mma fighter Wrote:
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> I fought a gang at lake accotink a few months
> back, I was sitting with my wife and my dog on the
> coast enjoying a nice picnic when all of a sudden
> these gangsters came rolling up on motercycles.
> They started eating all of my food and had eaten
> just about everything but my favorite flavor or
> doritoes, cooler ranch. Easily the best flavor out
> of them all and fuck you if you don't agree. In
> any case, they grabbed my family size bag of
> doritoes and something snapped in my head. I drop
> kicked the first crushing his sternum, the second
> gang memberydropped my Dorito bag and I yelled
> out, You want these doritoes? Well cool fuckin
> ranch, kid
Fuck yeah, cooler ranch is the best!
that seasoning... yummmm