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Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: packin ()
Date: January 19, 2016 04:03PM

If you had a guy friend (normal/average looking) and you knew he was single and you were single and you knew he was packing a pretty large hog, would you want to have at least one ride for the fun of it?

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Re: Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: awekcbg ()
Date: January 19, 2016 04:31PM

come on you strong independent women speak up, us guys want to know

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Re: Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: HR Manager ()
Date: January 19, 2016 05:56PM

It depends on what his position is in life. UL Management is a must, and any debt is a deal killer.

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Re: Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: $1 ()
Date: January 19, 2016 06:03PM

My deal breakers are owing back child support or not having a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of (i.e. no place of his own- rent or bought i dont care as long as its HIS and not his relative's/ex's) or no car (same thing dont care what as long as it runs and the heat/ac/radio work).

Other than that, let the sportfucking begin!

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Re: Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: 93ndN ()
Date: January 19, 2016 06:58PM

if responsible.
if they don't need to call mommy for $$
if they own books that look like they've actually been read
Yes

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Re: Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: packin ()
Date: January 19, 2016 07:01PM

We're not talking about you women dating the guy. Remember, he's just a friend. You know, get some of his big boner and leave it at that. HR Manager response says that you require the big boner to to be well off in order for him to just be an average-looking friend. That's like guys saying they require you to be hot in order for you to be their friend.

So, comprehension 101: Your normal average looking but packing below the belt guy friend is single. So are you. He's not a criminal. He has a job and a car that functions. No fun or jump on it?

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Re: Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: dfadfdaf ()
Date: January 19, 2016 07:04PM

It depends if I want to stay friends with him, it's not worth possibly ruining a good friendship just to ride his hog.

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Re: Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: packin ()
Date: January 19, 2016 07:05PM

dfadfdaf Wrote:
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> It depends if I want to stay friends with him,
> it's not worth possibly ruining a good friendship
> just to ride his hog.

logical answer, my head just blew up

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Re: Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: fest of meat ()
Date: January 19, 2016 09:28PM

Out of 250 people viewing, we have had 4 women respond. Is FfxU really that big a sausage fest?

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Re: Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: Spam prevention ()
Date: January 19, 2016 09:35PM

fest of meat Wrote:
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> Out of 250 people viewing, we have had 4 women
> respond. Is FfxU really that big a sausage fest?


How many of those "women" who responded do you think are really women? My guess is zero or *maybe* one. Definitely not all 4.

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Re: Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: Gerry's Mom ()
Date: January 19, 2016 09:39PM

I'm ready to ride some Hog.

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Re: Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: Friend Zoned 4 Life ()
Date: January 19, 2016 11:19PM

No. There's no escape from the friend zone. If there was even a spark of interest in the beginning, he wouldn't be just a friend.

Girls can be friends with guys without sex entering their minds. Dudes will bone their lady friends if given the chance. You need to understand that concept.

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Re: Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: $1 ()
Date: January 20, 2016 04:39AM

dfadfdaf Wrote:
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> It depends if I want to stay friends with him,
> it's not worth possibly ruining a good friendship
> just to ride his hog.


I agree with you. I will admit I have lost a male "Friend" or 2- after we fucked a few times he disappeared on me once he got a whiff of someone new. I can't be mad- it was agreed upon we were not dating or anything- but I will admit- it hurt- a little. I call them back later just asking if they want to go catch the game at the bar or whatever- and they act silly so I gave up on trying to be friends with them.

On the other hand- why buy the whole pig just for a little sausage? ;)

My earlier post stands if i wanted to DATE the guy- but if it's just for fun- who knows I just might....

But be aware on the same coin- some women can't fuck without getting feelings caught up- even if she didn't WANT to date the guy it's a hormone thing...I will fully admit that (at least about myself). So that's why some women avoid fucking unless they are in a relationship. One night stand is cool, but if it happens more than once....

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Re: Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: $1 ()
Date: January 20, 2016 04:44AM

Wanted to add to the above as well...

There have been men I fucked, we agreed no relationship..I said goodbye and let them go properly.....

.....and a few months later they are blowing up my phone asking to see me again talking about "i thought we had something going on can we hook back up again"....


....LOL. Men catch feelings too, just saying!!! I ironically had one call me yesterday asking if he could see me again. Probably a dry spell on his part! I am good, so no need for me to go back to that! I would have considered a relationship with him but he lives with his mom still and works as a low-paid security guard ($12 per hour, I saw his paystub!) AND is being garnished for child support, so NOPE, NEXT.

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Re: Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: Moot Point ()
Date: January 20, 2016 05:42AM

Only gay men have big dicks.

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Re: Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: 3huHh ()
Date: January 20, 2016 12:58PM

packin Wrote:
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> If you had a guy friend (normal/average looking)
> and you knew he was single and you were single and
> you knew he was packing a pretty large hog, would
> you want to have at least one ride for the fun of
> it?

asking that kinda question you sound like a women

so ... answer your own question your a woman!

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Re: Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: fucking your friends ()
Date: January 20, 2016 01:06PM

The problem with fucking your friend is, when your friend isn't single and has a SO things can sometimes get awkward. Someone gets jealous, your friend will almost always end up hating your SO and so on.

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Re: Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: Sausages ()
Date: January 20, 2016 01:42PM

Spam prevention Wrote:
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> fest of meat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Out of 250 people viewing, we have had 4 women
> > respond. Is FfxU really that big a sausage
> fest?
>
>
> How many of those "women" who responded do you
> think are really women? My guess is zero or
> *maybe* one. Definitely not all 4.
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Re: Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: packin ()
Date: January 20, 2016 03:26PM

3huHh Wrote:
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> packin Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you had a guy friend (normal/average
> looking)
> > and you knew he was single and you were single
> and
> > you knew he was packing a pretty large hog,
> would
> > you want to have at least one ride for the fun
> of
> > it?
>
> asking that kinda question you sound like a women
>
> so ... answer your own question your a woman!


I'm a dude, and I don't sound like a woman. Stop being a retard. I have a female friend who is showing signs of wanting to jump my hog. Just curious if it's her wanting hog or if she's wanting more. That's why I wanted feedback from the women here (if there are actually any women here). We've already got the friendship part down pretty well. I think once she gets some of the 9" steel, she'll change her tune and want a relationship. I'm not sure if I want that from her. She's a solid 8.5-9 in looks and is pretty cool most of the time but the drama she brings is unbearable.

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Re: Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: pickin ()
Date: January 20, 2016 03:31PM

It would depend on his FICO score.

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Re: Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: Needle Dick ()
Date: January 20, 2016 03:34PM

If you tell a girl you have a big dick, she visualizes a porn star package. You lose all credibility when you drop trau and and fall short of expectations. You'll be lucky to keep the friendship, she'll just call on you when she needs a needle to inflate her soccer ball.

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Re: Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: packin ()
Date: January 20, 2016 03:46PM

Needle Dick Wrote:
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> If you tell a girl you have a big dick, she
> visualizes a porn star package. You lose all
> credibility when you drop trau and and fall short
> of expectations. You'll be lucky to keep the
> friendship, she'll just call on you when she needs
> a needle to inflate her soccer ball.

Thanks for your invaluable advice to Asian guys. Luckily, I'm German and hung like a sequoia.

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Re: Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: snow day coming ()
Date: January 20, 2016 07:33PM

540-454-03678

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Re: Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: JustChecking ()
Date: January 20, 2016 07:47PM

How big are we talking? Compare yourself to the guy in the RATE MY DICK post.

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Re: Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: packin ()
Date: January 20, 2016 08:18PM

JustChecking Wrote:
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> How big are we talking? Compare yourself to the
> guy in the RATE MY DICK post.

8 1/2" long and 7 1/4" in circumference

I'm not familiar with the rate my dick post

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Re: Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: sane ()
Date: January 20, 2016 09:44PM

Get married...then you can do it legitimately.

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Re: Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: n93N ()
Date: January 21, 2016 07:55AM

"I have a female friend who is showing signs of wanting to jump my hog. Just curious if it's her wanting hog or if she's wanting more."

Of course we'd want more. Why wouldn't we? If you think for a hot second that you'd be able to go back to talking about the hottie you met the other day & asking her relationship advice, then man, you're in for a world of hurt!

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Re: Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: Truff Hurts ()
Date: January 21, 2016 08:30AM

If you have to come to FFxU and ask this you're a fucking mook anyway so who gives a fuck? Even if you do have a big dick you probably don't know wtf you're doing with it anyway.

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Re: Question for the women in Fairfax/NoVA
Posted by: Mediocre ()
Date: January 21, 2016 08:40AM

Show me a Large Penis and I will show you a Larger Dick Attached to it. I am slightly larger than average..6-3/4" length 7" Circumference I have never had a problem with Fucking a Friend, A one night Stand or any woman for that Matter. here is the Secret, Give her Pleasure like she has never had before, meaning don't be a Selfish Dick...thinking its simply your Penis size that Make women enjoy your sex. Pleasure her with the words you say, the touch of your hands, tongue, fuck her Mind and body first with everything but your HUGE HOG and you will never have a problem getting laid. Uplift the woman and be amazed!

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