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Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
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Cut off
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Date: March 01, 2014 03:07PM
I was minding my own business driving down the road. Cars in the right lane were stopped, but my lane was empty, so I thought. Then this douchebag pulls out in front of me, I jammed the brakes, hit the horn, almost drove up on the median. They couldn't have cared less. So I shall ask ye people of FFXU to please give this douche nugget the middle finger salute for me if you see them in the Reston area. HIS VXN is an asshat. Thank you all.
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one more thing
Posted by:
Cut off
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Date: March 01, 2014 03:09PM
They also tried to push pass the bus who was changing lanes, they finally relented when they realized the bus wasn't going to tolerate their shit.
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
class act
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Date: March 01, 2014 03:15PM
of course someone driving an Audi S4 in NoVA is a turd, with dipshit vanity plates.
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
waasdfa
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Date: March 01, 2014 03:20PM
Was it the vixen who flicked you off?
But seriously though... anyone with that vanity plate is probably a narcissistic d-bag.
But seriously though... anyone with that vanity plate is probably a narcissistic d-bag.
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
Cut off
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Date: March 01, 2014 03:21PM
not even close, it was some fat hag on her cellphone. Cunt bucket if I ever saw one
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: March 01, 2014 03:44PM
It was a woman driver? Women can't be douchebags, just fucking bitches.
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
nice caar
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Date: March 01, 2014 03:56PM
Nice car though. At least the driver had a vehicle that could out drive you and the bus. Be honest, they were trying to get in and you wouldnt let them so they were forced to cut you off. Relax and yeild to other cars dummy
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
Told Ya
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Date: March 01, 2014 04:11PM
I told you all about Audi drivers last week.
Go figure.
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Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: March 01, 2014 04:14PM
I think it's the ones that choose the S line. Just like the people that get the BMW M models are extreme douchebags. Surprisingly, AMG owners aren't that douchey.
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
I know a couple AMG owners
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Date: March 01, 2014 04:21PM
C63 and E63, both are douches. It's not the car line, rather the type of people who spend 60k+ on cars.
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
who needs them?
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Date: March 01, 2014 04:25PM
Mercedes, Audi's and BMW's are NOT equipped with turn signals. Marketing determined that their owners consider clicking a wand to be a lowly peasant task.
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
S4
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Date: March 01, 2014 05:17PM
They should be equipped with douche signals. The S4 could be the Summers Eve 4 Douchemobile.
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
You're Not All That
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Date: March 01, 2014 06:15PM
Cut off Wrote:
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> not even close, it was some fat hag on her
> cellphone. Cunt bucket if I ever saw one
She may be a jerk, but you sound like an asshole. Probably a 20 something self-important turd who 'hints' at 'slow' drivers to get the hell out of your way by tailgating and flashing your high beams.
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> not even close, it was some fat hag on her
> cellphone. Cunt bucket if I ever saw one
She may be a jerk, but you sound like an asshole. Probably a 20 something self-important turd who 'hints' at 'slow' drivers to get the hell out of your way by tailgating and flashing your high beams.
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
City Yuppie
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Date: March 01, 2014 09:02PM
Hey there you lowly peasants. I have an A8. You are right about the kinds of people who spend 60k+ on POS eurotrash. We are indeed Dbags, but we are BETTER than you. We remind you constantly by tailgating your peasant-mobiles and cutting you off, driving aggressively on the public roads and your neighborhood.
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
kYcUt
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Date: March 01, 2014 09:36PM
thre's nothign wrong with
a nice lincoln continental, a nice audi A8, a nice ford F-950
what's wrong is how some people aquire them. ie, gov cush jobs. a teacher shouldn't be driving a Lexus. that's bullshit. and will wreck the economy
a nice lincoln continental, a nice audi A8, a nice ford F-950
what's wrong is how some people aquire them. ie, gov cush jobs. a teacher shouldn't be driving a Lexus. that's bullshit. and will wreck the economy
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
Pussy UR
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Date: March 01, 2014 09:42PM
Cut off Wrote:
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> I was minding my own business driving down the
> road. Cars in the right lane were stopped, but my
> lane was empty, so I thought. Then this douchebag
> pulls out in front of me, I jammed the brakes, hit
> the horn, almost drove up on the median. They
> couldn't have cared less. So I shall ask ye
> people of FFXU to please give this douche nugget
> the middle finger salute for me if you see them in
> the Reston area. HIS VXN is an asshat. Thank you
> all.
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> I was minding my own business driving down the
> road. Cars in the right lane were stopped, but my
> lane was empty, so I thought. Then this douchebag
> pulls out in front of me, I jammed the brakes, hit
> the horn, almost drove up on the median. They
> couldn't have cared less. So I shall ask ye
> people of FFXU to please give this douche nugget
> the middle finger salute for me if you see them in
> the Reston area. HIS VXN is an asshat. Thank you
> all.
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Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
I got yer back
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Date: March 01, 2014 10:35PM
Drivers around here a douches, that term is a correct one to use. All you giving shit to the OP know that you're the same fools who don't care about anyone else but you. And you're the same tools who cut people off all the time because you're too busy being self centered and self involved.
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: March 01, 2014 10:42PM
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
Csb
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Date: March 01, 2014 11:25PM
Almost all drivers of Audi's, Bmw's and Mercedes are either yuppie scumbags from New York, New Jersey or Boston, where everyone drives like an idiot, or they are third-world maggots!
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
centrevillian
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Date: March 02, 2014 12:08AM
None of these turds know how to use a turn signal. I'm pretty sure the cars just don't come with them, or they've already broken. Buncha clowns.
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
Suck it nutsack
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Date: March 02, 2014 05:20PM
I drive a Aston Martin and I do own the road. I pay more taxes than you and I deserve more than you. Probably some self entitled Prius driver complaining.
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
She is the singular pronoun
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Date: March 02, 2014 05:43PM
Cut off Wrote:
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> I was minding my own business driving down the
> road. Cars in the right lane were stopped, but my
> lane was empty, so I thought. Then this douchebag
> pulls out in front of me, I jammed the brakes, hit
> the horn, almost drove up on the median. They
> couldn't have cared less. So I shall ask ye
> people of FFXU to please give this douche nugget
> the middle finger salute for me if you see them in
> the Reston area. HIS VXN is an asshat. Thank you
> all.
I really don't understand. Were there multiple people driving the car at one time? And they cut you off?
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> I was minding my own business driving down the
> road. Cars in the right lane were stopped, but my
> lane was empty, so I thought. Then this douchebag
> pulls out in front of me, I jammed the brakes, hit
> the horn, almost drove up on the median. They
> couldn't have cared less. So I shall ask ye
> people of FFXU to please give this douche nugget
> the middle finger salute for me if you see them in
> the Reston area. HIS VXN is an asshat. Thank you
> all.
I really don't understand. Were there multiple people driving the car at one time? And they cut you off?
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
Suck It Nut Sack
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Date: March 02, 2014 06:16PM
Here I corrected it for you:
I lease a Aston Martin, I pretend to be important, because my penis is small and my job sucks. I come onto internet forums and pretend to be of great wealth. I am offended that others have more than me, yet I still hang out with those who have better jobs, wives, and sex lives. I hate Prius
I lease a Aston Martin, I pretend to be important, because my penis is small and my job sucks. I come onto internet forums and pretend to be of great wealth. I am offended that others have more than me, yet I still hang out with those who have better jobs, wives, and sex lives. I hate Prius
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
Allow me to Retort
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Date: March 03, 2014 09:51AM
You have your dreams don't you, I own my car. You probably lease a Jette, aka the Hitler Youth car. I do have a better life and more money than you will ever have and yes I like to rub it in on petty little forums like this. And to the OP you suck as well, just wanted to say that again.
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
stupid op
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Date: March 03, 2014 10:31AM
stupid op is probably some spandex queen who cant figure out how to navigate the roads on something with 4 wheels.....stupid spandex queens
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
Jen Money
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Date: March 03, 2014 10:35AM
Allow me to Retort Wrote:
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> You have your dreams don't you, I own my car. You
> probably lease a Jette, aka the Hitler Youth car.
> I do have a better life and more money than you
> will ever have and yes I like to rub it in on
> petty little forums like this. And to the OP you
> suck as well, just wanted to say that again.
You sound like a little kid bragging about the new toys you just got
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> You have your dreams don't you, I own my car. You
> probably lease a Jette, aka the Hitler Youth car.
> I do have a better life and more money than you
> will ever have and yes I like to rub it in on
> petty little forums like this. And to the OP you
> suck as well, just wanted to say that again.
You sound like a little kid bragging about the new toys you just got
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
Jen Mondey
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Date: March 03, 2014 10:50AM
I have my little toys too, they are a butt plug.
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
don4046McLean
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Date: March 03, 2014 11:06AM
Suck it nutsack Wrote:
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> I drive a Aston Martin and I do own the road. I
> pay more taxes than you and I deserve more than
> you. Probably some self entitled Prius driver
> complaining.
Doubtful. Please do us all a favor and stop eating the paint chips.
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> I drive a Aston Martin and I do own the road. I
> pay more taxes than you and I deserve more than
> you. Probably some self entitled Prius driver
> complaining.
Doubtful. Please do us all a favor and stop eating the paint chips.
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
op prius?
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Date: March 03, 2014 04:28PM
I bet OP is a stupid prius driver going 10mph under the limit..this poor lady was just trying to get to her very important affair and OP prios idiot was slowing her down...
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
Anthony Nguyen
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Date: March 03, 2014 04:37PM
Do u guys even know why Fairfax Underground was created? It was created because they wanted u to ask questions so others can give an answer or opinion. Not to be a place to place your opinions like facebook or twitter.
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
buuut....
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Date: March 03, 2014 04:45PM
Anthony Nguyen Wrote:
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> Do u guys even know why Fairfax Underground was
> created? It was created because they wanted u to
> ask questions so others can give an answer or
> opinion. Not to be a place to place your opinions
> like facebook or twitter.
But, the real question is can YOU make a good spring roll?
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> Do u guys even know why Fairfax Underground was
> created? It was created because they wanted u to
> ask questions so others can give an answer or
> opinion. Not to be a place to place your opinions
> like facebook or twitter.
But, the real question is can YOU make a good spring roll?
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
Sonny Drysdale
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Date: March 03, 2014 04:47PM
Anthony Nguyen Wrote:
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> Do u guys even know why Fairfax Underground was
> created? It was created because they wanted u to
> ask questions so others can give an answer or
> opinion. Not to be a place to place your opinions
> like facebook or twitter.
When I was in Nam, I fucked your mother for Hersey bars.
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> Do u guys even know why Fairfax Underground was
> created? It was created because they wanted u to
> ask questions so others can give an answer or
> opinion. Not to be a place to place your opinions
> like facebook or twitter.
When I was in Nam, I fucked your mother for Hersey bars.
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
hercar
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Date: March 03, 2014 04:47PM
That's Melinda Artinger's car.
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
Anthony Nguyen
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Date: March 03, 2014 04:47PM
yes i can but can u?
Anthony Nguyen Wrote:
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> Do u guys even know why Fairfax Underground was
> created? It was created because they wanted u to
> ask questions so others can give an answer or
> opinion. Not to be a place to place your opinions
> like facebook or twitter.
But, the real question is can YOU make a good spring roll?
Anthony Nguyen Wrote:
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> Do u guys even know why Fairfax Underground was
> created? It was created because they wanted u to
> ask questions so others can give an answer or
> opinion. Not to be a place to place your opinions
> like facebook or twitter.
But, the real question is can YOU make a good spring roll?
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
LetsRock
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Date: March 03, 2014 05:13PM
Csb Wrote:
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> Almost all drivers of Audi's, Bmw's and Mercedes
> are either yuppie scumbags from New York, New
> Jersey or Boston, where everyone drives like an
> idiot, or they are third-world maggots!
Don't hate us because we can afford a nice car.
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> Almost all drivers of Audi's, Bmw's and Mercedes
> are either yuppie scumbags from New York, New
> Jersey or Boston, where everyone drives like an
> idiot, or they are third-world maggots!
Don't hate us because we can afford a nice car.
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
Pics or it didn't happen
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Date: March 03, 2014 05:46PM
Anthony Nguyen Wrote:
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> yes i can but can u?
>
>
> Anthony Nguyen Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Do u guys even know why Fairfax Underground was
> > created? It was created because they wanted u
> to
> > ask questions so others can give an answer or
> > opinion. Not to be a place to place your
> opinions
> > like facebook or twitter.
>
>
> But, the real question is can YOU make a good
> spring roll?
Pics or it didn't happen...I'm skeptical you can, probably make just a lame non flaky no light and fluffy greasy roll.
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> yes i can but can u?
>
>
> Anthony Nguyen Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Do u guys even know why Fairfax Underground was
> > created? It was created because they wanted u
> to
> > ask questions so others can give an answer or
> > opinion. Not to be a place to place your
> opinions
> > like facebook or twitter.
>
>
> But, the real question is can YOU make a good
> spring roll?
Pics or it didn't happen...I'm skeptical you can, probably make just a lame non flaky no light and fluffy greasy roll.
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
Yankee1
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Date: March 03, 2014 07:52PM
tsb....you are truly a VA REDNECK! Dude, the civil war is OVER, we won, get over it and MOVE ON! Asshole!
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
Ur Damn Right
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Date: March 03, 2014 07:58PM
I think he meant Csb. And I agree. Just another redneck...lost in Northern VA... LMFAO.
Probably dropped out of high school....but will threaten to kick your ass....b/c that's ALL he can do. Not make a living not be productive in society...but make threats. A real loser!
Probably dropped out of high school....but will threaten to kick your ass....b/c that's ALL he can do. Not make a living not be productive in society...but make threats. A real loser!
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
Sausage
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Date: March 04, 2014 02:49PM
I proudly drive one of the last remaining Yugo's. People cut me off all the time and I don't care, if they even clipped me it would fall apart. Whatev's
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
thisisajokeright
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Date: March 04, 2014 03:26PM
She had an important meeting to get to, chill.
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Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
Csb
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Date: March 04, 2014 08:49PM
Hey Yankee 1 , if you won the civil war, then why don't you all stay up north and celebrate your victory, not move down here, driving like a-holes, voting libtard, and giving amnesty to locusts! Why do you want to turn Virginia into a cesspool of scum like New Jersey?
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
Yankee1
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Date: March 04, 2014 10:59PM
Cause we like to fuck your women, take your $$$, and drive any way we friggin' wanna drive! I bet you got a Confederate flag on the back of your truck, don't you asshole? Did you even finish High School, or just Middle School?
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
Csb
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Date: March 05, 2014 02:13PM
So you like to F our women, eh? Now I know you are of the negroid race! Let me guess, you drive an Altima with Obama stickers?
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
Rebel Pride!
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Date: March 05, 2014 06:00PM
Yankee1 Wrote:
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> Cause we like to fuck your women, take your $$$,
> and drive any way we friggin' wanna drive! I bet
> you got a Confederate flag on the back of your
> truck, don't you asshole? Did you even finish High
> School, or just Middle School?
Nope, but we tattooed a huge battle flag on yer mamas twat at the last gang bang!
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> Cause we like to fuck your women, take your $$$,
> and drive any way we friggin' wanna drive! I bet
> you got a Confederate flag on the back of your
> truck, don't you asshole? Did you even finish High
> School, or just Middle School?
Nope, but we tattooed a huge battle flag on yer mamas twat at the last gang bang!
Re: Cut off by this douchebag, give them the finger for me.
Posted by:
Yankee1
()
Date: March 05, 2014 09:57PM
Rebel Pride.......u got me asshole, that was a REAL SMART comment. I bet your shoe size is bigger than your IQ (if you even know what that is). You driving one of those 15 year old beat up trucks with confederate flags on it too? You still making moonshine redneck? You from SW VA or down around Richmond??