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just annouced Wrote:
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> Garth Brooks, Friday
> Three Doors Down, Saturday
> Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett, Sunday
The most important part of this post is the fact that somehow Celebrate Fairfax has somehow figured out time travel, allowing them to go back in time and change the performer lineup for an event that took place nearly nine months ago, which is much bigger news than Garth Brooks or Lady Gaga performing at the event.
Either that, or the OP was in such a hurry to make his stupid, lame-ass post that he inadvertently typed 2014 in his subject line when he meant to type 2015.
A cardinal rule of comedy is don't fuck up the setups for your jokes.
I just checked the website and Three Doors Down is the only one of op's bands listed. I hope this is an April Fool prank, cause if it's not there are no bands I want to see this year. Garth Brooks? No thanks.