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offical predictor Wrote:
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> This one will bring 14 to 20 inches of snow at
> IAD.
>
> This is an official prediction.
My minion, while I applaud your enthusiasm, you must never divulge my plans. For punishment you must read every eesh/caan/toohey/lizzie thread from start to tend.
You humans are terrible at predicting the wrath that I will unleash upon your pathetic planet, so you might as well quit trying. I will attack your planet soon enough with one form or another of frozen precipitation. Try as you may with your pathetic snow plows and tire chains, you will never win the battle against SNOWMEGATRON.
Now, minions, back to your stupid political ramblings.
At least we are going to be getting hammered with this, HUGE BITCH FUCKYOUOVER BLIZZARD at the end of the season so we should have access to the roads after a week or so.
SNOWMEGATRON Wrote:
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> You humans are terrible at predicting the wrath
> that I will unleash upon your pathetic planet, so
> you might as well quit trying. I will attack your
> planet soon enough with one form or another of
> frozen precipitation. Try as you may with your
> pathetic snow plows and tire chains, you will
> never win the battle against SNOWMEGATRON.
>
> Now, minions, back to your stupid political
> ramblings.
PLEASE LET IT BE EITHER 4 FEET OF SNOW OR 4 FEET OF ICE!
Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit Wrote:
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> SNOWMEGATRON Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You humans are terrible at predicting the wrath
> > that I will unleash upon your pathetic planet,
> so
> > you might as well quit trying. I will attack
> your
> > planet soon enough with one form or another of
> > frozen precipitation. Try as you may with your
> > pathetic snow plows and tire chains, you will
> > never win the battle against SNOWMEGATRON.
> >
> > Now, minions, back to your stupid political
> > ramblings.
>
>
> PLEASE LET IT BE EITHER 4 FEET OF SNOW OR 4 FEET
> OF ICE!
SNOWMEGATRON Wrote:
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> Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > SNOWMEGATRON Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You humans are terrible at predicting the
> wrath
> > > that I will unleash upon your pathetic
> planet,
> > so
> > > you might as well quit trying. I will attack
> > your
> > > planet soon enough with one form or another
> of
> > > frozen precipitation. Try as you may with
> your
> > > pathetic snow plows and tire chains, you will
> > > never win the battle against SNOWMEGATRON.
> > >
> > > Now, minions, back to your stupid political
> > > ramblings.
> >
> >
> > PLEASE LET IT BE EITHER 4 FEET OF SNOW OR 4
> FEET
> > OF ICE!
>
> I like the way you think. I will kill you last.
offical predictor Wrote:
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> This one will bring 14 to 20 inches of snow at
> IAD.
>
> This is an official prediction.
Nope, but I wish, I like lots of snow. We are outside of the window for multi-foot snow storms now. We'll probably still get something decent but the hemisphere is getting too much sun now. Too many heating days to support an extended frozen precip event.