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Is there such thing as a museum quality bowel movement?
Posted by: Does such a thing even exist? ()
Date: January 03, 2015 01:33PM

I was just telling a family member when the days are long, when the weather is nice and warm I have no problem going to the bathroom. My bowel movements are museum quality.

Now when the days cold and raining like today.
When the weather is fucked up, when the days are short and it gets dark early my stomach always gives me problems.
Sometimes I do not go to the bathroom for days at a time.

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Re: Is there such thing as a museum quality bowel movement?
Posted by: Dr Pancho Villa ()
Date: January 03, 2015 01:54PM

Go eat at Tippy Taco and your problem will be solved!

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Re: Is there such thing as a museum quality bowel movement?
Posted by: ,,,,, ()
Date: January 03, 2015 02:18PM

No there is no such thing as a museum quality bowel movement. Sounds like you are just full of shit...Just sayin'

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Re: Is there such thing as a museum quality bowel movement?
Posted by: Dinosaur Dan ()
Date: January 03, 2015 04:39PM

Hell yes, there is museum qaulity poop:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Museum-Grade-Triassic-Coprolite-Fossilized-Dinosaur-Feces-Dino-Poo-J15-/330868146472

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Re: Is there such thing as a museum quality bowel movement?
Posted by: Randy poo ()
Date: January 03, 2015 04:51PM

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