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Advice Column
Posted by:
Fox News
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Date: January 20, 2019 08:50PM
I am now offering and advice column. What can I help you with?
Re: Advice Column
Posted by:
Quincy Questioner
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Date: January 20, 2019 09:12PM
Is your advice going to be good or bad?
Re: Advice Column
Posted by:
Fox News
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Date: January 20, 2019 10:23PM
Quincy Questioner Wrote:
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> Is your advice going to be good or bad?
I am going to give good advice to people who find themselves in bad situations
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> Is your advice going to be good or bad?
I am going to give good advice to people who find themselves in bad situations
Re: Advice Column
Posted by:
Avid Reader
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Date: January 20, 2019 10:40PM
I need some advice, my bad situation is that I am addicted to reading ffu all the time. I love following all the various drama’s and find I can’t wait to see what’s going on with eesh, Miz,Meade,Lizzie ,Hambeast, etc. How do I break my addiction?
Re: Advice Column
Posted by:
Phantom Shitter
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Date: January 20, 2019 10:51PM
So the first biscuit drops, I heard it splash and it's out.
I have either a second smaller biscuit or a decent sized dingleberry still hanging there. I jiggle left/right a few times and I can feel it hit both sides...even jiggle front/back a bit. No dice.
If I bail and wipe, I smear this bitch and I'm wiping all night. I mean...I may get tired and just say "fuck it" and ride dirty. If I wait, it's an easier wipe but how long am I going to have to wait?
How should I handle this?
I have either a second smaller biscuit or a decent sized dingleberry still hanging there. I jiggle left/right a few times and I can feel it hit both sides...even jiggle front/back a bit. No dice.
If I bail and wipe, I smear this bitch and I'm wiping all night. I mean...I may get tired and just say "fuck it" and ride dirty. If I wait, it's an easier wipe but how long am I going to have to wait?
How should I handle this?
Re: Advice Column
Posted by:
My advice
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Date: January 21, 2019 12:32AM
Phantom Shitter Wrote:
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> So the first biscuit drops, I heard it splash and
> it's out.
>
> I have either a second smaller biscuit or a decent
> sized dingleberry still hanging there. I jiggle
> left/right a few times and I can feel it hit both
> sides...even jiggle front/back a bit. No dice.
>
> If I bail and wipe, I smear this bitch and I'm
> wiping all night. I mean...I may get tired and
> just say "fuck it" and ride dirty. If I wait,
> it's an easier wipe but how long am I going to
> have to wait?
>
> How should I handle this?
You should get a bidet
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> So the first biscuit drops, I heard it splash and
> it's out.
>
> I have either a second smaller biscuit or a decent
> sized dingleberry still hanging there. I jiggle
> left/right a few times and I can feel it hit both
> sides...even jiggle front/back a bit. No dice.
>
> If I bail and wipe, I smear this bitch and I'm
> wiping all night. I mean...I may get tired and
> just say "fuck it" and ride dirty. If I wait,
> it's an easier wipe but how long am I going to
> have to wait?
>
> How should I handle this?
You should get a bidet
Re: Advice Column
Posted by:
Phantom wiper
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Date: January 21, 2019 02:36AM
Phantom Shitter Wrote:
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> So the first biscuit drops, I heard it splash and
> it's out.
>
> I have either a second smaller biscuit or a decent
> sized dingleberry still hanging there. I jiggle
> left/right a few times and I can feel it hit both
> sides...even jiggle front/back a bit. No dice.
>
> If I bail and wipe, I smear this bitch and I'm
> wiping all night. I mean...I may get tired and
> just say "fuck it" and ride dirty. If I wait,
> it's an easier wipe but how long am I going to
> have to wait?
>
> How should I handle this?
Do you have a dog?
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> So the first biscuit drops, I heard it splash and
> it's out.
>
> I have either a second smaller biscuit or a decent
> sized dingleberry still hanging there. I jiggle
> left/right a few times and I can feel it hit both
> sides...even jiggle front/back a bit. No dice.
>
> If I bail and wipe, I smear this bitch and I'm
> wiping all night. I mean...I may get tired and
> just say "fuck it" and ride dirty. If I wait,
> it's an easier wipe but how long am I going to
> have to wait?
>
> How should I handle this?
Do you have a dog?
Re: Advice Column
Posted by:
Shlomo Schekelstein
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Date: January 21, 2019 03:14AM
Fox News Wrote:
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> I am now offering and advice column. What can I
> help you with?
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> I am now offering and advice column. What can I
> help you with?
Attachments:
Re: Advice Column
Posted by:
Avid Reader
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Date: January 21, 2019 06:14AM
Forget about giving me advice. I didn’t know you were a hook-nose.
Re: Advice Column
Posted by:
3jxpj
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Date: January 21, 2019 03:35PM
Dear Alexandria Occasio Cortez,
Condoms are free but alpha males are not. What sense does that make?
Condoms are free but alpha males are not. What sense does that make?