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Man in PJ pants seen inappropriately touching himself
Posted by: Nova Newsdesk NOW ()
Date: February 11, 2014 12:16AM

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Man in pajama pants seen in Ballston

By ARLnow.com
Monday - 2/10/2014, 1:00pm  ET

A young man wearing pajama pants was reportedly seen $$ in Ballston Friday morning.

The incident was reported at 7:25 a.m. on Friday. According to Arlington County police, an 18-year-old woman said she saw a man pleasuring himself next to a fence on the 1100 block of N. Stafford Street, which is about two blocks away from the Ballston Metro station and one block away from Washington-Lee High School.

“The suspect is described as a white male, 20-30 years of age, and approximately 6’0”,” according to the ACPD crime report. “At the time of the incident he was wearing a blue skull cap, a dark blue jacket, and red plaid pajama pants.”

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Re: Man in PJ pants seen inappropriately touching himself
Posted by: Pajama Boy ()
Date: February 11, 2014 12:53AM

Can't a guy scratch his fucking balls without people turning into a federal case?

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Re: Man in PJ pants seen inappropriately touching himself
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: February 11, 2014 05:18AM

Red plaid pajamas, wearing them makes me horny, especially the LL Bean ones. Can't blame the guy here.

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Re: Man in PJ pants seen inappropriately touching himself
Posted by: Double Standards ()
Date: February 11, 2014 11:30AM

Pajama Boy Wrote:
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> Can't a guy scratch his fucking balls without
> people turning into a federal case?

But women bouncing up and down on a horse saddle is just fine. What do you think that attraction is about? Church women who get off on the low notes from the organ (not THAT organ, the music making one). Then there's chocolate...

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Re: Man in PJ pants seen inappropriately touching himself
Posted by: JustanFYI ()
Date: February 11, 2014 12:43PM

Sounds like this 18yr chick is prude.

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Re: Man in PJ pants seen inappropriately touching himself
Posted by: prevert the pervert ()
Date: February 11, 2014 12:46PM

I'm sorry.

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Re: Man in PJ pants seen inappropriately touching himself
Posted by: safe to fap ()
Date: February 11, 2014 12:47PM

We can fap if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Cuz your friends don't fap and if they don't fap
They're no friends of mine

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Re: Man in PJ pants seen inappropriately touching himself
Posted by: HHKWHHKWnn ()
Date: February 11, 2014 09:42PM

and she's still looking for him

i guess she feels cheated on

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Re: Man in PJ pants seen inappropriately touching himself
Posted by: aging debbie does dallas fan ()
Date: February 12, 2014 09:06PM

a CLEAR offense against the war on women

i'm sure they want to cut off his dick and make him suffer (steal his car in the end really, for a beach trip of course)

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Re: Man in PJ pants seen inappropriately touching himself
Posted by: Hippocrates ()
Date: February 12, 2014 09:17PM

Pajama Boy Wrote:
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> Can't a guy scratch his fucking balls without
> people turning into a federal case?


Yeah, I bet if he was Hispanic, you'd be yelling "Fucking Hispanics rape again!"

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Re: Man in PJ pants seen inappropriately touching himself
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: February 13, 2014 07:57PM

Billy, what's your take on this? You or one of the other rejects from the Lamb Center? Oh wait, that's right you are the ONLY one

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Re: Man in PJ pants seen inappropriately touching himself
Posted by: Questioner ()
Date: February 13, 2014 08:00PM

Does anyone know where Meade was during this time?

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Re: Man in PJ pants seen inappropriately touching himself
Posted by: peeping Tomism ()
Date: February 13, 2014 10:26PM

Questioner Wrote:
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> Does anyone know where Meade was during this time?


Probably taking photos of the guy's crotch.
That Perve needs all the wank material he can get his hands on.

His daddy has cut off his credit card and he can no longer afford to subscribe to his favorite German Gay Scheisse sites.

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Re: Man in PJ pants seen inappropriately touching himself
Posted by: Chief Eng at Hilton ()
Date: February 15, 2014 01:29AM

He works at the hilton hotel

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