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Sadly, you don't get to pick which life-altering disease you'll pick up from these skanks.

Gerry Conman Wrote:
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> Sadly, you don't get to pick which life-altering
> disease you'll pick up from these skanks.




Fortunately there is a review/comment section for each service provider. In the case that you do get a terminal illness, please let others know.

Loved her, hated her. Actually, I fucked a few. Most aren't worth more than a 15 minute, 80 dollar pop unless it includes Greek.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/13/2014 07:25AM by Ugh the giant caveman.

Apparently fire station 22 in Springfield is a better place to hook up with no strings.

I am seriously wondering- how do these women feel about it?

I mean look at them- I look outside and see these same girls everyday going to the store, the park, the gas station. Let's be real-- half of them are not that cute- maybe 5's and 6's at best (due to being overweight mostly). I do know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and am not trying to knock the girls, I'm just saying I was under the impression that most men would only willingly fuck beautiful model women and since women like these get called dogs on message boards on a regular basis, they won't have a chance at conventional dating with said men.

What this is saying about men and society and how they view women is---the not-as-pretty women can only get a "date" (ie one on one time with a man not her relative) if they slut themselves out- if they are not conventionally pretty they can forget being asked out by a guy for a normal date/relationship.

A man will happily fuck the not-as-pretty women and throw $100 her way for her time (and then forget about her), but the only way a women will get a chance to be married and in a serious relationship is if she is pretty enough.

This explains why all my pretty female friends all have boyfriends/significant others and all my average-looking female friends are single. Men don't care about brains it's all LOOKS (like we didn't already know that)- but i just want to make it clear again to the women reading this.

I DO know there are SOME EXAMPLES of not so hot women married to hunky men and beautiful model chicks married to not so hot men, but that is an exception and not the rule.

For the ladies- you have GOT to keep your looks up. Sure you can be independent, go to school, get your own and all that, taking care of yourself is great! But if you know you want to have a husband in your life- you are going to have to keep up 100% physically- lose weight, keep hair fixed dress nice, keep clean, etc....


I feel for a niece of mine- 24 years old, graduate of MIT, currently working here in the DMV for a major science firm. She is making 100k+ a year, owns 2 houses, 2 doggies- and is single because she is not a "model" type (just a plain jane type). I see her rants on facebook about how all her pretty friends are with their men on a friday and leaving her home.

I know she will be fine in that she will take care of herself I don't have to worry- I DO worry for her dating future if she will ever find a decent man since she doesn't LOOK the part. If she was just walking down the street she wouldn't get noticed she blends in.

oh well- back to looking for your escort I have no power here...

FU armchair psych Wrote:
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> I feel for a niece of mine- 24 years old, graduate
> of MIT, currently working here in the DMV for a
> major science firm. She is making 100k+ a year,
> owns 2 houses, 2 doggies- and is single because
> she is not a "model" type (just a plain jane
> type). I see her rants on facebook about how all
> her pretty friends are with their men on a friday
> and leaving her home.

If she wants useful advice, she should talk to her father or someone his age who has no interest in dating her. Most guys her age are losers, ESPECIALLY compared to her if your description is correct, and she needs to be introduced to the right ones. She won't find any decent man walking down the street.

Don't forget rentboy.com for us horny 'mos!

ive been using TER for many years. good stuff. either pay $30/mo or post reviews and get free membership.
check out the ad board under Wash DC. those broads cost some coin but well worth it. the bp ads are full of hit and misses. ive struck gold a few times on bp.
any provider asking for an "hourly" rate is a rip-off.(like the third pic posted) worthy of a kick to the groin in my opinion. they expect to sit and talk rather than sit n spin. fuck that noise!
also the asians on bp all use stock photos, that girl in the pic wont be in the room when she opens the door!
hell, i see two escorts, one age 44 and other 24 i see free of charge.

bump

Blessed are the murderous.

whore mongerer Wrote:
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> ive been using TER for many years. good stuff.
> either pay $30/mo or post reviews and get free
> membership.
> check out the ad board under Wash DC. those
> broads cost some coin but well worth it. the bp
> ads are full of hit and misses. ive struck gold a
> few times on bp.
> any provider asking for an "hourly" rate is a
> rip-off.(like the third pic posted) worthy of a
> kick to the groin in my opinion. they expect to
> sit and talk rather than sit n spin. fuck that
> noise!
> also the asians on bp all use stock photos, that
> girl in the pic wont be in the room when she opens
> the door!
> hell, i see two escorts, one age 44 and other 24 i
> see free of charge.


The best is when you get a BP girl who is completely new to the game.

I had a young bp girl ask me, If we should use a condom or not, LOL. She was kissing me, BBBJ, etc, clearly new to the scene.

This is not really effective advertising that's going on here.

Women that are very pretty are usually not marriage or relationship material. Chances are that they are spoiled and used to getting their way. You see them a mile away, they tend to like to drink, and they like to call themselves free- spirit, independent or open mind (aka guys get lucky when she gets drunk).

These “jewels” usually had a long list of different men that tagged them, used them and abused them, and have a lot of baggage. I dated my share of them, good for sex, showing off with friends but nothing more, most of the time shallow (inside their heads) and between their legs. Sex can only take you so far. Every single friend that married one of those girls got separated after a few years. Waste of time and money, my suggestion go for a so-so girl with low mileage, some family values, ideally raised somewhere else. You want a model looking girl, just get a high class call girl, tap her and then move on, will save you a lot of money and will get you to the same place and you will get the same type of woman.



FU armchair psych Wrote:
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> I am seriously wondering- how do these women feel
> about it?
>
> I mean look at them- I look outside and see these
> same girls everyday going to the store, the park,
> the gas station. Let's be real-- half of them are
> not that cute- maybe 5's and 6's at best (due to
> being overweight mostly). I do know that beauty is
> in the eye of the beholder, and am not trying to
> knock the girls, I'm just saying I was under the
> impression that most men would only willingly fuck
> beautiful model women and since women like these
> get called dogs on message boards on a regular
> basis, they won't have a chance at conventional
> dating with said men.
>
> What this is saying about men and society and how
> they view women is---the not-as-pretty women can
> only get a "date" (ie one on one time with a man
> not her relative) if they slut themselves out- if
> they are not conventionally pretty they can forget
> being asked out by a guy for a normal
> date/relationship.
>
> A man will happily fuck the not-as-pretty women
> and throw $100 her way for her time (and then
> forget about her), but the only way a women will
> get a chance to be married and in a serious
> relationship is if she is pretty enough.
>
> This explains why all my pretty female friends all
> have boyfriends/significant others and all my
> average-looking female friends are single. Men
> don't care about brains it's all LOOKS (like we
> didn't already know that)- but i just want to make
> it clear again to the women reading this.
>
> I DO know there are SOME EXAMPLES of not so hot
> women married to hunky men and beautiful model
> chicks married to not so hot men, but that is an
> exception and not the rule.
>
> For the ladies- you have GOT to keep your looks
> up. Sure you can be independent, go to school, get
> your own and all that, taking care of yourself is
> great! But if you know you want to have a husband
> in your life- you are going to have to keep up
> 100% physically- lose weight, keep hair fixed
> dress nice, keep clean, etc....
>
>
> I feel for a niece of mine- 24 years old, graduate
> of MIT, currently working here in the DMV for a
> major science firm. She is making 100k+ a year,
> owns 2 houses, 2 doggies- and is single because
> she is not a "model" type (just a plain jane
> type). I see her rants on facebook about how all
> her pretty friends are with their men on a friday
> and leaving her home.
>
> I know she will be fine in that she will take care
> of herself I don't have to worry- I DO worry for
> her dating future if she will ever find a decent
> man since she doesn't LOOK the part. If she was
> just walking down the street she wouldn't get
> noticed she blends in.
>
> oh well- back to looking for your escort I have no
> power here...