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Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: PenrosePooper ()
Date: September 07, 2014 10:31PM

Stumbled across this article....

Whose kids poop in public parks with news cameras watching??????????

http://www.arlnow.com/2014/08/27/peeing-kids-caught-in-the-act-at-penrose-park/
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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: TGe6d ()
Date: September 07, 2014 11:23PM

They have been letting their dogs do it in my yard as well. Those dogs have no manners at all!

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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: I see that ()
Date: September 08, 2014 01:20PM

That girls white parents probably went to china and saw that all the kids do it there so now they think its a great idea since chinese do it

PenrosePooper Wrote:
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> Stumbled across this article....
>
> Whose kids poop in public parks with news cameras
> watching??????????
>
> http://www.arlnow.com/2014/08/27/peeing-kids-caugh
> t-in-the-act-at-penrose-park/

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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: Blooming Onion ()
Date: September 10, 2014 09:46AM

As someone who understands bowel problems, I actually empathize with this man.

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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: runner_w_one_sock ()
Date: September 10, 2014 09:58AM

I had to drop a deuce on a night run once. I was training for a marathon and towards the end of a 9 mile training run. I tried my best to hold it in but 2 miles from home I decided I was about to crap my pants so I pulled into a park and let it rip. Ran home with one sock...

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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: Jack White ()
Date: September 10, 2014 10:02AM

I'm gonna rip them off.
A seven-minute urination couldn't hold me back.
They're gonna tape it all.
And I'm talking to myself because I forgot to zip.

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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: oh my. filthy bitches ()
Date: September 10, 2014 10:32AM

emergencies happen. it doesn't seem like these are emergency situations.

the first story was from ARLnow, it was picked up within hours by fox news, and they sent out the film crew, almost instantly filming yet another occurrence of kids shitting in that spot. that leads me to believe that it's now just the bathroom to these nannies. if it was emergency, i doubt the fox news crew would have gotten their shot so instantly like that.

fucking sick, those nanny bitches don't care, they just want to get paid and avoid the shit (which is part of their job). hopefully little timmy doesn't take a dump on the basketball court during recess.

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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: kids pants half off Pemrose Park ()
Date: September 10, 2014 11:29AM

Put the word out to pervs now. When they start showing up at Pemrose Park in Arlington, the nannies will take notice and cut the crap.

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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: Blooming Onion ()
Date: September 10, 2014 11:37AM

Instead of all the negative comments, perhaps we should all take a step back.

What if this is due to malnutrition? You can't expect kids with that or IBS to run home with their bowels churning.

We are still evolving from being primates years ago. Fox News should use this to bring awareness to foods, diets, and how it can lead to this.

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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: JoDangles ()
Date: September 10, 2014 01:06PM

Welcome to the new world. People crap all other the streets in other countries. This is the new norm here now, too. If you didn't want to assimilate then they shouldn't have encouraged immigration and you know these white arlingtonians are very pro-immigration, so they need to shut the frack up and learn to deal with the new world they live in.

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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: idiotnation ()
Date: September 10, 2014 02:13PM

I see both sides of the story. I have 2 kids and there were a handful of times when they were little when they just waited too long to let me know they needed to go to the bathroom. Kids are like that when very young and out of diapers. There were Many times when we had emergency trips to public restrooms - from Marshalls to Giant, everywhere.

Once in the park there was nothing I could except get my rugrat into the bushes. That was at a pretty big park though and a lot of woods. The park they are talking about is frequented by folks walking I would think. There are apartments nearby and this would be their closest kiddy park. The only restrooms are on Columbia Pike or at the Library off Walter Reed.

If its a regular thing that is just gross. If these are genuine emergencies I understand. Put some video cameras for 'safety' and you would solve the problem.

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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: tiny ()
Date: September 10, 2014 03:10PM

How will video cameras help? all you will get is pedo-fetish videos for the sick govt. No one needs to film kids going to the bathroom, you are nuts. Install a fucking DonJaun ports-potty.

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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: KEt9Y ()
Date: September 11, 2014 03:21PM

thank goodness he wasn't injured on that man made play thing

he might have sued the county

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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: emNhK ()
Date: January 03, 2015 08:16PM

gross, really smart

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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: Justin Belieber ()
Date: January 03, 2015 08:33PM

runner_w_one_sock Wrote:
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> I had to drop a deuce on a night run once. I was
> training for a marathon and towards the end of a 9
> mile training run. I tried my best to hold it in
> but 2 miles from home I decided I was about to
> crap my pants so I pulled into a park and let it
> rip. Ran home with one sock...


Perfection my friend, perfection. Got a nice chuckle.

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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: a related funny story ()
Date: January 03, 2015 09:35PM

A friend of mine took his 3 year old kid to the mall a few years back. They stopped in this store that sells urban wear. After a bit, the brothers that work there started saying "what's that smell?" "It smell like shit". My friend looks behind him and sees his boy coming out of one of those round clothing racks and pulling up his drawers. They got out of there quick.
To be a fly on the wall afterward would have been priceless.

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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: 7Corners ()
Date: January 03, 2015 09:44PM

Guy I knew worked at Seven Corners in a womans clothing store as stockboy. He got called once by the manager to go into the womans dressing room. Some lady dropped a deuce in the dressing booth AND THEN wiped her butt on the curtain they had for privacy. I STILL laugh every time I think of that story.

Sockless runner, I salute thee.

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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: FunnymanBunnyman ()
Date: January 03, 2015 11:00PM

Hilarious stories.

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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: Lpkbh ()
Date: January 04, 2015 03:15PM


they forgot to say the used tax money to put "money makers" on all nearby restrooms



where was there to pee without a fuckign quarter? nowheres
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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: 6nJTp ()
Date: January 04, 2015 03:20PM

i'm protesting restrooms until they pick up their game !
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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: jXNdd ()
Date: January 04, 2015 03:26PM

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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: Gcpk6 ()
Date: January 04, 2015 03:26PM

where is the concierge and cologe?

NOT coming to this public restroom again !!

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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: 6F7kF ()
Date: January 04, 2015 03:27PM

^^^^^

too many barios live near him

toilets are always BOMBED

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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: j9ycU ()
Date: January 04, 2015 03:29PM

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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: wVm6N ()
Date: January 04, 2015 03:30PM

NO!!! you have to wait till she comes back to the table even if she is fucking the waiter or leaving without saying so

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idiots

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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: 9Mxym ()
Date: January 04, 2015 03:31PM

this painting goes well in restrooms where they server allot of meat and cheese
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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: V9PeJ ()
Date: January 04, 2015 03:32PM

sorry just having a hard time feeling sorry for you

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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: Where a kid can be a kid ()
Date: January 05, 2015 06:30PM

A buddy of mine worked part time at Chucky Cheeses to help pay for college. He told me how the little kiddies would get up into those crawl tubes, and get so excited they would loose control of their bowels. These were 4 and 5 year olds that don't wear diapers, so shit got smeared all over the tubes and slides. If the kid pissed themselves it was just as bad.

Mothers were not aware this was going on because they were getting bombed on the little glasses of beer that they sold there.

Little JR comes out of the play tubes covered with another kids shit.

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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: fourlegs ()
Date: January 05, 2015 07:10PM

I was at Marshalls and looked down the toy aisle and saw a bunch of kids admiring an 11 inch turd. Seriously, I smelt that turd from at least 30 feet.

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“Imitation is suicide.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/05/2015 07:11PM by fourlegs.

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Re: Public Defecation in Arlington
Posted by: h3vh4 ()
Date: January 05, 2015 08:23PM

sorry just having a hard time feeling sorry for you

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