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JOKES: WHY DID QB DWAYNE HASKINS CROSS THE ROAD?
Posted by: GoodHumorMan ()
Date: April 10, 2022 01:50PM

POST THEM.YOUR BEST JOKES

WHY DID QB DWAYNE HASKINS CROSS THE ROAD?

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Re: JOKES: WHY DID QB DWAYNE HASKINS CROSS THE ROAD?
Posted by: Racist Willie ()
Date: April 10, 2022 06:27PM

There was some fried chicken on the other side?

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Re: JOKES: WHY DID QB DWAYNE HASKINS CROSS THE ROAD?
Posted by: Dump Trucker ()
Date: April 10, 2022 08:07PM

He had to take a dump

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Re: JOKES: WHY DID QB DWAYNE HASKINS CROSS THE ROAD?
Posted by: GoodHumorMan ()
Date: April 10, 2022 08:33PM

Dump Trucker Wrote:
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> He had to take a dump

excellent!

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Re: JOKES: WHY DID QB DWAYNE HASKINS CROSS THE ROAD?
Posted by: Racist Willie JR ()
Date: April 10, 2022 10:25PM

There was watermelon on the other side?

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Re: JOKES: WHY DID QB DWAYNE HASKINS CROSS THE ROAD?
Posted by: GoodHumorMan ()
Date: April 11, 2022 09:37AM

Monday Funday.

Give us your best, NON RACIST joke.

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Re: JOKES: WHY DID QB DWAYNE HASKINS CROSS THE ROAD?
Posted by: en4w5 ()
Date: April 11, 2022 10:55AM

Because he was a coddled athlete and never learned basic life skills like not having a private stripper party during a pandemic or not trying to run across a freeway. Very sad that it ended that way for him.

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Re: JOKES: WHY DID QB DWAYNE HASKINS CROSS THE ROAD?
Posted by: Tobacco Dan ()
Date: April 11, 2022 12:42PM

There was a pack of Newport’s on the other side?

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Re: JOKES: WHY DID QB DWAYNE HASKINS CROSS THE ROAD?
Posted by: Bill1995 ()
Date: April 11, 2022 02:19PM

He wanted to see who made the funniest Why did Dwayne Haskins cross the road jokes.

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Re: JOKES: WHY DID QB DWAYNE HASKINS CROSS THE ROAD?
Posted by: Rufus Dwayne LeRoy Skillet ()
Date: April 11, 2022 02:25PM

Bill1995 Wrote:
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> He wanted to see who made the funniest Why did
> Dwayne Haskins cross the road jokes.


Dat be funny, nome sayin?

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Re: JOKES: WHY DID QB DWAYNE HASKINS CROSS THE ROAD?
Posted by: 35h534 ()
Date: April 11, 2022 04:22PM

I don't believe the story.

If you can't sense a dump truck headed at you how in the world can you survive football with linebackers coming at you?

faked his death for insurance money - will be meeting his "ex" wife in tahiti who has the money

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Re: JOKES: WHY DID QB DWAYNE HASKINS CROSS THE ROAD?
Posted by: Dump Truck Dwayne ()
Date: April 11, 2022 04:45PM

Didn’t intend to make it to the other side, suicide. HTTR!

https://youtu.be/zxFYhG7VprY
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Re: JOKES: WHY DID QB DWAYNE HASKINS CROSS THE ROAD?
Posted by: Jack flash ()
Date: April 11, 2022 06:04PM

Cause he wanted to grill out

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Re: JOKES: WHY DID QB DWAYNE HASKINS CROSS THE ROAD?
Posted by: frogger ()
Date: April 12, 2022 02:07PM

He wanted to see if he could cross without being sacked.

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Re: JOKES: WHY DID QB DWAYNE HASKINS CROSS THE ROAD?
Posted by: Who cares? ()
Date: April 12, 2022 05:55PM

Who cares? He was a piece of shit like Sean Taylor!

Rip Homeboy

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Re: JOKES: WHY DID QB DWAYNE HASKINS CROSS THE ROAD?
Posted by: Eat Shit & Disco ()
Date: April 13, 2022 12:04AM

https://youtu.be/Ssd9ap-lJ9E
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Re: JOKES: WHY DID QB DWAYNE HASKINS CROSS THE ROAD?
Posted by: Can’t stand the heat$ ()
Date: April 14, 2022 01:03AM

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Re: JOKES: WHY DID QB DWAYNE HASKINS CROSS THE ROAD?
Posted by: Baby Jesus 666 ()
Date: April 14, 2022 01:20AM

https://youtu.be/2D8yLWaBzfw

https://youtu.be/m5vw4ajnWGA

Eat Shit & Disco
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