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It's been too damn long. I'm not good looking and she doesn't need to be either. I'll put on a clean shirt, buy her dinner and or drinks, and I'll make polite conversation for a bit. But after that I need to bust a nut something fierce.
I live near Fair Oaks Mall. Where do I go to meet some 30-40 year old woman who is looking to get laid tonight?
Well, that's interesting. It's beneath you to rent a hooker, but you think it's honorable to ask out a woman with the sole intention of getting laid - after you humor her, of course, with dinner, drinks, and what passes in your world for conversation.
Has it occurred to you that you are not getting serious answers because unicorns do not exist? Most women are not that desperate.
Honestly, most women would rather skip the drinks, food and convconversation and just bang you out in the heated comfort of your backseat.
Your problem is thinking you need to do all of that extra shit first. Being completely up front and just getting down to the business is the way to go. Just pay for it if you need to. No one needs to know.
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> It's been too damn long. I'm not good looking and
> she doesn't need to be either. I'll put on a
> clean shirt, buy her dinner and or drinks, and
> I'll make polite conversation for a bit. But
> after that I need to bust a nut something fierce.
>
> I live near Fair Oaks Mall. Where do I go to meet
> some 30-40 year old woman who is looking to get
> laid tonight?