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Best size bottle for "emergency use"
Posted by:
Lc4hm
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Date: January 11, 2015 07:48PM
What is the best bottle for relieving yourself while stuck in a Snowmageddon traffic jam? I prefer the cylindrical 1 gallon Deer Park water bottles.
Re: Best size bottle for "emergency use"
Posted by:
fourlegs
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Date: January 11, 2015 07:51PM
Be a young FCPS "shitting on the bus" savage and just hit on your seat.
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Re: Best size bottle for "emergency use"
Posted by:
wanna know
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Date: January 11, 2015 07:51PM
personally I like to shit in a large pickle jar. A deerpark is too small to crap in and makes a mess.
Re: Best size bottle for "emergency use"
Posted by:
nice big mouth
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Date: January 11, 2015 09:22PM
I rely on the full sized Gatorade bottle, large enough to fit into so I don't have to aim through a hole and sufficient capacity to not overflow.
Re: Best size bottle for "emergency use"
Posted by:
dickfer
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Date: January 11, 2015 09:50PM
Gainesville Commuter Finally Gives in, Gets Piss Jar
GAINESVILLE, Va. (NOVA) - After four and a half years of commuting to Landover, Md, Chuckey Romer has done something he vowed he would never do: Last Wednesday he cleaned out an empty pickle jar and now keeps it under the seat of his Ford F-150.
"I always believed that having to take a whiz was my body's way of telling me it was a good time to get out and stretch, wash up and maybe take a quick walk," said Romer. "But after four years of holding it in, I say to hell with it and I just want to get where I'm going as quickly as I can."
He calls it his "Relief Pitcher" (although technically it is a jar) and it got quite a workout on its maiden voyage. "The first time using it was definitely the hardest," Ritter admitted. "You sort of have keep your eye on the road and just think about Niagara Falls and water fountains. The second time was no joy either because I wasn't ready for the smell to hit me when I re-opened the jar. Oh, and I learned the hard way to make sure I'm on a straight, smooth stretch of road, and to always have paper towels handy."
GAINESVILLE, Va. (NOVA) - After four and a half years of commuting to Landover, Md, Chuckey Romer has done something he vowed he would never do: Last Wednesday he cleaned out an empty pickle jar and now keeps it under the seat of his Ford F-150.
"I always believed that having to take a whiz was my body's way of telling me it was a good time to get out and stretch, wash up and maybe take a quick walk," said Romer. "But after four years of holding it in, I say to hell with it and I just want to get where I'm going as quickly as I can."
He calls it his "Relief Pitcher" (although technically it is a jar) and it got quite a workout on its maiden voyage. "The first time using it was definitely the hardest," Ritter admitted. "You sort of have keep your eye on the road and just think about Niagara Falls and water fountains. The second time was no joy either because I wasn't ready for the smell to hit me when I re-opened the jar. Oh, and I learned the hard way to make sure I'm on a straight, smooth stretch of road, and to always have paper towels handy."
Re: Best size bottle for "emergency use"
Posted by:
who needs a bottle
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Date: January 11, 2015 10:09PM
Just strap on some depends before you get in the car and you're all set come number 1 or number 2. Just like the scouts, BE PREPARED!
Re: Best size bottle for "emergency use"
Posted by:
exffx
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Date: January 11, 2015 10:10PM
I like using the big gold peak tea bottles. They have a good size opening.
Re: Best size bottle for "emergency use"
Posted by:
storm team
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Date: January 12, 2015 04:56AM
I just drilled a hole in my floorboard and piss in my thunder funnel.
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Re: Best size bottle for "emergency use"
Posted by:
Holy fuck I might do that
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Date: January 12, 2015 06:49AM
storm team Wrote:
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> I just drilled a hole in my floorboard and piss in
> my thunder funnel.
Now that's a great fuckin idea. Cheers to that, sir.
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> I just drilled a hole in my floorboard and piss in
> my thunder funnel.
Now that's a great fuckin idea. Cheers to that, sir.
Re: Best size bottle for "emergency use"
Posted by:
large plastic slurpie cup
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Date: January 12, 2015 07:42AM
I don't know how you get your cock into a gold peak or Gatorade bottle....I mean I'm not trying to brag but I can only put my cock against the opening and hope and pray my hole is matched up with it....gave up on that pretty quick...now I keep one of those large plastic promotional slurpie cups in the truck...much much better...don't even have to look down....and with a quick flick of the wrist it empties in a flash...your welcome
Re: Best size bottle for "emergency use"
Posted by:
J F in C
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Date: January 12, 2015 07:54PM
Holy fuck I might do that Wrote:
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> storm team Wrote:
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> > I just drilled a hole in my floorboard and piss
> in
> > my thunder funnel.
>
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> Now that's a great fuckin idea. Cheers to that,
> sir.
That thunder funnel thing is going in my old 89 GMC pick-up this weekend! Great Idea!
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> storm team Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just drilled a hole in my floorboard and piss
> in
> > my thunder funnel.
>
>
> Now that's a great fuckin idea. Cheers to that,
> sir.
That thunder funnel thing is going in my old 89 GMC pick-up this weekend! Great Idea!
Re: Best size bottle for "emergency use"
Posted by:
Damaged Goods
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Date: January 12, 2015 08:11PM
I use an old Coleman thermos for my trouser hog. Once it's full, I pass it off to the homeless savages at the lamb center as chicken broth. They love that shit!
Re: Best size bottle for "emergency use"
Posted by:
exffx
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Date: January 13, 2015 12:35AM
There's also something called travel john.
Re: Best size bottle for "emergency use"
Posted by:
abelard
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Date: January 13, 2015 01:39AM
Consider the gallon-size jugs of Tropicana. The screw-tops are large and tight-fitting, and they're square with a large handle, which means good one-handed gripping and no rolling around the car. Out west these things are the go-to water bottle for river guides and such, cheap and tough.
Re: Best size bottle for "emergency use"
Posted by:
Henro
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Date: January 13, 2015 02:39PM
Make sure to deposit them at key intersections.
Re: Best size bottle for "emergency use"
Posted by:
haulinsteve
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Date: January 13, 2015 10:23PM
Back before this married woman I was banging gave me a dose of some hellacious clap (three freaking times!) I could hold a monster of a leak. I mean, it was like I was a camel or something. So this one time I was driving on the PA Turnpike and I had to piss like a racehorse. I mean, holy hell, and there's no place to get off. So I drive for like another two hours and finally I have to just pull over. Cars and cops everywhere, and I have empty Super Big Gulp cup in the car and I fill that m'fer. I mean right to the brim with 98.6 degree pee. Man, did I ever have to go. Even as some dumbass kid I was impressed by that piss.