saturday there's a
> freak show of transvestites. My friend, Tiger
> Proudfoot, and I drove by one night. All the
> freaks flicked us off, spit at us, and cussed us
> out. They did it to every car. They harassed a
> mother and her infant son demanding to hold the
> baby and scaring the both of them. Under the
> stairwell there was a man receiving oral sex in
> public. This place needs to close now!

Lying motherfucker.

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Re: Close University Mall theaters!
Posted by: Disgruntled ()
Date: July 01, 2015 11:19AM

When did you get fired?

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Re: Close University Mall theaters!
Posted by: matt 703 ()
Date: July 02, 2015 12:27PM

Pissed off Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> That place is beyond an eyesore. Last time I saw a
> movie there my feet stuck to the floor. A homeless
> guy pissed in the theater and the staff cared
> less. Didn't seem to bother them. In the Men's
> room there were holes cut in the stall walls used
> for anonymous oral sex. Ever Saturday there's a
> freak show of transvestites. My friend, Tiger
> Proudfoot, and I drove by one night. All the
> freaks flicked us off, spit at us, and cussed us
> out. They did it to every car. They harassed a
> mother and her infant son demanding to hold the
> baby and scaring the both of them. Under the
> stairwell there was a man receiving oral sex in
> public. This place needs to close now!


You're a lying cunt who deserves to get his ass kicked. They recently put in new screens, went digital, and put in brand new seats. That place is looking great now! You're a loser idiot.

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Re: Close University Mall theaters!
Posted by: G4dvE ()
Date: July 02, 2015 03:38PM

Yep, OP has a serious problem.

I've heard they are very nice theatres.

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Re: Close University Mall theaters!
Posted by: Orville ()
Date: July 04, 2015 09:24AM

They really do have the best popcorn. I'd go just for the popcorn.

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Re: Close University Mall theaters!
Posted by: Or maybe this ()
Date: July 04, 2015 09:32AM

OP has an issue with $2.00 Tuesday movies at University Mall theatres? Or the fact that the new seats were 100% financed by micro-donations from the customers?

And really, who criticizes the Rocky Horror fans, an weekly event that has been passed on to new young people since the 70's?


Maybe OP works for the competition?

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Re: Close University Mall theaters!
Posted by: Billy Ba ()
Date: July 04, 2015 05:04PM

Fuck this asshole. Great local establishment. Safe, clean and well run.

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Re: Close University Mall theaters!
Posted by: Billy Ba ()
Date: July 04, 2015 05:08PM

Also great digital projection, no stadium seating but so what?

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