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Couples Having sex in Local Bars? Did I miss Some Movie? Trending?
Posted by: Missing Something? ()
Date: August 30, 2013 02:10PM

So what's up with this latest trend of having sex in bar? Did miss some movie? Miley ever do this? lol

I know there is the mile high club for airplanes? The public bar club?

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Re: Couples Having sex in Local Bars? Did I miss Some Movie? Trending?
Posted by: the next step ()
Date: August 30, 2013 02:34PM

This is just a stepping stone, the REAL DEAL is doing it on the artificial turf field of a high school-WHILE THE GAME IS ON!

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Re: Couples Having sex in Local Bars? Did I miss Some Movie? Trending?
Posted by: New tactic ()
Date: August 30, 2013 02:50PM

Bars or bar bathrooms? Get it in the bar bathroom so no one knows where anyone lives? Mostly good for guys.

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Re: Couples Having sex in Local Bars? Did I miss Some Movie? Trending?
Posted by: Enrico Palazzo ()
Date: August 30, 2013 03:09PM

Yuck a bar bathroom where drunks piss all over everything. Plus aren't people usually lined up out the door waiting?

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Re: Couples Having sex in Local Bars? Did I miss Some Movie? Trending?
Posted by: Put A Tiger In Your Tank ()
Date: August 30, 2013 03:09PM

About 45 years ago down in lower Fairfax County at the corner of Rt 1 and Rt 235 there was a Esso Station that left the bathroom doors unlocked at night after closing. My buddy Bob and I would get some of those drunk little secretaries from Hillbilly Heaven, and take them up to the Esso station and screw them silly. It was clean ,and the girls could clean themselves before we took them back to their cars - Nothing new about this.

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Re: Couples Having sex in Local Bars? Did I miss Some Movie? Trending?
Posted by: imbiker ()
Date: August 30, 2013 03:44PM

Personally I prefer the storage sheds at Home Depot.

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Re: Couples Having sex in Local Bars? Did I miss Some Movie? Trending?
Posted by: living the dream ()
Date: August 30, 2013 03:52PM

Put A Tiger In Your Tank Wrote:
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> About 45 years ago down in lower Fairfax County at
> the corner of Rt 1 and Rt 235 there was a Esso
> Station that left the bathroom doors unlocked at
> night after closing. My buddy Bob and I would get
> some of those drunk little secretaries from
> Hillbilly Heaven, and take them up to the Esso
> station and screw them silly. It was clean ,and
> the girls could clean themselves before we took
> them back to their cars - Nothing new about this.


Nothing better than the smell of shit and piss while fucking. You common mother fucker.

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Re: Couples Having sex in Local Bars? Did I miss Some Movie? Trending?
Posted by: Photos ()
Date: August 30, 2013 04:07PM

Or it didn't happen

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Re: Couples Having sex in Local Bars? Did I miss Some Movie? Trending?
Posted by: asdfasdfadfasf ()
Date: August 31, 2013 04:12AM

Missing Something? Wrote:
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> So what's up with this latest trend of having sex
> in bar? Did miss some movie? Miley ever do this?
> lol
>
> I know there is the mile high club for airplanes?
> The public bar club?

Old news

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Re: Couples Having sex in Local Bars? Did I miss Some Movie? Trending?
Posted by: abelard ()
Date: August 31, 2013 09:37AM

I've had sex in libraries and a lecture hall. Some of us had inconsiderate roommates, or in this case, one from the PRC. Fucker slept at his desk.

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Re: Couples Having sex in Local Bars? Did I miss Some Movie? Trending?
Posted by: svennestle ()
Date: August 31, 2013 10:10AM

i had dinner with friends at a local bar restraunt. heard sex noises etc.

later our waitress, seeming unbalanced, has an employee talking to her while she's serving us, asking her how she could betray him like that

TOTALLY ruing the meal, btw

friends didn't want to leave, have no idea why. i did

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Re: Couples Having sex in Local Bars? Did I miss Some Movie? Trending?
Posted by: I call BS ()
Date: August 31, 2013 12:37PM

svennestle Wrote:
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> i had dinner with friends at a local bar
> restraunt. heard sex noises etc.
>
> later our waitress, seeming unbalanced, has an
> employee talking to her while she's serving us,
> asking her how she could betray him like that
>
> TOTALLY ruing the meal, btw
>
> friends didn't want to leave, have no idea why. i
> did

Sure you did, which restaurant/bar was this?

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Re: Couples Having sex in Local Bars? Did I miss Some Movie? Trending?
Posted by: the best place... ()
Date: August 31, 2013 06:41PM

Libraries are the best place....used to get so many bj's there at the college I went to....guys and girls.

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Re: Couples Having sex in Local Bars? Did I miss Some Movie? Trending?
Posted by: Matchbox 20 - 3 a.m. ()
Date: August 31, 2013 07:15PM

living the dream Wrote:
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> Nothing better than the smell of shit and piss
> while fucking. You common mother fucker.

When it's after midnight and you've had about 7 drinks, I think the bathroom smell would be the last thing on your mind. If you drink enough, you won't notice the smell. You also might not notice how ugly the girl is that you're trying to tag at that time, too.

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Re: Couples Having sex in Local Bars? Did I miss Some Movie? Trending?
Posted by: HannesAdler27586 ()
Date: September 01, 2013 12:14AM

It wouldn't surprise me if shit like that happens.

MotherfuckingKPP

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Re: Couples Having sex in Local Bars? Did I miss Some Movie? Trending?
Posted by: I Think The Homos ()
Date: September 01, 2013 03:16AM

It seems like the homos would do it in the john even if they were sober. They love to poke anything they can. Not that I would have any such knowledge of this, though. Actually, it was Eesh who told me about the gays having sex in the stalls of the restrooms.

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Re: Couples Having sex in Local Bars? Did I miss Some Movie? Trending?
Posted by: You may be ()
Date: September 01, 2013 07:10AM

I Think The Homos Wrote:
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> It seems like the homos would do it in the john
> even if they were sober. They love to poke
> anything they can. Not that I would have any such
> knowledge of this, though. Actually, it was Eesh
> who told me about the gays having sex in the
> stalls of the restrooms.


Are you sure you're not gay? Don't blame others for your thoughts.

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