Just realizing that 90% of of comments left in these threads are crap, but they make me laugh so fuk it.

Looking at invoices and surfing on my iPhone

iPhones are devices for douches. You probably talk on it while driving your Prius to Starbucks.

I don't drive a Prius, never talk on my phone while driving, and walk to Starbucks.

YUO = EPIC FAIL

Eating lunch and surfing the web

DirtMcGirt Wrote:
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> Just realizing that 90% of of comments left in
> these threads are crap, but they make me laugh so
> fuk it.


Doing research for a client and thinking about taking a shit.

Enjoying my retirement perks and doing anything I darned well please.
I've finished all my housework for the day and its time to get busy
planning a gourmet dinner to cook for my wife when she gets off work.
Work sucks!

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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>> Doing research for a client and thinking about taking a shit.



Taking shits are for douches. You probably take shits in your Prius while driving to Starbucks.

I am pressing the post message button

Bashing Republicans, physically.
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I'm back from taking a shit (came up empty). I checked the mail as well (also empty).

You know, this is kind of like the FU version of Twitter. Maybe we could call it Fuxxer.

After analyzing TheMeeper's comments over an extended period of time, I have determined that the person behind that screen name is a socially stunted white male in his late teens or early twenties.
Frustrated at his dead-end job, the person behind TheMeeper takes his immature frustrations out on unsuspecting people on-line.
However, being a victim of abuse by his father, TheMeeper would never confront people like this in the real world, instead masking his insecurities behind an anoymous screen.

MeeperAnalyst Wrote:
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> After analyzing TheMeeper's comments over an
> extended period of time, I have determined that
> the person behind that screen name is a socially
> stunted white male in his late teens or early
> twenties.
> Frustrated at his dead-end job, the person behind
> TheMeeper takes his immature frustrations out on
> unsuspecting people on-line.
> However, being a victim of abuse by his father,
> TheMeeper would never confront people like this in
> the real world, instead masking his insecurities
> behind an anoymous screen.


But what are you doing right now?

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> WashingTone Locian Wrote:
> >
> >> Doing research for a client and thinking about
> taking a shit.
>
>
>
> Taking shits are for douches. You probably take
> shits in your Prius while driving to Starbucks.

This type of shit is the reason I enjoy this forum. By the way, I just got furloughed for a week. Thanks Bush!

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> YUO = EPIC FAIL


Too funny.

You just swung for the fences and whiffed.


MeeperAnalyst Wrote:
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> After analyzing TheMeeper's comments over an
> extended period of time, I have determined that
> the person behind that screen name is a socially
> stunted white male in his late teens or early
> twenties.
> Frustrated at his dead-end job, the person behind
> TheMeeper takes his immature frustrations out on
> unsuspecting people on-line.
> However, being a victim of abuse by his father,
> TheMeeper would never confront people like this in
> the real world, instead masking his insecurities
> behind an anoymous screen.

DirtMcGirt Wrote:
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By the way, I just got furloughed for a
> week. Thanks Bush!


That sucks.

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> WashingTone Locian Wrote:
> >
> >> Doing research for a client and thinking about
> taking a shit.
>
>
>
> Taking shits are for douches. You probably take
> shits in your Prius while driving to Starbucks.


As it turns out, I do drive a Prius and I do go to Starbucks. I haven't shit in my Prius yet, but I have a redneck cousin who shits in his Ford F-150 on the way to Krispy Kreme.

smoking reds and surfin the iPhone.

~~~~~~~~~~~> nelson HA HA! My Starbucks just made me take a shit in my Prius!

I'm eating a Twix.
Only Twix has the cookie crunch.

The Meeper likes Dick!

Dick Hertz Wrote:
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> The Meeper likes Dick!


Right this second, Dick Hertz is thinking about The Meeper's dick. Ok, who's up next?

Au contraire! The Meeper is thinking about how his dick hurts.

Richard Hurts Wrote:
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> Au contraire! The Meeper is thinking about how his
> dick hurts.

Right this second, Richard Hurts is thinking about The Meepers dick and how it might be hurting. Who's next?

Richard Hurts Wrote:
>> Meeper is thinking about how his dick hurts.


I was actually thinking about beer.

I was actually thinking about beer.

So was I but it's not quite five yet

I'm sitting in a chair typing

Looking at porn and beating off to it.

I am about to masturbate and look at porn

Im watching Wallace and Grommet and beating off to it.

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drinking a 40 of OE800 laughing because I found my boss in the arrest/ticket search...can't wait until monday morning!

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I am looking out my hotel window and watching Angelina Jolie filming her new movie, "Salt." They've closed a few roads and after a car chase scene earlier they are now shooting a funeral. Apparently this is some kind of spy film.

Im looking at that last post and wondering if this Alias dude is a homo.... Im going to go ahead and say ya

Yeah, cause looking out your hotel window is so gay.

Last night, two men sat down next to us in the hotel lounge. One of them was Sean Penn. I did what New Yorkers do. I igorned him, although I wondered who his latest favorite dictator was. Is that also gay?

Today, I spent most of the afternoon at Lincoln Center. I guess that is big time gay.

At the moment, I'm thinking you are a moron, with a humongous ass.

Which hotel?

I'm playing with my pussy, wishing I had something to stick in it.

setting up fantasy baseball.

Shadow Wrote:

Which hotel?
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The Waldorf

Cool.

Okay, why are you staying in a hotel? Thought you lived here.

Waiting for a conference call to end so I can take a dump. This will be a big one.

no one in their right mind likes a black pussy

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> no one in their right mind likes a black pussy




FUCK YOU!!!

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I'm sure.

Getting ready to perform an upperdecker at Clydes.