Re: Goddamn Fair Oak Costco
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XD4JF
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Date: August 24, 2014 11:46AM
Bob Bitchin' Wrote:
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> I will never shop in that fucking store again, and
> here's why:
>
> 1. Carts all over the fucking park lot. Bunch of
> fat slobs too lazy to take them back to the cart
> corrals where hey belong. Of course, this applies
> to just about all stores around here. You bunch of
> lazy, fat-asses!
>
> 2. Free samples. Jesus fucking Christ on a
> Popsicle stick. How much fucking free food can you
> fit into your festering maw anyway? Why bother
> buying food when you can just walk through and get
> a five course meal in 20 minutes, albeit in bight
> size portions? Meanwhile, you and you fat fucking
> family can block the aisle so that I can't get
> through to purchase a few meager vegetable. Get
> rid of this or move the concessions and their
> hair-netted, third world barkers to a central
> location where all the obese freeloaders can
> gather and not get in my way.
>
> 3, Kids. Kids don't have the account, they don't
> have the money, and they aren't sufficiently
> sentient to qualify for making household
> decisions. Make them wait in the hot car with
> dog.
>
> 4. Koreans. Seriously, why does it take an entire
> extended Korean family dating back to the pre-DMZ
> era to push a single cart loaded with the week's
> cigarettes and candy? And what is the deal with
> the endless parade of meandering, elderly Korean
> men walking around with their hands behind their
> backs? What? Are they contemplating the
> unification while the lady folk squeeze all the
> fruits and vegetable into a fine pulp looking for
> the perfect specimen?
>
> 5. And what the hell are all the Indians (or, I
> don't know, Pakis) doing with all that milk. They
> buy this stuff like it's gasoline for a '70 Chevy
> Impala.
>
> 6. The muli-cart brood hens with all the kids in
> tow. Oh my God. don't stand behind this miserable
> creation in line no matter how short it appears.
> Between all the frozen dinners she needs to put on
> the belt and the evil imps pulling at the loose
> shorts covering her pasty, flabby legs, she'll
> take a solid hour to check out.
>
> I could go on, but I am just too pissed.
Think Fairoaks is bad? Try Pentagon City, Every Third world turd who can't drive or shops there. They actually shove if you are in the way. I picked and slammed some Indian guy up against the shelf when he shoved out of the way while I was looking at something. Scared the crap out of him. The women do it as well.