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Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: Billy the Kid Burger ()
Date: March 02, 2009 05:53PM

Besides myself, who is the biggest douche in Fairfax. Person/company/business/etc.

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: WAKE ()
Date: March 02, 2009 06:12PM

The SLEEP people...Suburbanite & oaktonmom get my vote....LoL

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: dono ()
Date: March 02, 2009 06:14PM

The sleep people and everyone that talks constantly on their cell phones while driving.

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: ferfux sucks ()
Date: March 02, 2009 06:14PM

ferfux is an asshole and an idiot

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: Billy the Kid Burger ()
Date: March 02, 2009 06:16PM

lol the SLEEP people?

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: Lawman ()
Date: March 02, 2009 06:17PM

dono Wrote:
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> The sleep people and everyone that talks
> constantly on their cell phones while driving.


Make that two votes for them.

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: redistricting people ()
Date: March 02, 2009 06:19PM

Any of the annoying parents who whine about their kids having to go to South Lakes

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: tilly ()
Date: March 02, 2009 06:25PM

anyone who goes or went to Chantilly

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: quantum? ()
Date: March 02, 2009 06:33PM

Another one of the redistricting douches: quantum. F' that dude was annoying

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: JD ()
Date: March 02, 2009 06:39PM

I second ferfux

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: WashingTone Locian ()
Date: March 02, 2009 06:41PM

The entire "city" of Centreville.

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: speakingofdouche ()
Date: March 02, 2009 06:54PM

WashingToneLocian is easily the biggest douchebag in the county. hands down. I cant believe he hasn't come up earlier in this thread. He should be absolutely embarassed

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: NegativeDreamStealer ()
Date: March 02, 2009 07:26PM

That guy who kept insisting "Oak Hill" was so not Herndon.

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: meh ()
Date: March 02, 2009 07:57PM

Any member of the FCPD. Fuck the 5-0

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: yes ()
Date: March 02, 2009 08:00PM

^^^ Agreed

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: Lawman ()
Date: March 02, 2009 08:37PM

It's usually those who do something they shouldn't be doing that hate the police, just an FYI to the two posts above mine.

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: hate 'em ()
Date: March 02, 2009 09:10PM

The title could easily go to either Washingtonelocian or TheMeeper. Both are worthy candidates.

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: WashingToneLocian ()
Date: March 02, 2009 09:32PM

WashingToneLocian is easily the biggest douchebag in the county. hands down. I cant believe he hasn't come up earlier in this thread. He should be absolutely embarassed

The title could easily go to either Washingtonelocian or TheMeeper. Both are worthy candidates.


Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, bitches!

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: Waterproof ()
Date: March 02, 2009 09:42PM

oh dont worry, we dont have you because you're beautiful. we hate you because you're a douchebag

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: Lawman ()
Date: March 02, 2009 09:45PM

Hey now, this would be a completely different forum without WashingToneLocian, TheMeeper and Vince(1). I don't think I'd quite like it as much without any of them.

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: WashingToneLocian ()
Date: March 02, 2009 09:46PM

Waterproof Wrote:
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> oh dont worry, we dont have you because you're
> beautiful. we hate you because you're a douchebag


Ah, fuck off.

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: WashingToneLocian ()
Date: March 02, 2009 09:46PM

Lawman Wrote:
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> Hey now, this would be a completely different
> forum without WashingToneLocian, TheMeeper and
> Vince(1). I don't think I'd quite like it as much
> without any of them.


Thanks, dude. You don't have to agree with me or even like me to appreciate me.

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: Lawman ()
Date: March 02, 2009 09:49PM

WashingToneLocian Wrote:
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> Lawman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hey now, this would be a completely different
> > forum without WashingToneLocian, TheMeeper and
> > Vince(1). I don't think I'd quite like it as
> much
> > without any of them.
>
>
> Thanks, dude. You don't have to agree with me or
> even like me to appreciate me.

Haha no problem, and you're right. Same would go for Vince. I don't agree with some of his politics, but It'd surely be a different (and boring) place without his rants.

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: March 02, 2009 09:50PM

Unregistered n00bs, lol

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: Lawman ()
Date: March 02, 2009 09:53PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Unregistered n00bs, lol


Seriously. They all talk shit too, and never have anything supportive of their argument.

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: DoucheBagBob ()
Date: March 02, 2009 10:38PM

BOB was/is the biggest douche, but he has apparently (thankfully) tired of trying to educate all about our life experiences, since he has seen and done it all.

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: unregistered noob ()
Date: March 02, 2009 11:33PM


All those FCPS whiners are the biggest douchebags.

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: NoPeace ()
Date: March 03, 2009 12:36AM

RESton Peace is way up on the douchebag list as well. WAY up there.

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: asshat ()
Date: March 03, 2009 01:56AM

Can i start a new poll?

Is Vince(1) just a douche, or a liberal douche?

and yes, i know "liberal douche" is redundant since "liberal" implies douche.

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: Douchey does it ()
Date: March 03, 2009 10:17AM

ferfux !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: Floris Mom WINS!!!!!!!!!! ()
Date: March 03, 2009 11:32AM

Floris Mom wins for all her martyr talk!!!

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: WWIE Wins ()
Date: March 03, 2009 12:21PM

When Will It End could possibly be one of the BIGGEST, followed by Bob

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: March 03, 2009 12:32PM

Bob is MIA these days. Maybe ole Inka really did pop him in the mouth.....

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: .Vince ()
Date: March 03, 2009 02:43PM

I nominate myself bitches.

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: WashingTone Locian ()
Date: March 03, 2009 02:45PM

asshat Wrote:
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> Can i start a new poll?
>
> Is Vince(1) just a douche, or a liberal douche?
>
> and yes, i know "liberal douche" is redundant
> since "liberal" implies douche.


Can he be a douche applied liberally?

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: WashingAnthonyTerrellSmithian ()
Date: March 03, 2009 02:45PM

I like to gobble knobs.

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: WashingTone Locian ()
Date: March 03, 2009 02:56PM

WashingAnthonyTerrellSmithian Wrote:
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> I like to gobble knobs.


You know, ain't no plans with a man.

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: asshat ()
Date: March 04, 2009 12:36AM

.Vince Wrote:
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> I nominate myself bitches.


too late, i already did

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: ? ()
Date: March 04, 2009 12:44AM

WashingAnthonyTerrellSmithian Wrote:
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> I like to gobble knobs.


Is this WashingtonLocian?

"SMITH ","ANTHONY ","A","040"," 401","MILL CREEK ","DR","ANNANDALE ","VA","03/29/2003","FAIL OBEY STOP/YLD-SGN "
"SMITH ","ANTHONY ","A","042"," 4001","MILL CREEK ","DR","ANNANDALE ","VA","02/16/2005","DRUNK IN PUBLIC OR PROFANE "
"SMITH ","ANTHONY ","A","045"," 7677","CALLAN ","DR","MANASSAS ","VA","04/01/2008","FAIL OBEY HWY SIGN "
"SMITH ","ANTHONY ","A","045"," 7677","CALLAN ","DR","MANASSAS ","VA","04/25/2008","FAIL OBEY HWY SIGN "

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: March 04, 2009 12:54AM

No, not unless the name 'Terrell' begins with an 'A'

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: Doh ()
Date: March 04, 2009 01:13AM

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> No, not unless the name 'Terrell' begins with an
> 'A'


Not to mention, I doubt WTL would even be found dead in Manassas.

Apparently ? doesn't know who Tone-Loc is.

?, google "Anthony Terrell Smith" and you'll find out that this is Tone-Loc's legal name.

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: WashingTone Locian ()
Date: March 04, 2009 10:34AM

? Wrote:
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> WashingAnthonyTerrellSmithian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I like to gobble knobs.
>
>
> Is this WashingtonLocian?
>
> "SMITH ","ANTHONY ","A","040","
> 401","MILL CREEK ","DR","ANNANDALE
> ","VA","03/29/2003","FAIL OBEY STOP/YLD-SGN
> "
> "SMITH ","ANTHONY ","A","042","
> 4001","MILL CREEK ","DR","ANNANDALE
> ","VA","02/16/2005","DRUNK IN PUBLIC OR PROFANE
> "
> "SMITH ","ANTHONY ","A","045","
> 7677","CALLAN ","DR","MANASSAS
> ","VA","04/01/2008","FAIL OBEY HWY SIGN
> "
> "SMITH ","ANTHONY ","A","045","
> 7677","CALLAN ","DR","MANASSAS
> ","VA","04/25/2008","FAIL OBEY HWY SIGN
> "


Maybe you should go to this guy's house when he is drunk and pound on the door and ask.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/04/2009 10:34AM by WashingTone Locian.

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Re: Biggest Douche Poll
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: March 04, 2009 07:36PM

OK everyone stop trying. IM THE BIGGEST DOUCHE HERE! THANK YOU ALL VERY HARD!

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