To the a-hole tailgating me coming off 495 onto Gallows about 930pm Wed night screw you d-bag. I went around the off ramp literally as fast as my V70 wagon could go, but that wasnt good enough for you was it? You had to ride my ass so I decided to slow down to the speed limit - no sense running myself off the road for you jerk-face. That really pissed you off didnt it? So much so that after riding my bumper for the rest of the exit you floored it, passed me on Rt. 50 and swerved back into the Gallows turn lane.

As I marveled at your stupidity and dangerous driving (I had 2 kids in my car) I was nearly blinded by the lights of a police truck racing after you. There have been fewer times more satisfying in my entire driving career. Like a dumbass you stopped in the turn lane blocking progress to Gallows and I gladly waited behind the police vehicle as he ordered you into the shopping center parking lot. After a couple fist pumps and hoots I was left mused which of the many violations you earned would be cited. Aggressive driving, speeding, changing lanes with out a turn signal, reckless driving, following too close? So many to choose from.

In any event I hope you enjoy the many hundreds of dollars in fines and the points on your license - I know I am :)

You couldn't out turn a Nissan Xterra in a V70? Do you even drive, bro?

If you're driving fast it's just going to egg on the person behind you to join you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20SNMdo3B3o


Whenever I take off really fast from a light, I usually get a follower trying to race me. Ramps are the most fun, keep pushing until the rear gets loose and traction control has to kick in. Going from 495 to 66 W, I usually find a good challenge every week on that ramp. You have a nice straight right before that turn, one of my favorite turns on my public raceway.

LightColored Nissan Xterra Wrote:
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> To the a-hole tailgating me coming off 495 onto
> Gallows about 930pm Wed night screw you d-bag. I
> went around the off ramp literally as fast as my
> V70 wagon could go, but that wasnt good enough for
> you was it? You had to ride my ass so I decided
> to slow down to the speed limit - no sense running
> myself off the road for you jerk-face. That
> really pissed you off didnt it? So much so that
> after riding my bumper for the rest of the exit
> you floored it, passed me on Rt. 50 and swerved
> back into the Gallows turn lane.
>
> As I marveled at your stupidity and dangerous
> driving (I had 2 kids in my car) I was nearly
> blinded by the lights of a police truck racing
> after you. There have been fewer times more
> satisfying in my entire driving career. Like a
> dumbass you stopped in the turn lane blocking
> progress to Gallows and I gladly waited behind the
> police vehicle as he ordered you into the shopping
> center parking lot. After a couple fist pumps and
> hoots I was left mused which of the many
> violations you earned would be cited. Aggressive
> driving, speeding, changing lanes with out a turn
> signal, reckless driving, following too close? So
> many to choose from.
>
> In any event I hope you enjoy the many hundreds of
> dollars in fines and the points on your license -
> I know I am :)

YEE HA!

Good post good post

Good post good post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5S2nX_w06Q

We do this all the time on 495

We need more drivers with dash cams in this country. That was pure "karma gets you moment" that we will not be able to thorough enjoy.

Hey, I always say "go with the flow of traffic", but I usually create the flow of traffic and people try to keep up.

as a pizza man, I spend a lot of time on the road. y'all motherfuckers are a bunch of dicks. sorry if I go the speed limit...if you don't like it, take the fucking bus.

You wish you had skillz like I do - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C141MDNajoI

Damn. According to wiki the current generation V70 is still offered with a manual transmission. If this is accurate, kudos to volvo. Just out of curiosity what is the maximum speed your V70 reached on that offramp?

bn Wrote:
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> Damn. According to wiki the current generation V70
> is still offered with a manual transmission. If
> this is accurate, kudos to volvo. Just out of
> curiosity what is the maximum speed your V70
> reached on that offramp?

I'll throw my hat in the ring, V6 accord coupe manual six speed, I ditch people all the time on my favorite on ramp, it'll pull about 54mph all the way around, faster if I remember to get my nuts from my wife purse...

if you're going the speedlimit, get used to being tailgated douchebag. Your kids were probably ashamed that their parent couldn't even summon the courage up to go a few mph over

but good for you, I bet those fist pumps and hoots were really satisfying, probably the highlight of your year

coupe v6 Wrote:
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> bn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Damn. According to wiki the current generation
> V70
> > is still offered with a manual transmission. If
> > this is accurate, kudos to volvo. Just out of
> > curiosity what is the maximum speed your V70
> > reached on that offramp?
>
> I'll throw my hat in the ring, V6 accord coupe
> manual six speed, I ditch people all the time on
> my favorite on ramp, it'll pull about 54mph all
> the way around, faster if I remember to get my
> nuts from my wife purse...

LOL, Honda Accord. It's a great reliable appliance but to drive, it's boring as hell, FWD which will under-steer. You're probably only ditching people who aren't trying to go fast.

Is a Volvo V70 a bus? Why couldnt you blow away an Xterra which is a piece of shit SUV.

EVERYONE CUT FOR ZAYN

#Dontleavemebabe #CutForZayn

LightColored Nissan Xterra Wrote:
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> To the a-hole tailgating me coming off 495 onto
> Gallows about 930pm Wed night screw you d-bag. I
> went around the off ramp literally as fast as my
> V70 wagon could go, but that wasnt good enough for
> you was it? You had to ride my ass so I decided
> to slow down to the speed limit - no sense running
> myself off the road for you jerk-face. That
> really pissed you off didnt it? So much so that
> after riding my bumper for the rest of the exit
> you floored it, passed me on Rt. 50 and swerved
> back into the Gallows turn lane.
>
> As I marveled at your stupidity and dangerous
> driving (I had 2 kids in my car) I was nearly
> blinded by the lights of a police truck racing
> after you. There have been fewer times more
> satisfying in my entire driving career. Like a
> dumbass you stopped in the turn lane blocking
> progress to Gallows and I gladly waited behind the
> police vehicle as he ordered you into the shopping
> center parking lot. After a couple fist pumps and
> hoots I was left mused which of the many
> violations you earned would be cited. Aggressive
> driving, speeding, changing lanes with out a turn
> signal, reckless driving, following too close? So
> many to choose from.
>
> In any event I hope you enjoy the many hundreds of
> dollars in fines and the points on your license -
> I know I am :)


Sorry. I didn't realize I was tailgating you. You're right about my poor driving. I was busy checking the Fairfax Underground app on my phone looking for news about eesh's trial, Megan Toohey, and thinking about stopping by Papa John's.

This is what happens when the roads become clogged up with idiots who think their overcompensation mobile SUVs are race cars. It is now the only getting my kids matter insecure about their parenting skills soccer moms vs. the overcompensating unable to please a woman losers. They won't admit their useless overpriced SUVs are slower than sedans and other vehicles and overcompensate for it by driving them around like nuts. And I've seen plenty of overcompensating soccer moms do plenty of dumb things with their kids in the car.

This is what happens when the roads become clogged up with idiots who think their overcompensation mobile SUVs are race cars. It is now the only getting my kids matter insecure about their parenting skills soccer moms vs. the overcompensating unable to please a woman losers. They won't admit their useless overpriced SUVs are slower than sedans and other vehicles and overcompensate for it by driving them around like nuts. And I've seen plenty of overcompensating soccer moms do plenty of dumb things with their kids in the car.

You're a fucking pussy, according to my HUD, I pulled 1.9 lateral Gs on the ramp to 66.

bn Wrote:
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> Damn. According to wiki the current generation V70
> is still offered with a manual transmission. If
> this is accurate, kudos to volvo. Just out of
> curiosity what is the maximum speed your V70
> reached on that offramp?

In truth it was on that night I discovered I really needed new struts. Im not sure exactly as I was focusing on the road not the speedo but I think the car got lose around 40 mph at the tightest point on that exit turn. With new struts Id guess my 2004 V70 AWD 2.5 turbo wagon could do another 10 mph easy. It doesnt have traction control.

Anyway I was mostly glad to see the guy get a ticket. He was heading onto gallows into local traffic and needed to slow down.

Nova driver12 Wrote:
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> if you're going the speedlimit, get used to being
> tailgated douchebag. Your kids were probably
> ashamed that their parent couldn't even summon the
> courage up to go a few mph over
>
> but good for you, I bet those fist pumps and hoots
> were really satisfying, probably the highlight of
> your year

Well you didnt read the post. I went faster than the speed limit on the ramp to give me some space after the guy rode my ass off 495. He caught me coming out of the turn (after a straight away) and I gave up trying to shake him. I wasnt going to speed 15-20 over the limit for some a-hole tailgating me. I drove 5 over the limit and he was 3 feet off my bumper. That is when I just said screw it and went the limit. Freaked him out and he got his. And yes it was the highlight of my day probably couple of days!

You're both idiots Wrote:
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> This is what happens when the roads become clogged
> up with idiots who think their overcompensation
> mobile SUVs are race cars. It is now the only
> getting my kids matter insecure about their
> parenting skills soccer moms vs. the
> overcompensating unable to please a woman losers.
> They won't admit their useless overpriced SUVs are
> slower than sedans and other vehicles and
> overcompensate for it by driving them around like
> nuts. And I've seen plenty of overcompensating
> soccer moms do plenty of dumb things with their
> kids in the car.

My overpriced 2014 GL550 blows away most sedans. Don't get butt hurt because you can't afford nice cars.

highlight of my day Wrote:
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> Nova driver12 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > if you're going the speedlimit, get used to
> being
> > tailgated douchebag. Your kids were probably
> > ashamed that their parent couldn't even summon
> the
> > courage up to go a few mph over
> >
> > but good for you, I bet those fist pumps and
> hoots
> > were really satisfying, probably the highlight
> of
> > your year
>
> Well you didnt read the post. I went faster than
> the speed limit on the ramp to give me some space
> after the guy rode my ass off 495. He caught me
> coming out of the turn (after a straight away) and
> I gave up trying to shake him. I wasnt going to
> speed 15-20 over the limit for some a-hole
> tailgating me. I drove 5 over the limit and he
> was 3 feet off my bumper. That is when I just
> said screw it and went the limit. Freaked him out
> and he got his. And yes it was the highlight of
> my day probably couple of days!

A couple of questions for you:

were the kids in their seatbelts?

IF so, why didn't you slam on your breaks and let the tailgaiting dusche hit you?

Are you a woman?

Do you like anal?

I'll listen to the answers off line.

Thanks

...

gl550 Wrote:
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> You're both idiots Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is what happens when the roads become
> clogged
> > up with idiots who think their overcompensation
> > mobile SUVs are race cars. It is now the only
> > getting my kids matter insecure about their
> > parenting skills soccer moms vs. the
> > overcompensating unable to please a woman
> losers.
> > They won't admit their useless overpriced SUVs
> are
> > slower than sedans and other vehicles and
> > overcompensate for it by driving them around
> like
> > nuts. And I've seen plenty of overcompensating
> > soccer moms do plenty of dumb things with their
> > kids in the car.
>
> My overpriced 2014 GL550 blows away most sedans.
> Don't get butt hurt because you can't afford nice
> cars.

I can. I'm not an idiot loser like you who guys overpriced garbage on credit to overcompensate.

Butthurtsuvdrivingloser Wrote:
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> gl550 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You're both idiots Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > This is what happens when the roads become
> > clogged
> > > up with idiots who think their
> overcompensation
> > > mobile SUVs are race cars. It is now the
> only
> > > getting my kids matter insecure about their
> > > parenting skills soccer moms vs. the
> > > overcompensating unable to please a woman
> > losers.
> > > They won't admit their useless overpriced
> SUVs
> > are
> > > slower than sedans and other vehicles and
> > > overcompensate for it by driving them around
> > like
> > > nuts. And I've seen plenty of
> overcompensating
> > > soccer moms do plenty of dumb things with
> their
> > > kids in the car.
> >
> > My overpriced 2014 GL550 blows away most sedans.
>
> > Don't get butt hurt because you can't afford
> nice
> > cars.
>
> I can. I'm not an idiot loser like you who guys
> overpriced garbage on credit to overcompensate.

I don't think you can. Otherwise you would. Butt hurrrrrrrting because you are poor and hate seeing others succeed.

I still drive slow in the left lane to piss off everyone.
I'll do it everyday...everyday...everyday, just to piss off tailgaters

Their is nothing more satisfying in my day than to watch police give out tickets to speeders and aggressive drivers. It's heaven to me.