Such a wonderful little town we have, why were we not ranked?

Can't be!

NO!


LIAR!


GOOBER ASSHOLE LIAR!

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Mattress Discounters Wrote:
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> Such a wonderful little town we have, why were we
> not ranked?


Vienna blows. The only reason any nova city is ranked is because there are jobs here. Everything else about it sucks: traffic, illegal immigrants, over priced housing, dick-head cops, corrupt politicians and phonies, yuppies, etc.

Vienna is a S-hole Wrote:
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> Mattress Discounters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Such a wonderful little town we have, why were
> we
> > not ranked?
>
>
> Vienna blows. The only reason any nova city is
> ranked is because there are jobs here. Everything
> else about it sucks: traffic, illegal immigrants,
> over priced housing, dick-head cops, corrupt
> politicians and phonies, yuppies, etc.


Pretty much nailed it.

As the usual gang of babbling asshat fucktards does not know, Vienna, Oakton, and Wolf Trap have all recently had their turns as the area's representative in these lists. Aside from the scumbag high school assfucks posting above, the whole area is actually a wonderful place to live -- one of the very best spots in the country.

Actually... Wrote:
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> As the usual gang of babbling asshat fucktards
> does not know, Vienna, Oakton, and Wolf Trap have
> all recently had their turns as the area's
> representative in these lists. Aside from the
> scumbag high school assfucks posting above, the
> whole area is actually a wonderful place to live
> -- one of the very best spots in the country.


Seriously, please name one reason it is so great (besides jobs). As I've made several reasons why it is not.

All of you commenting on here probably have money so leave the area.
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Actually... Wrote:
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> As the usual gang of babbling asshat fucktards
> does not know, Vienna, Oakton, and Wolf Trap have
> all recently had their turns as the area's
> representative in these lists. Aside from the
> scumbag high school assfucks posting above, the
> whole area is actually a wonderful place to live
> -- one of the very best spots in the country.


Outside the beltway. No thanks.....

Anyone with a wallet lives in Falls Church (where the schools are the best in VA), or Arlington where you are close in and the schools are OK. Most can afford to send their kids to private school anyways.

Reston Yuppies are Poser Yuppies Wrote:
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> Seriously, please name one reason it is so great
> (besides jobs). As I've made several reasons why
> it is not.

After "traffic", you simply made up a lot of total bullshit and shot it out your worthless asshole. That's what scum-sucking dumbfucks do, after all. You don't know who's legal and who's not, the fact that you can't afford to buy a house here does not mean that houses are overpriced, you get stopped by the local cops because you drive around like an ass, you don't have any business with local politicians (maybe the Dean of Boys though), and your idea that "phonies" and "yuppies" are dragging the place down are examples of sheer stupidity. Why don't you just go fuck yourself, asshole?

Too far out Wrote:
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> Outside the beltway. No thanks.....
> Anyone with a wallet lives in Falls Church...

LOL! Take a step up, dirtbag. Move to Merrifield.

Worthless dumbass Wrote:
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> Reston Yuppies are Poser Yuppies Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Seriously, please name one reason it is so
> great
> > (besides jobs). As I've made several reasons
> why
> > it is not.
>
> After "traffic", you simply made up a lot of total
> bullshit and shot it out your worthless asshole.
> That's what scum-sucking dumbfucks do, after all.
> You don't know who's legal and who's not, the fact
> that you can't afford to buy a house here does not
> mean that houses are overpriced, you get stopped
> by the local cops because you drive around like an
> ass, you don't have any business with local
> politicians (maybe the Dean of Boys though), and
> your idea that "phonies" and "yuppies" are
> dragging the place down are examples of sheer
> stupidity. Why don't you just go fuck yourself,
> asshole?

Still waiting for your reason(s) why it is so great...

Reston Yuppies are Poser Yuppies Wrote:
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> Still waiting for your reason(s) why it is so great...

What, you don't look like a big enough FUCKING ASSHOLE already? You've been stomped on and smeared across the floor here. What a fucking stupid piece of shrimp shit.

Worthless dumbass Wrote:
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> Reston Yuppies are Poser Yuppies Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Still waiting for your reason(s) why it is so
> great...
>
> What, you don't look like a big enough FUCKING
> ASSHOLE already? You've been stomped on and
> smeared across the floor here. What a fucking
> stupid piece of shrimp

STILL waiting for your reason(s). People that live in Vienna are slow too it looks...and that to my list. I WIN you LOSE

Actually... Wrote:
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> Too far out Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Outside the beltway. No thanks.....
> > Anyone with a wallet lives in Falls Church...
>
> LOL! Take a step up, dirtbag. Move to
> Merrifield.


Nah. No need to live outside the beltway. That's for the paupers.

too far out Wrote:
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> Actually... Wrote:
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> > Too far out Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Outside the beltway. No thanks.....
> > > Anyone with a wallet lives in Falls Church...
> >
> > LOL! Take a step up, dirtbag. Move to
> > Merrifield.
>
>
> Nah. No need to live outside the beltway. That's
> for the paupers.

So you're good with Annandale?

johnny ringo Wrote:
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> too far out Wrote:
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> > Actually... Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Too far out Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Outside the beltway. No thanks.....
> > > > Anyone with a wallet lives in Falls
> Church...
> > >
> > > LOL! Take a step up, dirtbag. Move to
> > > Merrifield.
> >
> >
> > Nah. No need to live outside the beltway.
> That's
> > for the paupers.
>
> So you're good with Annandale?


I'm good with Honey Pig. Beyond that, not so much.

Reston Yuppies are Poser Yuppies Wrote:
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> STILL waiting for your reason(s). People that live
> in Vienna are slow too it looks...and that to my
> list. I WIN you LOSE

You still haven't gone and fucked yourself. Worthless slobbering goober moron. The tides have washed your laughably puny and pathetic little sand castles away. Plainly, there's nothing at all between your ears, but got anything else up your hapless ass?

too far out Wrote:
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> Nah. No need to live outside the beltway. That's
> for the paupers.

Like you've got money. Metro fares from Vienna too high for you? Enjoy life in Seven Corners, dirtbag. At least you're not stuck in Great Falls.

Too far out Wrote:
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> I'm good with Honey Pig. Beyond that, not so much.

LOL! Bulgogi....get your bulgogi! Korean food for cheap because that's the way we make it! Don't miss our Dog Days of Summer specials!

Actually... Wrote:
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> Too far out Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm good with Honey Pig. Beyond that, not so
> much.
>
> LOL! Bulgogi....get your bulgogi! Korean food
> for cheap because that's the way we make it!
> Don't miss our Dog Days of Summer specials!


Don't worry. I am sure if you save up, you can eat there one day. If not, there is a Subway nearby where you can scarf down a spicy Italian...

Actually... Wrote:
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> too far out Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nah. No need to live outside the beltway.
> That's
> > for the paupers.
>
> Like you've got money.

More than you'll have after a lifetime at your 9-5.

> Metro fares from Vienna
> too high for you?

I can afford not to use Metro. Don't worry, I am sure if you save long enough, you can afford a rundown beater.

> Enjoy life in Seven Corners,
> dirtbag.

Umm, no, I don't live near your relatives.

> At least you're not stuck in Great
> Falls.

Indeed.

Too far out Wrote:
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> Don't worry. I am sure if you save up, you can
> eat there one day.

You go. Don't wait for me. I have other plans.

Actually... Wrote:
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> Too far out Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't worry. I am sure if you save up, you can
> > eat there one day.
>
> You go. Don't wait for me. I have other plans.


No plans on waiting on someone constrained by public transit. By the time you figure out what bus to get on, I'll be leaving my tip on the way out the door.

Too far out Wrote:
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> More than you'll have after a lifetime at your 9-5.

I haven't needed to work for quite some time. There are millions in the bank that I'll just end up giving away. Can't possibly spend all that.

> I can afford not to use Metro. Don't worry, I am
> sure if you save long enough, you can afford a
> rundown beater.

LOL! Like so many of my wealthy pals, I tend to see cars in a utilitarian sort of way. It's the goobers and pinheads who attach status to expensive cars -- because they can't afford them. When you easily could afford them dozens of times over, the picture takes on quite a different aspect. You wouldn't know about that, of course.

> Umm, no, I don't live near your relatives.

Of course not. None of them lives anywhere near Seven Corners.

> Indeed.

What's the matter with Great Falls again? Are you afraid of horses or something?

Worthless dumbass Wrote:
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> Reston Yuppies are Poser Yuppies Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Seriously, please name one reason it is so
> great
> > (besides jobs). As I've made several reasons
> why
> > it is not.
>
> After "traffic", you simply made up a lot of total
> bullshit and shot it out your worthless asshole.
> That's what scum-sucking dumbfucks do, after all.
> You don't know who's legal and who's not, the fact
> that you can't afford to buy a house here does not
> mean that houses are overpriced, you get stopped
> by the local cops because you drive around like an
> ass, you don't have any business with local
> politicians (maybe the Dean of Boys though), and
> your idea that "phonies" and "yuppies" are
> dragging the place down are examples of sheer
> stupidity. Why don't you just go fuck yourself,
> asshole?


Wow! Nice...

Actually... Wrote:
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> Too far out Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > More than you'll have after a lifetime at your
> 9-5.
>
> I haven't needed to work for quite some time.
> There are millions in the bank that I'll just end
> up giving away. Can't possibly spend all that.

I suppose that is one way to look at it. There are millions in the US Treasury that goes to pay for your public assistance.

> > I can afford not to use Metro. Don't worry, I
> am
> > sure if you save long enough, you can afford a
> > rundown beater.
>
> LOL! Like so many of my wealthy pals, I tend to
> see cars in a utilitarian sort of way. It's the
> goobers and pinheads who attach status to
> expensive cars -- because they can't afford them.
> When you easily could afford them dozens of times
> over, the picture takes on quite a different
> aspect. You wouldn't know about that, of course.

No, I drive an Accord. You, however, take the bus.

> > Umm, no, I don't live near your relatives.
>
> Of course not. None of them lives anywhere near
> Seven Corners.

Well, I suppose Manassas isn't all that close to 7 Corners.

> > Indeed.
>
> What's the matter with Great Falls again? Are you
> afraid of horses or something?

You really are having trouble following along. I suppose it explains your lowly place in life. Is English not your first language?

Too far out Wrote:
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> No plans on waiting on someone constrained by
> public transit.

Constrained? That's a laugh. Only a goober thinks more options = constraints. That's just plain not bright.

> By the time you figure out what bus to get on, I'll
> be leaving my tip on the way out the door.

As I said, you can have your 20-minute meals. I prefer the two-hour lunch model where the tip is apt to be three figures left of the decimal. You typically eat for a week on that, don't you?

Actually... Wrote:
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> Too far out Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No plans on waiting on someone constrained by
> > public transit.
>
> Constrained? That's a laugh. Only a goober
> thinks more options = constraints. That's just
> plain not bright.
>
> > By the time you figure out what bus to get on,
> I'll
> > be leaving my tip on the way out the door.
>
> As I said, you can have your 20-minute meals. I
> prefer the two-hour lunch model where the tip is
> apt to be three figures left of the decimal. You
> typically eat for a week on that, don't you?


^ LOL

Angry defenders of Vienna are angry

Actually... Wrote:
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> Too far out Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No plans on waiting on someone constrained by
> > public transit.
>
> Constrained?

Yes. I walk out my door and a car is waiting for me or I use my own. You take the bus and have to wait until it gets there. See the difference?

> That's a laugh. Only a goober
> thinks more options = constraints. That's just
> plain not bright.

The bus is not a pleasant option. The only people that take it have not other options ie. you.

> > By the time you figure out what bus to get on,
> I'll
> > be leaving my tip on the way out the door.
>
> As I said, you can have your 20-minute meals. I
> prefer the two-hour lunch model where the tip is
> apt to be three figures left of the decimal. You
> typically eat for a week on that, don't you?

Nope.

So when are the enlightened leaders of the town going to let that sinful microbrewery open in Vienna?

I've heard that they've thrown every possible obstacle in the way of it actually opening in...oops, it's gone...summer...

So, Vienna isn't ranked, but Dale City comes in at #37.

Oooooooooh, that's GOTTA hurt! Vienna sucks worse than Dale City.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Too far out Wrote:
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> I suppose that is one way to look at it. There
> are millions in the US Treasury that goes to pay
> for your public assistance.

LOL! That didn't strike you as being a little desperate?

> No, I drive an Accord. You, however, take the bus.

Why would I take a bus again?

> Well, I suppose Manassas isn't all that close to 7 Corners.

No, it isn't. But Manassas Park is #56 on the recent CNN/Money list of 100 Best Places to Live. Maybe you should pack up and move out there -- assuming you could find a place you could afford.

> You really are having trouble following along. I
> suppose it explains your lowly place in life. Is
> English not your first language?

Thank you, but along with a great many other things, my English is far better than yours. Don't be hurt though -- I'm sure that after all the time you've spent sucking down the specials at Honey Pig, your Korean is better than mine. And I'll just assume that fear of horses is indeed the reason why you would prefer a place like Falls Church over Great Falls. That's probably the least embarrassing way to sum up that whole situation.

I would rather live in the City of Falls Church over Great falls.

Great falls is nice and all, but too far out.

I MAKE MOAR MONEY THEN ALL YOU GOOBERS COMBINED


QUIT HATING ON MY LUXURIOUS VIENNA ESTATE


I SPENT OVER $100 AT LUNCH YESTERDAY WAAAAAAAAAAA


I DRIVE NICE CARS!

IT TAKES ME 2 HOURS TO EAT LUNCH... BECAUSE IM SPECIAL LIKE THAT, VIP GOOBERS!

Actually... Wrote:
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> Too far out Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I suppose that is one way to look at it. There
> > are millions in the US Treasury that goes to
> pay
> > for your public assistance.
>
> LOL! That didn't strike you as being a little
> desperate?

Nope. Particularly because it is the truth.

> > No, I drive an Accord. You, however, take the
> bus.
>
> Why would I take a bus again?

Because it is your only "option." LOL.

> > Well, I suppose Manassas isn't all that close to
> 7 Corners.
>
> No, it isn't. But Manassas Park is #56 on the
> recent CNN/Money list of 100 Best Places to Live.
> Maybe you should pack up and move out there --
> assuming you could find a place you could afford.

You REALLY don't follow along at all. You can read the words, you just can't comprehend them.

> > You really are having trouble following along.
> I
> > suppose it explains your lowly place in life.
> Is
> > English not your first language?
>
> Thank you, but along with a great many other
> things, my English is far better than yours.

Well, you appear to have a severe reading comprehension problem. I suppose I was being generous in attributing it to English not being your native tongue. I suppose I will go back to my original assumption which is that you are a blithering dullard. You've more than proven it in each post.

Actually... = Sand Nigger


Sand niggers are usually the only ones who care so much about their money, cars, and houses. Most people don't obsess over those things like this jihadist.

Circadian Enforcer Wrote:
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> Angry defenders of Vienna are angry

Not so much about Vienna here anymore. Reston...Annandale...Great Falls...Manassas Park...sorry-ass Falls Church. But not much Vienna.

Actually... Wrote:
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> Circadian Enforcer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Angry defenders of Vienna are angry
>
> Not so much about Vienna here anymore.
> Reston...Annandale...Great Falls...Manassas
> Park...sorry-ass Falls Church. But not much
> Vienna.


I wouldn't want to talk about shitty Vienna either. Best course of action is to take your mind off of it. Maybe one day you can afford to move to a nicer place.

Too far out Wrote:
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> Yes. I walk out my door and a car is waiting for
> me or I use my own.

Yellow Cab or White Top?

> You take the bus and have to wait until it gets there.
> See the difference?

No, never have.

> The bus is not a pleasant option. The only people
> that take it have not other options ie. you.

Life is all about options and choices at my level. You apparently have to sweat it out every day for cab-fare and cheap Korean carry-out. I feel your pain.

> Nope.

LOL! $100 a week would put you over-budget? That's just sad, dude.

Actually... Wrote:
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> Too far out Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yes. I walk out my door and a car is waiting
> for
> > me or I use my own.
>
> Yellow Cab or White Top?

Neither. It is a service you have never used nor could you afford.

> > You take the bus and have to wait until it gets
> there.
> > See the difference?
>
> No, never have.

Then it really isn't an option, is it? Dolt.

> > The bus is not a pleasant option. The only
> people
> > that take it have not other options ie. you.
>
> Life is all about options and choices at my level.
> You apparently have to sweat it out every day for
> cab-fare and cheap Korean carry-out. I feel your
> pain.

Life for you is about coming here and pretending to be a somebody. IN reality, you always have been a nobody. You are looking back on your life realizing how pathetic it was and want to live out a fantasy here. I can't feel your pain, because I am not that pathetic.

> > Nope.
>
> LOL! $100 a week would put you over-budget?
> That's just sad, dude.

Really? That's it?

Actually... Wrote:
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> I MAKE MOAR MONEY THEN ALL YOU GOOBERS COMBINED

That's quite possibly true. Especially more than a stupid name-swiping eighth-grade assfuck like yourself.

> QUIT HATING ON MY LUXURIOUS VIENNA ESTATE

I don't live in Vienna.

> I SPENT OVER $100 AT LUNCH YESTERDAY WAAAAAAAAAAA

That's was the tip. It was party of four though.

> I DRIVE NICE CARS!

I drive a car that is comfortable and reliable. And I expect to for as long as it continues to be both.

> IT TAKES ME 2 HOURS TO EAT LUNCH... BECAUSE IM
> SPECIAL LIKE THAT, VIP GOOBERS!

Right. That's just how it rolls when business people are talking business. Not something you'll ever be involved in of course.

Actually... tips real well :-)!

too far out Wrote:
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> Nope. Particularly because it is the truth.

Right, Edith Ann.

> Well, you appear to have a severe reading
> comprehension problem. I suppose I was being
> generous in attributing it to English not being
> your native tongue. I suppose I will go back to
> my original assumption which is that you are a
> blithering dullard. You've more than proven it in
> each post.

Down to sorry-ass drivel? That didn't take very long. What a fucking loser. Is that your cab honking already? Off to The Lamb Center with you then!

Actually... aka asshole spotting getting owned again! HAHAHAH

Actually... Wrote:
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> too far out Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nope. Particularly because it is the truth.
>
> Right, Edith Ann.

You date yourself with that one, grandpa. Time to change your Depends? You seem pissy.

> > Well, you appear to have a severe reading
> > comprehension problem. I suppose I was being
> > generous in attributing it to English not being
> > your native tongue. I suppose I will go back
> to
> > my original assumption which is that you are a
> > blithering dullard. You've more than proven it
> in
> > each post.
>
> Down to sorry-ass drivel? That didn't take very
> long. What a fucking loser. Is that your cab
> honking already? Off to The Lamb Center with you
> then!

LOL. Your entire history of posting is sorry ass drivel. Don't fault me for pointing out your reading comprehension problems.

Seconder2 Wrote:
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> I would rather live in the City of Falls Church
> over Great falls.
>
> Great falls is nice and all, but too far out.


People who rag on it can't afford it.

this thread = Wrote:
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> Actually... aka asshole spotting getting owned
> again! HAHAHAH


Cut him some slack. Social Security doesn't go as far as it used to in this area. Plus, it appears he is suffering from dementia.

guessing guesser Wrote:
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> Actually... = Sand Nigger Sand niggers are usually
> the only ones who care so much about their money,
> cars, and houses. Most people don't obsess over
> those things like this jihadist.

Spoken like a true middle-schooler! And all of these topics you mention were actually introduced not by me but by other useless goobers. Being less than half-wits, they just didn't expect the hornet's nest effect. The wages of dumb...

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> Really? That's it?

Over the top already. You've been bitch-slapped silly, you downscale simpleton assfuck.

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> too far out Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Really? That's it?
>
> Over the top already. You've been bitch-slapped
> silly, you downscale simpleton assfuck.


Says the idiot who can't understand English. I know that embarrassed your sorry ass, hence the weak ass responses since. You'll attempt to comeback with more, but you'll fail again. With all your spare time, why don't you brush up on some simple reading comprehension skills?

have a heart Wrote:
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> Cut him some slack. Social Security doesn't go as
> far as it used to in this area.

Don't need SS, so have never applied for it. Another way to give back to society and help out the less fortunate.

too far out Wrote:
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> Says the idiot who can't understand English. I
> know that embarrassed your sorry ass, hence the
> weak ass responses since. You'll attempt to
> comeback with more, but you'll fail again. With
> all your spare time, why don't you brush up on
> some simple reading comprehension skills?

You'll need to become content with being a financial and linguistic peon. Trapped by your own incapacities, you will otherwise find yourself locked into a permanent state of desperation and envy. Pretty much your lot in life, loser. Some have the gifts...and some don't. Cheer up, though -- special on kimchi pancakes at Honey Pig today. Better hurry over and enjoy some more of that fine formica-table dining. LOL!

Wow. Asshole spotting gets raped, yet again.

Actually... Wrote:
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> too far out Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Says the idiot who can't understand English. I
> > know that embarrassed your sorry ass, hence the
> > weak ass responses since. You'll attempt to
> > comeback with more, but you'll fail again.
> With
> > all your spare time, why don't you brush up on
> > some simple reading comprehension skills?
>
> You'll need to become content with being a
> financial and linguistic peon. Trapped by your
> own incapacities, you will otherwise find yourself
> locked into a permanent state of desperation and
> envy. Pretty much your lot in life, loser. Some
> have the gifts...and some don't. Cheer up, though
> -- special on kimchi pancakes at Honey Pig today.
> Better hurry over and enjoy some more of that fine
> formica-table dining. LOL!

Yeah. I know you are pissed now. Look, some of us are more equipped at reading and understanding what we read. Others, not mentioning any names, are simpletons that are destined for a life of mundane repetitive tasks. Instead of taking your penchant for the mundane and applying it to anything remotely meaningful, you've decided to apply your repetitious skill set to this forum - constantly repeating the same tired and stale nonsense.

Why are you mad at everyone else for what is clearly your lack of reading comprehension skills?

Aren't you late for your two hour lunch? LOL.

C'mon Mr. Big Shot, you don't think anyone is buying your big timing here, do you?

I buy up homes cheap from clueless retirees in Vienna, bulldoze the pieces of shit down, and then throw up some cookie-cutter prefabs with fake-stone fronts and unload them for a cool $1.5 mil....God what idiots there are who so want to live in Vienna!

Vienna is the home of pathetic airbrushed pussy white people who believe they are part of the 1%. The Vienna Inn sucks, the traffic sucks, the housing is ugly and awful, the people are snobs who should be deported to Ashburn. Vienna is a horrible place with dickhead cops and a bad diner. I hate Vienna and Oakton and Tysons. Home to chicken shit republican church goers.

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> Aren't you late for your two hour lunch? LOL.

That was yesterday, Pvt. Sad-Sack. Meeting downtown with an associate at 4:00 today for drinks, then over to the Nats game. We have really good seats of course. Maybe you'll see us on TV.

> C'mon Mr. Big Shot, you don't think anyone is
> buying your big timing here, do you?

Don't care one way or the other. Goobers ask, and I answer. It's as simple as that.

Beach Homes Wrote:
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> I buy up homes cheap from clueless retirees in
> Vienna, bulldoze the pieces of shit down, and then
> throw up some cookie-cutter prefabs with
> fake-stone fronts and unload them for a cool $1.5
> mil....God what idiots there are who so want to
> live in Vienna!

$1.5 mil? Wow. Why so cheap? Too many days on the market at a higher price?

b/c 123 blows, no CBD, no sign ordnance, pedestrian access, ad hoc urban planning, etc..




Mattress Discounters Wrote:
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> Such a wonderful little town we have, why were we
> not ranked?

Actually... Wrote:
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> That was yesterday, Pvt. Sad-Sack.

Nope. It wasn't. And it wasn't any other day for that matter.

> Meeting downtown with an associate at 4:00 today for
> drinks, then over to the Nats game. We have
> really good seats of course. Maybe you'll see us
> on TV.

Doubtful. But perhaps you'll see me next week when they are playing in games that mean a bit more than a late season meaningless game with the Mets.

> > C'mon Mr. Big Shot, you don't think anyone is
> > buying your big timing here, do you?
>
> Don't care one way or the other. Goobers ask, and
> I answer. It's as simple as that.

Oh, you care. You care a bunch. That's why it is hilarious to embarrass you.

Vienna Blows Wrote:
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> Vienna is the home of pathetic airbrushed pussy
> white people who believe they are part of the 1%.
> The Vienna Inn sucks, the traffic sucks, the
> housing is ugly and awful, the people are snobs
> who should be deported to Ashburn. Vienna is a
> horrible place with dickhead cops and a bad diner.
> I hate Vienna and Oakton and Tysons. Home to
> chicken shit republican church goers.

Second verse same as the first. Wipe yourself, and get off the pot, asshole.

too far out Wrote:
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> > Right, Edith Ann.
>
> You date yourself with that one, grandpa. Time to
> change your Depends? You seem pissy.

I LOL'd @ this one!

FluffyNutter Wrote:
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> b/c 123 blows, no CBD, no sign ordnance,
> pedestrian access, ad hoc urban planning, etc..

People with measurable brain waves know when and when not to drive on 123. There is an obvious central business district in Vienna -- it's where all those stores are. Try to keep an eye out for it next time. Ordnance refers to guns, shells, and explosives. You meant ordinance but are too stupid to know the difference. Signage is in fact regulated by the town Department of Planning and Zoning and its affiliated agencies, and when the weather is good in the region -- as it has been pretty much all summer -- people walk all over the place in Vienna -- they bike and jog and roller-blade as well. Be careful of them all if you're driving through, which is all you're ever likely to be able to do.

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> too far out Wrote:
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> > > Right, Edith Ann.
> >
> > You date yourself with that one, grandpa. Time
> to
> > change your Depends? You seem pissy.
>
> I LOL'd @ this one!

Fuck you goober asshole, If I catch you anywhere near my luxury estate I will make you eat my shit fucktard.

too far out Wrote:
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> Nope. It wasn't. And it wasn't any other day for
> that matter.

LOL! Stupid whiner dumbass...
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Actually... Wrote:
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> Meeting downtown with an associate at 4:00 today for
> drinks, then over to the Nats game. We have
> really good seats of course. Maybe you'll see us
> on TV.

I think I saw you last time I was at the game.

Actually... Wrote:
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> too far out Wrote:
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> > Nope. It wasn't. And it wasn't any other day
> for
> > that matter.
>
> LOL! Stupid whiner dumbass...
> .


See. I knew it upset your fragile ass. Making a statement of fact is not whining. A person with a better grasp of the English language would know that.

too far out Wrote:
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> Doubtful. But perhaps you'll see me next week
> when they are playing in games that mean a bit
> more than a late season meaningless game with the
> Mets.

You don't have season tickets or playoff tickets, you downscale dumbass. I have both. You of course are not aware of it, but tonight is the first Nats game at home since they clinched the division title. It will be a rollicking good time! You won't be any part of it. You are a loser.

> Oh, you care. You care a bunch. That's why it is
> hilarious to embarrass you.

Good luck with that, pipsqueak. You've got nothing but downscale and stupid working for you. Not going to get much but undressed with weapons like that.

Vienna Blows Wrote:
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> Vienna is the home of pathetic airbrushed pussy
> white people who believe they are part of the 1%.
> The Vienna Inn sucks, the traffic sucks, the
> housing is ugly and awful, the people are snobs
> who should be deported to Ashburn. Vienna is a
> horrible place with dickhead cops and a bad diner.
> I hate Vienna and Oakton and Tysons. Home to
> chicken shit republican church goers.


Hahaha fuckin ay man, you can tell who is new to town. You dumb cunt, Vienna is one of the more liberal towns in Northern Virginia, right up there with Falls Church. McLean is the republican area, that and Great Falls and the outer burbs like Sterling and Ashburn, where you are undoubtably from. Ever notice that Loudoun BoS is full of republicans, and yet no republicans in town of Vienna, and barely any in Fairfax?

Douche.

Brought to you by Nick Rudnev of Sterling, because he hates Vienna.

http://www.nickrudnev.com/

You have a house in OBX, you recently got the flooring replaced.

Actually... Wrote:
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> too far out Wrote:
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> > Doubtful. But perhaps you'll see me next week
> > when they are playing in games that mean a bit
> > more than a late season meaningless game with
> the
> > Mets.
>
> You don't have season tickets

Not me personally, but my LLC does.

>or playoff tickets,

Sure do. Same as above.

> you downscale dumbass. I have both.

Sure you do. Just like your big lunch yesterday. LOL.

> You of
> course are not aware of it, but tonight is the
> first Nats game at home since they clinched the
> division title.

Yes, it was a big secret. Only you and a select few know about it. Idiot.

> It will be a rollicking good
> time! You won't be any part of it.

Nope. I have other plans. Such is life.

> > Oh, you care. You care a bunch. That's why it
> is
> > hilarious to embarrass you.
>
> Good luck with that, pipsqueak. You've got
> nothing but downscale and stupid working for you.
> Not going to get much but undressed with weapons
> like that.

I've got everything on your sorry dull existence. I can practically see the vein bulging in your forehead every time you read a post.

too far out Wrote:
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>
> Oh, you care. You care a bunch. That's why it is
> hilarious to embarrass you.

Can't you tell that he doesn't care by the way that he spends hours out of his busy days here trying so hard to impress people, changing names thinking that we don't know that it's him, always sure to jump in to defend the exclusive wonderland that is Vienna where he's stuck living out his last days? lol

Nice work. Chump bit on yet another Vienna troll hook, line, sinker, and half of the rod down his throat. But then being from Vienna he's used to having rods down his throat.

Actually... Wrote:
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> Fuck you goober asshole, If I catch you anywhere
> near my luxury estate I will make you eat my shit
> fucktard.

More childish name-swiping. This passes for clever with some. I would have said "some people", but that last part is kind of dubious in this case.

Nats Fan Wrote:
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> I think I saw you last time I was at the game.

Not unless you were in the club, assfuck.

too far out Wrote:
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> Not me personally, but my LLC does.

LOL! You have to go lick a partner's dick to get tickets and still think they are yours. Epic FAIL, douchebag.

> Sure you do. Just like your big lunch yesterday. LOL.

It wasn't a big lunch. It was an ordinary lunch. Two hours. Four people. But not at Honey Pig. LOL!

> Yes, it was a big secret. Only you and a select
> few know about it. Idiot.

You can always count on dumbfucks to know very very little. You are a classic example.

> Nope. I have other plans. Such is life.

You use the word "life" rather loosely.

> I've got everything on your sorry dull existence.
> I can practically see the vein bulging in your
> forehead every time you read a post.

LOL! Golf tires me out these days. This is a substitute form of relaxation. Although something more than the short par-3's that your lame-ass posts amount to would be appreciated. I could whoop your sorry-ass course left-handed, you simpleton downscale dumbfuck.

Actually... Wrote:
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> Nats Fan Wrote:
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> > I think I saw you last time I was at the game.
>
> Not unless you were in the club, assfuck.


Which one? The fact you didn't specify means you are full of shit.

neuhd Wrote:
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> Nice work. Chump bit on yet another Vienna troll
> hook, line, sinker, and half of the rod down his
> throat. But then being from Vienna he's used to
> having rods down his throat.

Volunteering to be made an asshole of is apparently quite the thing among low-grade goober fucktards these days. Sadly for you, I have to go get dressed now and head downtown. I'll be back when next the inclination to shoot fish in a barrel strikes. Ta-ta till then, assholes.

Actually... Wrote:
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> too far out Wrote:
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> > Not me personally, but my LLC does.
>
> LOL! You have to go lick a partner's dick to get
> tickets and still think they are yours. Epic
> FAIL, douchebag.

See that word "my"? It denotes possession. Again, more trouble with the English language. Your lack of business acumen is only overshadowed by your failure to comprehend your native language.

> > Sure you do. Just like your big lunch
> yesterday. LOL.
>
> It wasn't a big lunch. It was an ordinary lunch.
> Two hours. Four people. But not at Honey Pig.
> LOL!

We know. You stopped off for a spicy Italian with the pals from group therapy.

But seriously, what'd you get for $100-$125/person? This should be good....

> LOL! Golf tires me out these days.

Wow, big surprise there. Your an idiot and out of shape. Do you have the word loser tattooed across your forehead or is it just blatantly obvious to everyone you encounter? LOL.

Actually... Wrote:
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> neuhd Wrote:
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> > Nice work. Chump bit on yet another Vienna
> troll
> > hook, line, sinker, and half of the rod down
> his
> > throat. But then being from Vienna he's used
> to
> > having rods down his throat.
>
> Volunteering to be made an asshole of is
> apparently quite the thing among low-grade goober
> fucktards these days. Sadly for you, I have to go
> get dressed now and head downtown. I'll be back
> when next the inclination to shoot fish in a
> barrel strikes. Ta-ta till then, assholes.

LOL. He has to start heading out for a meeting downtown that isn't taking place for more than an hour and twenty minutes. How the fuck far out does this moron live???

People, people! Can we get back on to the original topic? Vienna isn't on the list because a place named for a 24x7 traffic jam along the ugly stripmalls of Rt.123 is not considered a viable candidate for the list.

CIty Judge Wrote:
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> People, people! Can we get back on to the
> original topic? Vienna isn't on the list because
> a place named for a 24x7 traffic jam along the
> ugly stripmalls of Rt.123 is not considered a
> viable candidate for the list.


How unique, another goober asshole who cannot afford to live in Vienna. Enjoy gooberville, or should I say N Arlington.

Vienna is great. We just replaced a sofa and loveseat. Instead of paying College Hunks Hauling Junk $200 to haul away the old ones, we just carried them to the curb and the Town picked them up. Now that is value.

Vienna resident Wrote:
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> Vienna is great. We just replaced a sofa and
> loveseat. Instead of paying College Hunks Hauling
> Junk $200 to haul away the old ones, we just
> carried them to the curb and the Town picked them
> up. Now that is value.


It wasn't the town, it was your lovely neighbors at the Vienna Park Apartments. LOL.

Vienna was rated the #1 town in America by American Mattress Retailer Magazine...

because it is a terrible place to live

vienna sucks

Can you imagine how stupid someone would have to be in order to move to Vienna by choice? Only a truly braindead libtard zombie would consider moving to that clusterfuck of a traffic jam. This does explain, however, the recent voting patterns.

Maple Ave parking lot.

Greetings once again, mindless assholes and pathetic downscale dirtbags. I note that no one has gotten any smarter since yesterday -- still nothing but the same old derelict bunch of worthless pinheads and fucktards. But since I knew you all would just be dying to know how the rest of my day turned out on Tuesday, I thought I would give you a little postcard-taste of stuff to envy...

It was a nice game last night -- kind of a microcosm of the season in a way. For the most part, the home side didn't play all that well, but they got more of that good to excellent pitching and were able to find just enough offense to get the job done. Chalk up another curly-W!

You never can tell about afternoon traffic headed into the District, but it was relatively light Tuesday, so we arrived about eight minutes early. The "We're In!" flags all over CityCenter were a nice touch. So anyway, had a very nice little pregame nosh and beverage session at a favored emporium in SE -- you know, that awful ghetto place where no one is safe according to the goober dumbfucks -- and then a pleasant stroll over to take our usual seats. Cool temperatures, but fortunately not as cool as had been forecast. Don't know of course how things might have been in the peasant seats, but as this was the first post-clinch home game, there were lots of smiles and hugs and high-fives going on in season-plan-holder-land before the first pitch. It's all very sweet for that group. These of course are the people who've been through all the thick and thin together, many (including us) since back at the dawn at RFK in 2005. So a nice evening all around.

So all that is just a way to share a little with all those who wouldn't have any idea of it any other way. And as for some of you braindead total assfucks individually...

BS detector Wrote:
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> Which one? The fact you didn't specify means you
> are full of shit.

No, the fact that "the club" is not enough to tell you which one means that you haven't a fucking clue as usual.

too far out Wrote:
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> See that word "my"? It denotes possession. Again,
> more trouble with the English language. Your lack of
> business acumen is only overshadowed by your failure
> to comprehend your native language.

Dumbshit. Working as a clerical at the reception desk for a group of professionals does not make it "your" LLC. And on the rare occasions when you do get access use those corporate tickets, you merely become one of those that the rest of us laugh at every night for being so obviously out of place.

> We know. You stopped off for a spicy Italian with
> the pals from group therapy.

Subway would certainly beat that pants off the Bulgogi Palace, but you wouldn't be seeing $100 tips there either. A few bucks in the jar and that would be it. Not that you'd be likely to engage in such a practice.

> But seriously, what'd you get for
> $100-$125/person? This should be good....

LOL! You must be quite the big spender. The tab for food and drink for four on Monday was $368. You can stop wondering -- that's $92 per person. The tip was $110. Like I said, a small and ordinary two hour lunch. In a world you've never known and surely never will.

> Wow, big surprise there. Your an idiot and out of shape.

Only a total asshole could believe that there are no concessions to be made to age. Of course, you're pre-qualified as a total asshole, so no need for submission of additional documentation there.


have a nice commute Wrote:
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> LOL. He has to start heading out for a meeting
> downtown that isn't taking place for more than an
> hour and twenty minutes. How the fuck far out
> does this moron live???

Not far at all. But you need to factor in that some of us shower and dress before heading out. Assholes and cavemen, perhaps not, of course.


Pablo Wrote:
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> It wasn't the town, it was your lovely neighbors
> at the Vienna Park Apartments. LOL.

No, that would have been the town, goober. As an actual town, Vienna has an actual local government that actually provides many actual useful services to its actual residents. Those stuck wondering where their local geo-political non-entities might begin and end typically do not live in the lap of such luxury.


JimmySmoot Wrote:
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> Maple Ave parking lot.

LOL! What sort of asshole doesn't have a plan for avoiding 123 inbound in the morning and outbound in the evening? After a second day if not the first, it ought to have dawned on even the dumbest of dumbfucks that there must be a better way to get to the other side of town than to follow the example of all of these downscale out-County whoop-whoops trying to plow their way through the very same choke-points day after day after day. That sort of behavior is the definition of stupid.

I just eased my Tesla into the parking spot at Whole Foods to pick up some poached salmon with onions, peppercorn, dill and a soupcon of horseradish. Yes, it is delectable. I then crossed Maple Avenue as the cars parted for me just as the Red Sea parted for Moses. Safely on the other side, I have seated myself at the Town Green and I laugh at you schlubs stuck in traffic. Cheerio.

The screaming butthurt from you no-account assfucks and losers is hilarious. You know, once you've been revealed so clearly as such incompetent stooges and goobers, there really isn't anything you can do but slink away slwoly in shame and disgrace. That's what Bush-43 did...

Vienna inn what else is there?

Actually... Wrote:
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> BS detector Wrote:
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> > Which one? The fact you didn't specify means
> you
> > are full of shit.
>
> No, the fact that "the club" is not enough to tell
> you which one means that you haven't a fucking
> clue as usual.
>

No, dipshit. A rube like you has no clue what the fuck you are talking about. "The Club" as you put it has no real meaning at Nats Park. There is the Lexus Diamond Club and there is the PNC Diamond Club. Both are very nice and offer different amenities. On a lesser level, there is the Gold Glove Club and Club 3.

The fact that this needed to be explained to you tells the world how full of shit you are.

Sleepy Tot Wrote:
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> Vienna was rated the #1 town in America by
> American Mattress Retailer Magazine...


+1

Actually... Wrote:
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> too far out Wrote:
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> > See that word "my"? It denotes possession.
> Again,
> > more trouble with the English language. Your
> lack of
> > business acumen is only overshadowed by your
> failure
> > to comprehend your native language.
>
> Dumbshit. Working as a clerical at the reception
> desk for a group of professionals does not make it
> "your" LLC.

No, having my name on the Articles of Organization makes it my LLC. (Go ahead look up that term).

> > But seriously, what'd you get for
> > $100-$125/person? This should be good....
>
> LOL! You must be quite the big spender. The tab
> for food and drink for four on Monday was $368.
> You can stop wondering -- that's $92 per person.
> The tip was $110. Like I said, a small and
> ordinary two hour lunch. In a world you've never
> known and surely never will.

Again, you are having trouble keeping up. The question is what'd you get for that? It's a pretty simple question, so it is not surprising you can't answer it.

> > Wow, big surprise there. Your an idiot and out
> of shape.
>
> Only a total asshole could believe that there are
> no concessions to be made to age. Of course,
> you're pre-qualified as a total asshole, so no
> need for submission of additional documentation
> there.

Only a fucking lazy, out of shape, piece of shit pudgeball would expect anyone to believe that age causes people to "tire out" from golfing - even if you are walking it. My 94 year old grandfather plays a couple times a month. Up until a few years ago, he did that a few times a week.

What's the matter, fatass, they won't let you bring your rascal scooter to the public course?

BS detector Wrote:
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> Actually... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > BS detector Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Which one? The fact you didn't specify means
> > you
> > > are full of shit.
> >
> > No, the fact that "the club" is not enough to
> tell
> > you which one means that you haven't a fucking
> > clue as usual.
> >
>
> No, dipshit. A rube like you has no clue what the
> fuck you are talking about. "The Club" as you put
> it has no real meaning at Nats Park. There is the
> Lexus Diamond Club and there is the PNC Diamond
> Club. Both are very nice and offer different
> amenities. On a lesser level, there is the Gold
> Glove Club and Club 3.
>
> The fact that this needed to be explained to you
> tells the world how full of shit you are.

+1

LOL.