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How to know you're cool in Fairfax County
Posted by: dr. popular ()
Date: February 09, 2014 10:07PM

How to know you're cool in Fairfax County:
1. You have more pagers than you do fingers
2. You drive an over-sied SUV
3. You have an American Express and Mastercard
4. You have a my child is an honnor roll student at ____ bumper sticker

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Re: How to know you're cool in Fairfax County
Posted by: EnwNb ()
Date: February 09, 2014 10:10PM

You're not cool. Probably Chinese.

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Re: How to know you're cool in Fairfax County
Posted by: Jacques Offe ()
Date: February 09, 2014 10:23PM

What the fuck is a pager?

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Re: How to know you're cool in Fairfax County
Posted by: Techno technologv ()
Date: February 09, 2014 10:29PM

Jacques Offe Wrote:
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> What the fuck is a pager?


A pager is like a cell phone but even better.

When someone pages you you're pager will alert you (beep/vibrate or both).

Youre pager will display the number that is calling you.

You then dial the number that is displayed using a phone.

Pretty cool stuff.

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Re: How to know you're cool in Fairfax County
Posted by: Ex3dn ()
Date: February 09, 2014 10:33PM

Really cool back in 1993.


Techno technologv Wrote:
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> Jacques Offe Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What the fuck is a pager?
>
>
> A pager is like a cell phone but even better.
>
> When someone pages you you're pager will alert you
> (beep/vibrate or both).
>
> Youre pager will display the number that is
> calling you.
>
> You then dial the number that is displayed using a
> phone.
>
> Pretty cool stuff.

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Re: How to know you're cool in Fairfax County
Posted by: Grammar Nazi ()
Date: February 09, 2014 10:34PM

Please review your and you're for Monday.

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Re: How to know you're cool in Fairfax County
Posted by: Ehat ()
Date: February 10, 2014 11:27AM

Grammar Nazi Wrote:
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> Please review your and you're for Monday.


The both the same inferrance.

The your (possessive) and you're (contraction) become the same.

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Re: How to know you're cool in Fairfax County
Posted by: 9TbpP ()
Date: February 10, 2014 11:35AM

Let me add to this "Cool In Fairfax County In 1993" list:

5. You just got those Soundgarden tickets.
6. You ghave easy access to the brand spankin' new Parkway.

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Re: How to know you're cool in Fairfax County
Posted by: Grammar Nazi ()
Date: February 10, 2014 11:51AM

Ehat Wrote:
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> Grammar Nazi Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Please review your and you're for Monday.
>
>
> The both the same inferrance.
>
> The your (possessive) and you're (contraction)
> become the same.

Excellent answer. Would you like a job with FCPS?

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Re: How to know you're cool in Fairfax County
Posted by: Spelling Nazi ()
Date: February 10, 2014 11:56AM

I'll take it from here, Grammar Nazi.

Ehat Wrote:
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> The both the same inferrance.

It's spelled "inference".

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Re: How to know you're cool in Fairfax County
Posted by: FiberOp ()
Date: February 10, 2014 12:28PM

Ex3dn Wrote:
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> Really cool back in 1993.
>
>
> Techno technologv Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Jacques Offe Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What the fuck is a pager?
> >
> >
> > A pager is like a cell phone but even better.
> >
> > When someone pages you you're pager will alert
> you
> > (beep/vibrate or both).
> >
> > Youre pager will display the number that is
> > calling you.
> >
> > You then dial the number that is displayed using
> a
> > phone.
> >
> > Pretty cool stuff.

Actually, pages are still around. The radio signal used by them is much stronger than a cell phones. Maintenance technicians use them when they're
underground where cell phone signals are too weak or not functioning at all. The techs where I work use them when they're three levels underground in a
parking garage and they're pulling voice or data cabling. Plumbers and electricians use them too.

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Re: How to know you're cool in Fairfax County
Posted by: yo momma ()
Date: February 10, 2014 02:23PM

FiberOp Wrote:
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> Ex3dn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Really cool back in 1993.
> >
> >
> > Techno technologv Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Jacques Offe Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > What the fuck is a pager?
> > >
> > >
> > > A pager is like a cell phone but even better.
> > >
> > > When someone pages you you're pager will
> alert
> > you
> > > (beep/vibrate or both).
> > >
> > > Youre pager will display the number that is
> > > calling you.
> > >
> > > You then dial the number that is displayed
> using
> > a
> > > phone.
> > >
> > > Pretty cool stuff.
>
> Actually, pages are still around. The radio signal
> used by them is much stronger than a cell phones.
> Maintenance technicians use them when they're
> underground where cell phone signals are too weak
> or not functioning at all. The techs where I work
> use them when they're three levels underground in
> a
> parking garage and they're pulling voice or data
> cabling. Plumbers and electricians use them too.


OP's momma uses a pager to keep in touch with her pimp.

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Re: How to know you're cool in Fairfax County
Posted by: Who what ()
Date: February 10, 2014 02:36PM

yo momma Wrote:
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> FiberOp Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ex3dn Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Really cool back in 1993.
> > >
> > >
> > > Techno technologv Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Jacques Offe Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > What the fuck is a pager?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > A pager is like a cell phone but even
> better.
> > > >
> > > > When someone pages you you're pager will
> > alert
> > > you
> > > > (beep/vibrate or both).
> > > >
> > > > Youre pager will display the number that is
> > > > calling you.
> > > >
> > > > You then dial the number that is displayed
> > using
> > > a
> > > > phone.
> > > >
> > > > Pretty cool stuff.
> >
> > Actually, pages are still around. The radio
> signal
> > used by them is much stronger than a cell
> phones.
> > Maintenance technicians use them when they're
> > underground where cell phone signals are too
> weak
> > or not functioning at all. The techs where I
> work
> > use them when they're three levels underground
> in
> > a
> > parking garage and they're pulling voice or
> data
> > cabling. Plumbers and electricians use them
> too.
>
>
> OP's momma uses a pager to keep in touch with her
> pimp.


Who is OP?

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Re: How to know you're cool in Fairfax County
Posted by: KeWtC ()
Date: February 10, 2014 04:49PM

Suck my dick

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Re: How to know you're cool in Fairfax County
Posted by: JV3NLJV3NL ()
Date: February 10, 2014 08:39PM

use your vibrating pager. didn't you see late 90's tv ?

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Re: How to know you're cool in Fairfax County
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 10, 2014 08:59PM

The worst are the guys that wear their phones and pagers on their belts. They wear the pager on one side, and their personal phone and company phone on the other.....or they wear the phones Akimbo style, one on each side of their waist.

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Re: How to know you're cool in Fairfax County
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: February 10, 2014 09:06PM

eesh Wrote:
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> The worst are the guys that wear their phones and
> pagers on their belts. They wear the pager on one
> side, and their personal phone and company phone
> on the other.....or they wear the phones Akimbo
> style, one on each side of their waist.


With their t-shirts tucked into their Lee jeans.

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