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Need laid
Posted by: grungyjoe ()
Date: January 08, 2015 08:50PM

It's been too damn long. I'm not good looking and she doesn't need to be either. I'll put on a clean shirt, buy her dinner and or drinks, and I'll make polite conversation for a bit. But after that I need to bust a nut something fierce.

I live near Fair Oaks Mall. Where do I go to meet some 30-40 year old woman who is looking to get laid tonight?

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Re: Need laid
Posted by: Yeah, Right ()
Date: January 08, 2015 08:52PM

Every woman's dream.

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Re: Need laid
Posted by: niggar ()
Date: January 08, 2015 08:54PM

0/10 if troll, bait, or seirous

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Re: Need laid
Posted by: grungyjoe ()
Date: January 08, 2015 08:56PM

Go pound sand, both of you. I need a woman, not some smartass nonsense.

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Re: Need laid
Posted by: Gross ()
Date: January 08, 2015 08:58PM

^ No, you need a receptacle.

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Re: Need laid
Posted by: Al Swearingen ()
Date: January 08, 2015 09:02PM

So rent one, you cocksucker!

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Re: Need laid
Posted by: grungyjoe ()
Date: January 08, 2015 09:12PM

Damn hell you say! I've never paid for it before and I won't start now. I ought to knock your damn teeth out of your head!

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Re: Need laid
Posted by: Sad, But Still Disgusting ()
Date: January 08, 2015 09:48PM

Well, that's interesting. It's beneath you to rent a hooker, but you think it's honorable to ask out a woman with the sole intention of getting laid - after you humor her, of course, with dinner, drinks, and what passes in your world for conversation.

Has it occurred to you that you are not getting serious answers because unicorns do not exist? Most women are not that desperate.

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Re: Need laid
Posted by: gefhyn ()
Date: January 08, 2015 10:40PM

There is a big fat ugly white trash cunt who works the scales at the dump out that way, she would probably take you up.

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Re: Need laid
Posted by: Try CL or BP ()
Date: January 08, 2015 11:08PM

Honestly, most women would rather skip the drinks, food and convconversation and just bang you out in the heated comfort of your backseat.


Your problem is thinking you need to do all of that extra shit first. Being completely up front and just getting down to the business is the way to go. Just pay for it if you need to. No one needs to know.



-Undercover slut

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Re: Need laid
Posted by: Josh Toncock ()
Date: January 08, 2015 11:23PM

grungyjoe Wrote:
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> It's been too damn long. I'm not good looking and
> she doesn't need to be either. I'll put on a
> clean shirt, buy her dinner and or drinks, and
> I'll make polite conversation for a bit. But
> after that I need to bust a nut something fierce.
>
> I live near Fair Oaks Mall. Where do I go to meet
> some 30-40 year old woman who is looking to get
> laid tonight?

Wow, Kilton..

I always thought you were gay. Good luck there.

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Re: Need laid
Posted by: MMmHb ()
Date: January 08, 2015 11:50PM

One of my daily matches on match.com, u want me to hook u up?
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