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A mattress was found in the main sewer, placed there, no doubt by a Bolshevik mattress factory worker, in a vain effort to hurt our special little town.
Rest assured, the mattress...and the worker...are in the process of being taken care of.
Seriously? Wrote:
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> That was the best you could come up with?
OK...
A local contractor couldn't find a place to bury the bodies of undocumented workers, thanks to the fanatic infill development in Vienna, so he was forced to stuff the bodies in a sewer...
> OK...
>
> A local contractor couldn't find a place to bury
> the bodies of undocumented workers, thanks to the
> fanatic infill development in Vienna, so he was
> forced to stuff the bodies in a sewer...
>
> How's that?
Pretty much the top contender to this point. These other bozos are struggling to make their way back up to worthless.
rotting pumpkins Wrote:
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> That is why the members went overboard carving
> pumpkins for the Halloween Parade on Wednesday.
Thousands will be there! What a great chance to see and cheer Gerry Connolly as he rides by! Parade starts at 7:00 sharp. Come on over and 'Jive Back to the 40's." No rain. Temps around 50 degrees, so button up.
Had Visited Vienna Inn and gotten a few Chili Dogs..Joined by Hot Dogger Kilton.. as there No Gun Show this weekend..Then they both left.. Deposits?? Or Was Vienna Guy on a Soap Box.. Schilling for Hillary.. telling people how Great Obamacare is?? That would really be some stench.. Loose Shoes Warm Place to Shit ..Vienna Guy..
m3Gyj Wrote:
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> rotting pumpkins Wrote:
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> > That is why the members went overboard carving
> > pumpkins for the Halloween Parade on Wednesday.
>
> Thousands will be there! What a great chance to
> see and cheer Gerry Connolly as he rides by!
> Parade starts at 7:00 sharp. Come on over and
> 'Jive Back to the 40's." No rain. Temps around
> 50 degrees, so button up.
Gerry Connolly will be riding by? Great - I've been looking for something to do with the rotting tomatoes!