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OP – Says the most extreme amount possible, even though the weather article that was linked says a 10% chance.
2nd Post – Something about bread and milk
3rd Post – Finding a nice spot to ditch the car
4th Post – It's to warm to snow
5th Post – Actually posts some useful information.
6th Post - We are going to have the next week off from school!!!!
7th Post – Something about politics.
8th Post - Grammar Nazi correcting your 4th post
9th Post - Pat Collins and his measuring stick
10th Post - 4th poster doubts grammar nazi
11th Post - Grammar nazi calls 4th poster a FCPS retard
12th Post - posts about FCPS failing due to illegals
14th post - someone calls Gerry a Libtard
15th post - Gerry calls them a Republikan fag
16th post - deficit chart or unemployment chart gets posted
17th post - fcps announced schools are closed tomorrow
18th post - ^ liar
19th post - someone talks about how bad salt is for the environment
20th post - Melinda Ardingers troll makes a post about potentially getting stuck in the snow
SuperNiggr Wrote:
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> 21st post - post by fake underage girl
> 22nd post - something about Meade
> 23rd post - spam
> 24th post - hot newscasters
Hey I work in local education and I have a night job at a quiznos, I just wanna say that the little shits that this generation have brought up don't know what it's like to work for anything. I was working a few nights ago and the evening rush came in and these punk kids come in presumably from a public school and they started messing with the chip display. I saw one of the little hoods cramming Cooler Ranch® Doritos down his sweatshirt and I said, "you're going to pay for those chips too go along with that sandwich, this is a peaceful quiznos, always has been"
The fully grown gang members responded "you want a cut too, esse? We ain't order shit"
"Oh I know, I responded, this knuckle sandwich...is on the house!" The first African American came at me and swung. I caught his hand midswing and quickly judo threw him into the drink cabinet, he was knocked out colder than the mountain dew he ruined. The second one hit me from behind with a bat. I could taste blood and I knew he had concussed me somewhat but I had a job to do and all I could think about was saving our Dorito budget. You see we've had a string of thieves take Doritos and I'm on the line legally for those Doritos, in any case I was bleeding from my head and the guy swung the bat again.
At this point pure adrenaline took over and I used my elbow to shatter the bat at it's weakest point. This enfuriated the thug, and he took a bowling ball out and hurled it at me. I punched through the bowling ball like it was made of dust and hit the customer so hard it knocked him through the wall. I get up and I'm hysterically screaming about doritoes and my budget and I said don't make me do this man, I just wanna go home to my beautiful wife and my children who are actually just bags of doritoes.
He started to open a bag and I said don't do it man, it'll be the last thing you ever do and it won't be worth it. He said to me "fuck your Doritos" and I snapped. I said "you want these doritoes? Well cool fuckin ranch, kid" and drop kicked him through the other side of the beauty salon and he lay there immobile
A lot of people have told me that I was a hero for the events that took place that night but I shrug the praise off. I have all the time in the world to be a hero but first and foremost, I protect doritoes that can't protect themselves
27th post - Stabitha posts those 4 hot girls again
28th post - some anon user tries to insult him again
29th post - Rockhound calls him a fuckstick
30th post - spam bot
31st post - debbie downer democrat/H Obama calls rockhound cockhound
32nd post - katie.smith is calling the internet police on stabitha for posting the pic again
38th post - blame Obama
39th post - blame Republicans
40th post - gerrymander writes something I can't follow
41th post - svennestle randly bangs on his keyboard
In preparation for the storm I have converted all my money to gold. This is the standard response.
Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> 27th post - Stabitha posts those 4 hot girls
> again
> 28th post - some anon user tries to insult him
> again
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43rd post - can't believe they cancelled school over 18" of snow, when I was a kid we walked 5 miles to school in the middle of a 3 day blizzard through 8 feet of snow
44th post - fcps announced schools are closed tomorrow
45th post - pay attention idiot - repeat from post 27 @@#!$!!
46th post - why are there 24 plow trucks lined up on 495? It's not gonna snow and they are just getting in the way backing up traffic
47th post - why wasn't VDOT/FCDOT ready for this snowstorm? It's not quite over yet but why haven't they plowed my dead end street with two houses on it yet?
48th post - somebody complains about drunk drivers at bars
49th post - melinda arbinger agrees
50th post - somebody sees a helicopter
51st post - random new girl poster appears
52nd post - ace asks her about her hair/flowers
53rd post - next guy asks about backpage hookers
54th post - Stabitha gives him a reference and review
55th post - someone complains about teachers salary
56th post - next guy disagrees, wants them to work summers
57th post - Ralph P posts school girl titty gifs
58th post - Wingnut reappears, posts a hot or not thread about an ugly old broad
Stabitha Wrote:
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> Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> > 27th post - Stabitha posts those 4 hot girls
> > again
> > 28th post - some anon user tries to insult him
> > again
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> Thanks for the reminder
Excellent post. I think u need a dedicated thread for your finds.
Stabitha Wrote:
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> Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> > 27th post - Stabitha posts those 4 hot girls
> > again
> > 28th post - some anon user tries to insult him
> > again
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> Thanks for the reminder
Re: New way kids are getting high
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: March 25, 2013 08:06PM
Where in FX can I find some 16-18 yr school girls that are getting fucked up constantly and need money and will do damn near anything to get some $?