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Free Donuts - April 1st at all Dunkin Donuts
Posted by: Deloof ()
Date: April 01, 2009 10:53AM

In honor of the first day of Spring, Dunkin Donuts is offering all you can eat free donuts today. You can even bag to go. The offer ends at midnight. See you there.

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Re: Free Donuts - April 1st at all Dunkin Donuts
Posted by: Eastsider ()
Date: April 01, 2009 12:38PM

Wait a minute, there's no birthday party for me here!

Hello, Mr. Hand.

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Re: Free Donuts - April 1st at all Dunkin Donuts
Posted by: KoreanThinkTank ()
Date: April 01, 2009 12:58PM

You know what's stupid about this joke? Stupid people who read this is actually going to goto Dunkin Donuts to get free donuts, only to find you have to pay for them. People will then pay for the donuts, and fuel some fat executive's wallet with money that should have never been there's for playing the prank. Then these fucked up executives are going to take all the credit themselves, and say it was their ingenius planning and dedicated work process that ended up making Dunkin Donuts have a sales burst on April 1st, never realizing it was only a joke.

FUCK CONGLOMERATION, CONGLOMERATION ONLY FUELS WHITE PEOPLE'S POCKETS!

*****

I carry a very,very heavy cross with a White Jesus nailed to it.

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Re: Free Donuts - April 1st at all Dunkin Donuts
Posted by: Really? ()
Date: April 01, 2009 01:04PM

Thanks for explaining the obvious KoreanVillageIdiot.

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Re: Free Donuts - April 1st at all Dunkin Donuts
Posted by: KoreanThinkTank ()
Date: April 01, 2009 01:10PM

LOL, are you mad Mr. Dunkin Donut executive that I foiled your plan? Aww, such a shame, well hopefully you can get AIG to bail you out..

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I carry a very,very heavy cross with a White Jesus nailed to it.

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Re: Free Donuts - April 1st at all Dunkin Donuts
Posted by: I Got Mine ()
Date: April 01, 2009 01:22PM

I was just at Dunkin Donuts off Springfield Rd, the place was packed but every was carrying out bags of donuts. One guy had a whole trash bag full. You can take as many as you want.

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Re: Free Donuts - April 1st at all Dunkin Donuts
Posted by: KoreanThinkTank ()
Date: April 01, 2009 01:27PM

Yes support Dunkin Donuts, but don't support anything not made in the USA. Support White people, but do not support minorities. Support what the White man thinks, but not the minority.

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I carry a very,very heavy cross with a White Jesus nailed to it.

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Re: Free Donuts - April 1st at all Dunkin Donuts
Posted by: WashingTone Locian ()
Date: April 01, 2009 01:33PM

Speaking of Dunkin Donuts, probably one of the dumbest commercials they have ever put out...



So the moral of this story is that you shouldn't sit on your ass and watch TV. You should sit on your ass and eat donuts?

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Re: Free Donuts - April 1st at all Dunkin Donuts
Posted by: COPS ()
Date: April 01, 2009 01:44PM

I'll check it out

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Re: Free Donuts - April 1st at all Dunkin Donuts
Posted by: silverhawk ()
Date: April 01, 2009 03:33PM

They also had free $5 dollar bills...I picked up 93 of them.

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Re: Free Donuts - April 1st at all Dunkin Donuts
Posted by: Muocher ()
Date: April 01, 2009 05:22PM

silverhawk Wrote:
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> They also had free $5 dollar bills...I picked up
> 93 of them.

The sign said $5 limit 10 per customer! I bet you also park in handicap spots!

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Re: Free Donuts - April 1st at all Dunkin Donuts
Posted by: tubby ()
Date: April 01, 2009 08:01PM

Since when is April 1 the first day of Spring?

What really amazes me is that not one lame cop/donut joke was posted!

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Re: Free Donuts - April 1st at all Dunkin Donuts
Posted by: Litty ()
Date: April 01, 2009 08:05PM

tubby Wrote:
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> Since when is April 1 the first day of Spring?

What did the clerk say when you asked her about free donuts?

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Re: Free Donuts - April 1st at all Dunkin Donuts
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: April 01, 2009 09:33PM

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