I really get a charge out of some of the knives and swords advertised
in the catalogs I receive in the mail. Sometimes JUNK is the
name of the game. A friend who works for the CIA took a lot of ribbing
when this one came out. Just imagine an agency analyst walking around
with one of these shoved down his pants.
http://www.trueswords.com/secret-agent-sword-full-tang-p-589.html