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Any hotels / motels with hi-rise balconies around Fairfax?
Posted by:
balcony guy
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Date: June 27, 2015 03:24PM
I love me a balcony, the higher the better. It seems like it is getting hard to find them unless you are at the beach. Anybody know of any near here? I would probably travel as much as 60 miles to stay at a nice one. Thanks!
Re: Any hotels / motels with hi-rise balconies around Fairfax?
Posted by:
High Times
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Date: June 27, 2015 03:41PM
I would suggest one or two but my concern is what your intentions are?
You might survive.
You might survive.
Re: Any hotels / motels with hi-rise balconies around Fairfax?
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Wait...what?
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Date: June 27, 2015 03:52PM
balcony guy Wrote:
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> I love me a balcony, the higher the better. It
> seems like it is getting hard to find them unless
> you are at the beach. Anybody know of any near
> here? I would probably travel as much as 60 miles
> to stay at a nice one. Thanks!
There are none. Except at the beach. Balconies at a hotel are an enormous personal liability risk so, they've been eliminated. Too many coked out whores with bleeding, torn gapers taking dives off of them...too many fucking Islamic terrorists running their drone operations off of them...too many kids throwing rocks from them and killing people...too many parents Eric Clapton-ing or Michael Jackson-ing their kids on balconies...
Heck it's rare to find a hotel that lets you open the guestroom windows more than a few inches...
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> I love me a balcony, the higher the better. It
> seems like it is getting hard to find them unless
> you are at the beach. Anybody know of any near
> here? I would probably travel as much as 60 miles
> to stay at a nice one. Thanks!
There are none. Except at the beach. Balconies at a hotel are an enormous personal liability risk so, they've been eliminated. Too many coked out whores with bleeding, torn gapers taking dives off of them...too many fucking Islamic terrorists running their drone operations off of them...too many kids throwing rocks from them and killing people...too many parents Eric Clapton-ing or Michael Jackson-ing their kids on balconies...
Heck it's rare to find a hotel that lets you open the guestroom windows more than a few inches...
Re: Any hotels / motels with hi-rise balconies around Fairfax?
Posted by:
stay here
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Date: June 27, 2015 04:08PM
Holiday Inn Rosslyn @ Key Bridge!
If you like balconies and love jet noise and smog this is the place for you! Some rooms have 4th of july firework view but they are generally booked at least a year in advance.
If you like balconies and love jet noise and smog this is the place for you! Some rooms have 4th of july firework view but they are generally booked at least a year in advance.
Re: Any hotels / motels with hi-rise balconies around Fairfax?
Posted by:
200 motels
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Date: June 29, 2019 06:27AM
stay here Wrote:
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> Holiday Inn Rosslyn @ Key Bridge!
>
> If you like balconies and love jet noise and smog
> this is the place for you! Some rooms have 4th of
> july firework view but they are generally booked
> at least a year in advance.
nice!
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> Holiday Inn Rosslyn @ Key Bridge!
>
> If you like balconies and love jet noise and smog
> this is the place for you! Some rooms have 4th of
> july firework view but they are generally booked
> at least a year in advance.
nice!