I poured five gallons of 10W-30 in Bull Run and burned a plastic garbage can today. What did you do?

10W-30 doesnt burn, at least not with a match or lighter. it lubricates your engine which gets real hot. If it burned easily, you wouldnt use it to lubricate your engine.

I call BS

KeepOnTruckin Wrote:
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> 10W-30 doesnt burn, at least not with a match or
> lighter. it lubricates your engine which gets real
> hot. If it burned easily, you wouldnt use it to
> lubricate your engine.
>
> I call BS


He said he poured the 10w-30 into Bull Run and burned a plastic garbage can.

But I still call BS.

To celebrate Earth Day I went for a walk on the Appalachian Trail. As I walked the trail, there was this especially beautiful, very old, and positively majestic Oak tree I came across. But it was sorta blocking the path, so I cut the phukking thing doown.

KeepOnTruckin Wrote:
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> 10W-30 doesnt burn, at least not with a match or
> lighter. it lubricates your engine which gets real
> hot. If it burned easily, you wouldnt use it to
> lubricate your engine.
>
> I call BS

You sir, are an idiot

KeepOnTruckin Wrote:
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> 10W-30 doesnt burn, at least not with a match or
> lighter. it lubricates your engine which gets real
> hot. If it burned easily, you wouldnt use it to
> lubricate your engine.
>
> I call BS


> He said he poured the 10w-30 into Bull Run and burned a plastic garbage can.

> But I still call BS.

You sir, are funny.

> To celebrate Earth Day I went for a walk on the Appalachian Trail. As I walked > the trail, there was this especially beautiful, very old, and positively
> majestic Oak tree I came across. But it was sorta blocking the path, so I cut
> the phukking thing doown.

You sir, are funnier.

Why thank you, kind Sir.

I turned all my lights,tv's,computers and appliances on even though i wasn't using them.

All douche-bag jokes!

I bought a Lincoln Navigator to celebrate Earth Day.

I further melted the polar ice caps with my incredible laser vision.
Oh, and then I beat the ever living shit out of Vince.



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496 Wrote:
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> I further melted the polar ice caps with my
> incredible laser vision.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
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I ate more than my fair share and farted a lot.

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> I ate more than my fair share and farted a lot.

how is that different than any other day?


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

Gravis Wrote:
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> WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> > I ate more than my fair share and farted a lot.
>
> how is that different than any other day?


Every day is Earth Day for me.

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Alias Wrote:
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> I met up with Vince, smoked some pot and talked
> about compact florescent light bulbs.


Don't you mean, smoked some pole?

I bought a bunch of flourescent lightbulbs, took the mercury out of them, and dumped it in Vince's flowerbed. Inside the house I could hear 496 beating the shit out of Vince.

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