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Kala Orchard
Posted by: Monica Laux ()
Date: May 18, 2013 02:50PM

Kala Orchard is a snitch.

In 2008 she got pulled over with a felonys worth amount of painkillers
and they brought her into the interrogation room and she snitched..

She never was charged for the painkillers.. Didn't serve time or nothing.. She just snitched..


She snitched out her boys.. Kala Orchard is the ugliest bitch in burke.. shes dating some dude named tyrone..

im positive Kala Orchard is a snitch. don't talk 2 her..

she got a double chin and a grosslooking face..

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Re: Kala Orchard
Posted by: ORIGINALGANGSTER ()
Date: May 18, 2013 02:53PM

this bitch used to go to parties and change into slutty clothes at the parties.. sweetie do that in ur car.. no in front of the ppl u tryna impress.. make sure u stay the fuck way from me... RAT.. SHE EVEN LOOK LIKE A RAT.. bitch if u gonna snitch make sure my ass don't find out or imam tell everyone in ffx county.. I repeat Kala Orchard from the cherry run area is a SNITCH..

she got rid of having a felony charge for painkillers by snitching in 2008..

this happened in april 2008 ..

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Re: Kala Orchard
Posted by: alvarezje ()
Date: May 20, 2013 03:38AM

Damn, 5 years and you're still butthurt.
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Re: Kala Orchard
Posted by: Rectal Hunter ()
Date: May 20, 2013 07:54AM

Does she take anal? 'Cause I can forgive a bitch some shit if she lets me slip into her ass.

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Re: Kala Orchard
Posted by: There's Butthurt and Then ()
Date: May 20, 2013 09:49AM

alvarezje Wrote:
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> Damn, 5 years and you're still butthurt.

Which is understandable. This isn't "she stole someone's boyfriend" or "she was a mean bitch in high school", this is "she ratted people out on felony charges to keep her own worthless ass out of prison".

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Re: Kala Orchard
Posted by: YouBelongInPrison ()
Date: May 20, 2013 11:15AM

The only people who complain about snitches are criminals.

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Re: Kala Orchard
Posted by: alvarezje ()
Date: May 21, 2013 07:30AM

YouBelongInPrison Wrote:
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> The only people who complain about snitches are
> criminals.







Truer words have never been spoken.

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Re: Kala Orchard
Posted by: Nova goat ()
Date: July 27, 2021 02:43AM

This thread nailed Kala Orchard perfectly! She’s the quintessential ugly slut. She had sex with basically my entire friend group and didn’t even attempt to hide it. Obviously her best asset was her huge boobs! But her personality was nothing short of garbage. Very reminiscent of a trailer trash slut. I feel bad for any man that ends up with this dirty slut she will 100% cheat. Plus word on the street she has herpes.

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Re: Kala Orchard
Posted by: butts mcgee ()
Date: April 14, 2022 09:34AM

The guy u mentioned Tyrone is a weird guy as well, he used to color his eyes lighter in mspaint, in FB pics HAHA. He also said Africa is gross (only white trashes say that stuff out loud n proud)

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