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Why the fuck don't we have a monorail yet?
Posted by: WheresMyMonorail ()
Date: August 22, 2014 09:17PM

There is no chance that the track will bend.

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Re: Why the fuck don't we have a monorail yet?
Posted by: anon! ()
Date: August 22, 2014 09:35PM

Not on your life my Hindu friend.

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Re: Why the fuck don't we have a monorail yet?
Posted by: Lyle Lanley ()
Date: August 22, 2014 09:48PM

simpsons-monorail.jpg

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Re: Why the fuck don't we have a monorail yet?
Posted by: Lurleen ()
Date: August 22, 2014 10:31PM

FXX is showing every Simpsons episode ever, it is going on right now.

Man, I forgot how goddamn funny that show used to be.

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Re: Why the fuck don't we have a monorail yet?
Posted by: Futurist ()
Date: August 22, 2014 10:39PM

Hmmm....
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Re: Why the fuck don't we have a monorail yet?
Posted by: jko0pd ()
Date: August 22, 2014 11:14PM

Because you are a worthless piece of shit and you don't deserve it. Go on now, pay for everything 9,000 x's its worth, make nothing, stay in debt, don't whine,... And, you have a cellphone and t.v you entitled unworthy of living f*ck!

It's all ours, we have a long time plan and it has nothing to do with you. We tell you the world revolves around you yet, we keep you a hamster on a wheel. You'd only get in the way, sorry- you weren't that important! Neither are we, if only you knew and could see!

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Re: Why the fuck don't we have a monorail yet?
Posted by: UXGJK ()
Date: August 23, 2014 09:16AM

not funny



kings dominion monorail

had a better total cost / cost mile for customer than Metro. ok you got there slower but it also had a better safety record

(and better scenery. they replaced it was another tech crap roller coaster. bad management)

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Re: Why the fuck don't we have a monorail yet?
Posted by: WXxXu ()
Date: August 23, 2014 09:17AM

(and the kings dominion monorail doesn't need $xxx million dollar planning, it can simply be purchased and instaled)

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Re: Why the fuck don't we have a monorail yet?
Posted by: LUxLT ()
Date: August 23, 2014 09:19AM

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Re: Why the fuck don't we have a monorail yet?
Posted by: ykGkH ()
Date: August 23, 2014 10:38AM

We don't need a monorail -- we need a rail system that works. I.e. one that doesn't rely on subsidies. The charges customers and sell advertising space.

This feels a lot like the WP model -- charge people to read it's ads.

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Re: Why the fuck don't we have a monorail yet?
Posted by: LWnWv ()
Date: August 25, 2014 10:56AM

ykGkH Wrote:
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> We don't need a monorail -- we need a rail system
> that works. I.e. one that doesn't rely on
> subsidies. The charges customers and sell

stupidest thing i ever heard. every major country has "custom" (gov overspent engineered (then order out for)) metro rail in their cities that is BROKE - BUST - TITS UP - hunting denizens for tax money to cover the losses of

metro runs a loss and was bought on tax money. it's fast but like amtrak, lots of repair work, and NOT always quickly SAFE

P.S. Metro here is DC - black gov gets the money, but fairfax mixed/slushed funds in

Metro is not run by fairfax nor do they get any of the ride money. run by DC

infact Loudoun (a wealthy small city with farming) said NO to DC. soon after the county exec were "suddenly replaced", citizens tried to recall them but lost, and METRO WENT INTO LOUDOUN

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Re: Why the fuck don't we have a monorail yet?
Posted by: 9MPTF ()
Date: August 25, 2014 10:58AM

oh underground news is loudoun immigrants have been touting loudoun as newly illegal safe haven zone

so maybe a monorail WOULD have been more appropriate !

it had to run at a profit, remember ?

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Re: Why the fuck don't we have a monorail yet?
Posted by: GLyt4 ()
Date: August 25, 2014 10:59AM

and there's plenty to see on the SAFARI in the new 3rd world zone!

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Re: Why the fuck don't we have a monorail yet?
Posted by: cN6C4 ()
Date: August 25, 2014 10:59AM

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Re: Why the fuck don't we have a monorail yet?
Posted by: onepercenter ()
Date: August 25, 2014 12:03PM

Because the 1% dont want it. They like HOT Lanes so we have those. They like air travel so infrastructure and Govt regulations keep that humming. Mass transit is for the poor idiots who work for a living not live off capital gains.

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