Hi everyone, my wife and I are trying to raise money to buy her a new digitial camera to replace the one that was either lost or stolen and go back to school to take photography. It's her dream to make it as a photographer. Any help you can provide is greatly appreciated...

Krystal's Camera & Photography
http://www.gofundme.com/dzcq7w
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This is going to end well....



There might be an opening at McDonald's soon.

I don't get the code words that you kids use today.

Is she a prostitute?

I'd add funds to send her and the monkey back to Mexico

Only thing worse that a panhandler is a lazy ass panhandler. Get a magic marker and a piece of cardboard, make yourself a sign, and stand outside at some busy intersection like the other bums (and firemen). Have some pride in your profession.

I assume this is a troll. However, if it's not, please have some pride and tell your wife to get a job and earn the money for a camera like the rest of us do. Asking hardworking people to fund luxury items is truly distasteful.

^^^
If you click the link, you'll see this is 100% serious.

Here's a snippet: My goal is to work on getting a good digital camera, go back to school, and put together photo prints of the area (Capital, landmarks, etc.) to sell, so I can save up for a reliable car (Hybrid). My dream is to become a photographer and capture the essence of this great country through my lens.

She just needs $1,500.

I was about to throw her some change because I love photography too, but you can only donate dollars $

First off, this woman has kids... The world didn't need anymore kids, there are way too many people here. Have you're mini-me's and you've chosen where your money goes.

Secondly, this woman wants to be a photographer! Wow, something else the world is in desperate need for- more photographers. I've known someone intelligent enough to be a brain surgeon who wanted to be a photographer. He now sells cars, left a full free-ride at one of the finest university's to go to photography school!

Impress me and tell me that you want to do something society desperately needs and nobody wants to do!

Of all the photographers I've ever known, they are seriously kinky perverts. An affair with someone in the business might buy her a camera and some tips and in the end, She will just end up photographing just as he does.

laughable Wrote:
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> I assume this is a troll. However, if it's not,
> please have some pride and tell your wife to get a
> job and earn the money for a camera like the rest
> of us do. Asking hardworking people to fund luxury
> items is truly distasteful.


The gofundme is legit, but its not OPs wife. The gofundme lady is still delusional.

Should could have saved what she spent in formula in that bottle to put towards her camera. I'm not sure what new angle she can bring to another photo of the capitol...

So, after she purchases a good camera for $250, what happens to the additional $1250?????????????????????????????

Bud Hoal... Wrote:
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> So, after she purchases a good camera for $250,
> what happens to the additional
> $1250?????????????????????????????

Many of them do that. The car salesman/photographer I mentioned previously is on there asking for $10,000 for a $4,000 service dog while he is making $100,000 at least selling cars. ( He's a real Houdini)
Back in the day when he actually got large production contracts he certainly would of bought her camera in exchange for double penetration, alongside him and some random man from craigslist.

She should get a fireman"s boot and pan handle in the intersections of Fairfax with the best of them.

If she can post some impressive selfie nudes, she might get some attention. Otherwise, some pics from her trip back to el salvador will have to do.

Okay, so she says she's Tongan. Fine whatever.

Then near the end she states, "My dream is to become a photographer and capture the essence of this great country through my lens."

Sounds kind of patriotic, wants to become part of the American culture. Good, could use more immigrants with that attitude.

But then...

"My son’s name is Tevita that’s Tongan for “David” and he's usually the subject of many of my photos."

So if she loves this country so much why do she not just give him the name David as David just like the rest of us would do?

Ugh.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/03/2014 10:16PM by johnny ringo.

Her original camera was "lost or stolen"?

Might wanna change your wording on that. Tell everyone she was jumped by 3 black men and she gouged their eyes out with a nail file prior to escaping, although they did make off with her camera.

Lost or stolen sounds like she left it somewhere and forgot about it. Not gonna win too many hearts & minds with that.

JimmyMac Wrote:
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> Lost or stolen sounds like she left it somewhere
> and forgot about it. Not gonna win too many hearts
> & minds with that.


That's "Women code" for the father of the child who purchased The Item took it with him during the break up.

she not good at it lol

Oh my fucking Fairfax. If I had money I might spare a dollar but why in the Holy Fairfax would you post a gofundme link and expect good results??!!

OhMyFairfux Wrote:
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> Oh my fucking Fairfax. If I had money I might
> spare a dollar but why in the Holy Fairfax would
> you post a gofundme link and expect good
> results??!!


It's what the politicians preach, celebrate diversity!! People here in NOVA just give you money!!!

johnny ringo Wrote:
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> ^^^
My dream is to become a
> photographer and capture the essence of this great
> country through my lens.
>
> She just needs $1,500.

No disrespect intended, but in an era where everybody carries a camera in his pocket, professional photography is a shrinking industry. If she's trying to raise money for a vacation, there's nothing wrong with that, but if she thinks she's going to earn a living as a photographer, somebody needs to set her straight.

Lady, get a fucking job! oh wait, are you saying you are illegal?

It's a rough business. My cousin was a pro for awhile, even filming a music vid that won an Australian MTV music video award. He also went to an accredited 4 year university for it. The work is so tough and sporadic, that even a pro like him is only doing it part time.

Lost or stolen Wrote:
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> JimmyMac Wrote:
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>
> > Lost or stolen sounds like she left it
> somewhere
> > and forgot about it. Not gonna win too many
> hearts
> > & minds with that.
>
>
> That's "Women code" for the father of the child
> who purchased The Item took it with him during the
> break up.

Oh dear. That's not even his kid? Must be some good pussy then, because the rest is clearly a disillusion.

This can't be a legit post. someone just wanted to put the photo of an ex on this site so people could bash.

Shouldn't that website be www.gofuckme.com?

My boss does photography as a side business. If she thinks she can be a pro for $1500, I definitely think she's delusional.

I would love a type set of US gold coins, but I'm not going to beg the public for the money.

Ashy Larry Wrote:
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> This can't be a legit post. someone just wanted to
> put the photo of an ex on this site so people
> could bash.


Actually there are several like this trying to raise money for lost / stolen cameras. See http://www.gofundme.com/mvc.php?route=search&term=lost%2Fstolen%20camera

She does have a job, taking care of our 2 year old and watching an infant.

ohplease Wrote:
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> Secondly, this woman wants to be a photographer!
> Wow, something else the world is in desperate need
> for- more photographers.

Iraq is down two
She can go there a get some great pics

Gruntled Wrote:
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> My boss does photography as a side business. If
> she thinks she can be a pro for $1500, I
> definitely think she's delusional.

She could pick up a decent entry-level DSLR and a couple of lenses for that price, which would be fine to learn photography with and seems to be what this woman wants to do.

However, she seems to think that she'll be able to make money using this caliber of equipment, which she won't.

If she expects someone to actually pay her to shoot for them, she'll need professional-quality cameras and lenses, which cost many thousands of dollars, and that's not even taking into account the thousands more she'll need for accessories.

As mentioned elsewhere, there are lots of other people who already have this equipment and many years of experience using it and even they're having problems making money.

shutterbugged Wrote:
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>
> She could pick up a decent entry-level DSLR and a
> couple of lenses for that price, which would be
> fine to learn photography with and seems to be
> what this woman wants to do.
>
> However, she seems to think that she'll be able to
> make money using this caliber of equipment, which
> she won't.
>
> If she expects someone to actually pay her to
> shoot for them, she'll need professional-quality
> cameras and lenses, which cost many thousands of
> dollars, and that's not even taking into account
> the thousands more she'll need for accessories.
>
> As mentioned elsewhere, there are lots of other
> people who already have this equipment and many
> years of experience using it and even they're
> having problems making money.

True. I don't know if my boss could eat if it was his full time job. Perhaps she could manufacture buggy whips at home. It would be cheaper, and she would probably be just as likely to make money at it.

A lot of the work my boss gets is from referrals from established customers and friends. Someone just starting out wouldn't have that as a resource.

Also, today's pro photographer needs software, and experience using it. The commercial software isn't cheap, but there are open source alternatives.

I don't think she will find out what she actually needs to be a pro until she's actually taken the class.

Dose she do anal? May be some potential in that realm.
Nip

For fuck I seriously have more respect for a woman to offer say..50 dollar handjobs on Craigslist than to beg for dollars for a luxury hobby item.

Please help Wrote:
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> She does have a job, taking care of our 2 year old
> and watching an infant.

So how is she planning on travelling to do her photography if she has kids to watch. I would imagine photogs have to go to where the pictures need to be taken. Who is fronting her travel seed money?

Huey Wrote:
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> Only thing worse that a panhandler is a lazy ass
> panhandler. Get a magic marker and a piece of
> cardboard, make yourself a sign, and stand outside
> at some busy intersection like the other bums (and
> firemen). Have some pride in your profession.


ROFL, I cant breafe

I dont have any cool jokes for this post, so, I wont bash op or gofund poster. Everybody has a dream. Some people just go about it wrong sometimes.

"Life dont come with instructions". -unknown

We just lost 2 Wrote:
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> ohplease Wrote:
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>
> >
> > Secondly, this woman wants to be a
> photographer!
> > Wow, something else the world is in desperate
> need
> > for- more photographers.
>
> Iraq is down two
> She can go there a get some great pics


oh shit

I just bought a refurbished Nikon D3100 for $250. Is there a reason that you need $1,500 for a camera? Something tells you that you are going to get a $100 point and shoot camera and pocket the rest of the money.



By the way, your pictures suck.

Blessed are the murderous.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/04/2014 11:55PM by eesh.

My goal is to work on getting a good digital camera, go back to school, and put together photo prints of the area (Capital, landmarks, etc.) to sell, so I can save up for a reliable car (Hybrid). My dream is to become a photographer and capture the essence of this great country through my lens.



Step 1: Get a camera. LOL I don't anything about cameras.

Step 2: Take pictures of the DC area landmarks, which has never been done before.

Step 3: ?????

Step 4: PROFIT

Blessed are the murderous.

ohplease Wrote:
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> Of all the photographers I've ever known, they
> are seriously kinky perverts. An affair with
> someone in the business might buy her a camera and
> some tips and in the end, She will just end up
> photographing just as he does.




A lot of the photographers on Model Mayhem are there just to take nude photos to add to their fap collection.

Blessed are the murderous.

Trial and Error such is life Wrote:
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> I dont have any cool jokes for this post, so, I
> wont bash op or gofund poster. Everybody has a
> dream. Some people just go about it wrong
> sometimes.
>
> "Life dont come with instructions". -unknown

Yes, everyone has a dream. But most people don't expect someone else to pay for their dream.

"Journey Ninetails 1 day ago
Get a job. That's what the rest of us do to buy things we desire."

I can't wait to see what other comments pop up on there.

post nudes of her and I'll kick in a few bucks.

I made a donation today. Anyone whose busting their butt to watch kids, go back to school, and make some sort of life for themselves is worth a donation aren't they?

Just like Nancy Salgado.

EHKtu Wrote:
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> I made a donation today. Anyone whose busting
> their butt to watch kids, go back to school, and
> make some sort of life for themselves is worth a
> donation aren't they?


You made that five dollar donation?

Blessed are the murderous.

Funny how a $5 donation is even more insulting than no donations at all.

Maybe she should fundraise for a rhinoplasty.

Blessed are the murderous.

She looks like Lilo's older sister from that movie Lilo & Stitch. That our Jimmy Durante in drag.

Wow, looks cute to me. Cute kid too.

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Try2ki55me Wrote:
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> Hey, the only with what I can help it's to give
> advice to find where to buy a used camera Canon
> 200D it's a small and inexpensive camera ideal for
> beginners. It would be nice to find the glidecam
> somewhere check this web here you can find many
> reviews about glidecams, learn them it will be
> useful to you when choosing a camera and glidecam.
> I wish you good luck dude )

I Agree that CanonD200 it's really good choice for a budget camera.As for glidecam I would recommend Glidecam XR Pro you can find out about it here https://gimbalgarage.com/best-glidecam-for-dslr/ as it is easy to use small and perfect for the Canon.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/02/2019 04:46PM by Hoovyendy.

Went to GMU and thus, a low paying job....
I donate my bukkake

$5 in five years. I think I have stepped over at least 500 pennies in five years just walking around. Think out of the box woman.

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