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Sewage leak in Vienna?
Posted by: oscar the grouch ()
Date: October 23, 2016 09:54AM

Anyone in Vienna smell a weird sewage odor that began around 7 am today?

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Re: Sewage leak in Vienna?
Posted by: Roses ()
Date: October 23, 2016 09:58AM

A mattress was found in the main sewer, placed there, no doubt by a Bolshevik mattress factory worker, in a vain effort to hurt our special little town.

Rest assured, the mattress...and the worker...are in the process of being taken care of.

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Re: Sewage leak in Vienna?
Posted by: Seriously? ()
Date: October 23, 2016 10:51AM

That was the best you could come up with?

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Re: Sewage leak in Vienna?
Posted by: Stinkytown, USA ()
Date: October 23, 2016 01:37PM

Sewage smell in Vienna? Sounds like an improvement.

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Re: Sewage leak in Vienna?
Posted by: fu2 ()
Date: October 23, 2016 09:33PM

Was Hillary and Kaines bus in town?

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Re: Sewage leak in Vienna?
Posted by: Huma A. ()
Date: October 23, 2016 09:41PM

Could have been Hillary's colostomy bag.

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Re: Sewage leak in Vienna?
Posted by: Cordless Tool ()
Date: October 24, 2016 09:47AM

Seriously? Wrote:
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> That was the best you could come up with?


OK...

A local contractor couldn't find a place to bury the bodies of undocumented workers, thanks to the fanatic infill development in Vienna, so he was forced to stuff the bodies in a sewer...


How's that?

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Re: Sewage leak in Vienna?
Posted by: rotting pumpkins ()
Date: October 24, 2016 11:37AM

Vienna Town Council just learned that pumpkin is a male aphrodisiac. http://abcnews.go.com/Health/MindMoodResourceCenter/sexually-arousing-smells-pumpkin/story?id=12226715

That is why the members went overboard carving pumpkins for the Halloween Parade on Wednesday.

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Re: Sewage leak in Vienna?
Posted by: ucFJk ()
Date: October 24, 2016 07:58PM

Cordless Tool Wrote:
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> OK...
>
> A local contractor couldn't find a place to bury
> the bodies of undocumented workers, thanks to the
> fanatic infill development in Vienna, so he was
> forced to stuff the bodies in a sewer...
>
> How's that?

Pretty much the top contender to this point. These other bozos are struggling to make their way back up to worthless.

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Re: Sewage leak in Vienna?
Posted by: Dump ()
Date: October 24, 2016 08:09PM

fu2 Wrote:
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> Was Hillary and Kaines bus in town?


Correct answer. There's precedence for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6ve6fw4P98

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Re: Sewage leak in Vienna?
Posted by: m3Gyj ()
Date: October 24, 2016 08:10PM

rotting pumpkins Wrote:
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> That is why the members went overboard carving
> pumpkins for the Halloween Parade on Wednesday.

Thousands will be there! What a great chance to see and cheer Gerry Connolly as he rides by! Parade starts at 7:00 sharp. Come on over and 'Jive Back to the 40's." No rain. Temps around 50 degrees, so button up.

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Re: Sewage leak in Vienna?
Posted by: Perhaps The Phantom..LOL ()
Date: October 24, 2016 11:20PM

Had Visited Vienna Inn and gotten a few Chili Dogs..Joined by Hot Dogger Kilton.. as there No Gun Show this weekend..Then they both left.. Deposits?? Or Was Vienna Guy on a Soap Box.. Schilling for Hillary.. telling people how Great Obamacare is?? That would really be some stench.. Loose Shoes Warm Place to Shit ..Vienna Guy..

DAJAX

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Re: Sewage leak in Vienna?
Posted by: Ralph T ()
Date: October 25, 2016 08:03AM

m3Gyj Wrote:
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> rotting pumpkins Wrote:
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> -----
> > That is why the members went overboard carving
> > pumpkins for the Halloween Parade on Wednesday.
>
> Thousands will be there! What a great chance to
> see and cheer Gerry Connolly as he rides by!
> Parade starts at 7:00 sharp. Come on over and
> 'Jive Back to the 40's." No rain. Temps around
> 50 degrees, so button up.

Gerry Connolly will be riding by? Great - I've been looking for something to do with the rotting tomatoes!

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