OPEN APOLOGY LETTER TO STAY AT HOME MOMS FROM FCPS
Posted by:
fcps official
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Date: March 04, 2015 08:00AM
Dear Stay At Home Moms,
We at FCPS are truly sorry that we will be closing schools on March 5, 2015 because of the pending 4 to 8 inches of snow.
We know this will interrupt your "sexfest" with your lover. We understand that you have not been properly laid in the past few weeks because of all this inclement weather. We cannot take the chance that your "accidental cumshots" or "lover's cumshot", whichever it may be, would fall and injure themselves which would lead to a lawsuit against Fairfax County.
Please accept our apology.
Sincerely,
FCPS
p.s. Today would be a good day to cram as much cock as you can into you because there is a strong possibility that FCPS will be closed on March 6, 2015 also giving us a 4-day weekend away from your "accidental cumshots" or "lover's cumshot", whichever it may be.