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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
OPEN APOLOGY LETTER TO STAY AT HOME MOMS FROM FCPS
Posted by:
fcps official
()
Date: March 04, 2015 08:00AM
Dear Stay At Home Moms,
We at FCPS are truly sorry that we will be closing schools on March 5, 2015 because of the pending 4 to 8 inches of snow.
We know this will interrupt your "sexfest" with your lover. We understand that you have not been properly laid in the past few weeks because of all this inclement weather. We cannot take the chance that your "accidental cumshots" or "lover's cumshot", whichever it may be, would fall and injure themselves which would lead to a lawsuit against Fairfax County.
Please accept our apology.
Sincerely,
FCPS
p.s. Today would be a good day to cram as much cock as you can into you because there is a strong possibility that FCPS will be closed on March 6, 2015 also giving us a 4-day weekend away from your "accidental cumshots" or "lover's cumshot", whichever it may be.
We at FCPS are truly sorry that we will be closing schools on March 5, 2015 because of the pending 4 to 8 inches of snow.
We know this will interrupt your "sexfest" with your lover. We understand that you have not been properly laid in the past few weeks because of all this inclement weather. We cannot take the chance that your "accidental cumshots" or "lover's cumshot", whichever it may be, would fall and injure themselves which would lead to a lawsuit against Fairfax County.
Please accept our apology.
Sincerely,
FCPS
p.s. Today would be a good day to cram as much cock as you can into you because there is a strong possibility that FCPS will be closed on March 6, 2015 also giving us a 4-day weekend away from your "accidental cumshots" or "lover's cumshot", whichever it may be.
Re: OPEN APOLOGY LETTER TO STAY AT HOME MOMS FROM FCPS
Posted by:
Does she do anal?
()
Date: March 04, 2015 08:05AM
Funny you say they have accidental cumshot kids, but it's pretty far from the truth.
Most of the career mommies here waited too long to decide to have kids and by the time they were ready their eggs were all shriveled up and useless.
So they did the next best thing and plunk down their Black Card for a Korean or Honduran baby. And now they call themselves diverse.
Most of the career mommies here waited too long to decide to have kids and by the time they were ready their eggs were all shriveled up and useless.
So they did the next best thing and plunk down their Black Card for a Korean or Honduran baby. And now they call themselves diverse.
Re: OPEN APOLOGY LETTER TO STAY AT HOME MOMS FROM FCPS
Posted by:
Not so funny anymore
()
Date: March 04, 2015 08:40AM
This was kind of funny the first or second time, after that, not so funny anymore.
It's run its course, can't you think of something else to post?
It's run its course, can't you think of something else to post?
Re: OPEN APOLOGY LETTER TO STAY AT HOME MOMS FROM FCPS
Posted by:
VNPh3
()
Date: March 04, 2015 09:04AM
Not so funny anymore Wrote:
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> This was kind of funny the first or second time,
> after that, not so funny anymore.
> It's run its course, can't you think of something
> else to post?
This is FFXU. It's the thing to do. It will die eventually. Remember the Erika Gonzalez threads????
Speaking of Erika, what is her last name now since she got married last month?
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> This was kind of funny the first or second time,
> after that, not so funny anymore.
> It's run its course, can't you think of something
> else to post?
This is FFXU. It's the thing to do. It will die eventually. Remember the Erika Gonzalez threads????
Speaking of Erika, what is her last name now since she got married last month?
Re: OPEN APOLOGY LETTER TO STAY AT HOME MOMS FROM FCPS
Posted by:
Benice
()
Date: March 04, 2015 09:55AM
OP sounds like a confused cumshot himself.
Dear Little Cumshot. Forgive your Mummy. She is only human and certainly loves you non-the-less because you are her cumshot mess. You too may have one day your very own so don't be gay.
Dear Little Cumshot. Forgive your Mummy. She is only human and certainly loves you non-the-less because you are her cumshot mess. You too may have one day your very own so don't be gay.
Re: OPEN APOLOGY LETTER TO STAY AT HOME MOMS FROM FCPS
Posted by:
Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit
()
Date: March 04, 2015 10:03AM
Yes, your parents were practicing till one day you busted through the packaging. Sorry you're their favorite accident, but you need to fuck off.
Re: OPEN APOLOGY LETTER TO STAY AT HOME MOMS FROM FCPS
Posted by:
fourlegs
()
Date: March 04, 2015 08:23PM
Dear accidental cumshot (OP)
This was funny the first 800 times, you now have my permission to go fuck yourself.
With regards, fourlegs.
___________________________________________________________
“Imitation is suicide.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/04/2015 09:13PM by fourlegs.
This was funny the first 800 times, you now have my permission to go fuck yourself.
With regards, fourlegs.
___________________________________________________________
“Imitation is suicide.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/04/2015 09:13PM by fourlegs.
Re: OPEN APOLOGY LETTER TO STAY AT HOME MOMS FROM FCPS
Posted by:
picsor
()
Date: March 04, 2015 09:04PM
pics or this didn't happen