It's Festivus, pinhead, and we're gonna celebrate it by insulting this petty thief, his "fundraising" girlfriend, and all his cowardly "friends" who insult law-abiding people from behind their keyboards.

BTW: It doesn't take much of a nutsack to kick the shit out of a sneak thief and his pack of retard pals.

Well if it's Festivus then by all means, air your grievances. I hate it when you hold the door open for people and they don't say thank you.

Yea ok guess that's why I went to William and Mary then huh. STUPID FUCK. Ignorance is bliss



You didn't really go to William and Mary, did you? This is a joke, right?

Look, most of these local criminals hold up business, deal drugs, and beat and kill others (mostly scumbags).

Some of the Central American illegals rape good people, and run into them killing and injuring them, but not all that often.

However, this scumbag steals from good working people. People who devoted hours and hours of their lives to buying the stuff they need or stuff to make their lives better, just for this piece of crap to steal it and sell it for pennies on the dollar to buy drugs.



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"If you ever were arrested or one of your friends were arrested, can you honestly say that you wouldn't get mad at all the extreme negativity towards you? No, you can't. Maybe you should try to not be so hateful."


If I were arrested, I might take one minute to ponder if I DESERVED to be arrested, if I had done something--like robbery--that was the reason for my being arrested. I might be ashamed, but mad at all the extreme negativity, no...I would feel like I had brought it upon myself

I would suggest that you have a talk with your parents about personal responsibility, and not blaming society for something hurtful and fucked up that you did, and taking responsibility for your own actions, but I suspect that your parents have given up on their duties a long time ago.

Hahahahahaha!!!!!
You geezers are still on here bitching and moaning about people you don't know! Guess what we're doing while you all get your panties in one gigantic wad.
We take turns reading threads, changing accents each time, most of you sound like real pussy cat's too! In addition to the drinking game we've created off your off the wall comments and bashing sessions. We also think up other things you may bitch and moan about. Like kids walking on your lawn, or someone parking in handicap.

I know you have nothing better to do than collect your social security and puff your chest out in imagination land on what you'd do to him, so it's all good. Give us more material for next week's BeerBQ. :) I'll be happy to read over it.

Hahahahahaha!!!!!
You geezers are still on here bitching and moaning about people you don't know! Guess what we're doing while you all get your panties in one gigantic wad.
We take turns reading threads, changing accents each time, most of you sound like real pussy cat's too! In addition to the drinking game we've created off your off the wall comments and bashing sessions. We also think up other things you may bitch and moan about. Like kids walking on your lawn, or someone parking in handicap.

I know you have nothing better to do than collect your social security and puff your chest out in imagination land on what you'd do to him, so it's all good. Give us more material for next week's BeerBQ. :) I'll be happy to read over it.


Um, hate to break this to you internet gangstas, but you're the ones that are the big pussies...

Changing accents...that's funny...

So I guess it's time for a new Christmas special...

"A Fairfax County Detention Center Christmas Special

Featuring Dan Stanley singing..."Why am I a such a fuck-up"
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Here's a Dan Stanley drinking game...every time yet another charge is announced against him in court, all his friends have to take a shot of Mad Dog!

Ya'll be 7 kinds of fucked up in no time!

Typical low life answers to life's trying times:

"You don't know me..."

"Walk a mile in my shoes..."

"Only god can judge me..."

"I know I is a good person.."

USA 2013 - Everyone is a "good" person, everyone is right, no black or white, simply shades of grey for everyone, we all win yaaa yaaa!!!!

What you never maded a mistake?

At lest Stanley has dome friends who stand behind him.

I bet you got no friends

Leave Stanley Alone! Wrote:
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> What you never maded a mistake?
>
> At lest Stanley has dome friends who stand behind
> him.
>
> I bet you got no friends

Stanley's crackhead friends...
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Hermey:

you must have uploaded the wrong picture. i think this is the one you were looking for to describe dan and his friends... dick. p.s. crack is whack.
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mern Wrote:
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> Hermey:
>
> you must have uploaded the wrong picture. i think
> this is the one you were looking for to describe
> dan and his friends... dick. p.s. crack is whack.

Uh no Mern, anybody that robs other people's houses are not "Winners". Not go sit in the corner like a good mental midget...
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Hey, I habe gone to Harvard dick! You don know dan. he has mor frien then you will have ever. Only God can juge Dan and your not GOD!

So in that comic (which shows your mental age), which one is Dan...the yellow freak cowering in the back?

LoLz

Typical low life answers to life's trying times:

"You don't know me when I am robbing someone's house"

"Walk a mile in my shoes while carrying a tv I just stole"

"Only god can judge me for being a fucking thief"

"I know I is a good person except when I steal from other people"

Keep Reston Safe Wrote:
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> So in that comic (which shows your mental age),
> which one is Dan...the yellow freak cowering in
> the back?
>
> LoLz

He's a ripoff of the Flash known as the Whizzer! LOL
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Except that the Wizzer appears to have testicles and some definition of his abdominal muscles, whereas Daniel has only microscopic nutlets and soft flab.

I know the Wizzer and Danny is not the Wizzer.

This man will never get bond. Nighttime burgularies are a big deal in Virginia, so there is no point in his girlfriend asking for public donations. Anyway, Christmas in the ADC is not such a bad thing. They give you a pretty good meal on Christmas Day.

Prosecutor will probably drop 2 of the charges and get him to plead out to the other 4. He is looking at > than 5 years on this. Enjoy your time at southhampton my friend.

Harold Harlem Wrote:
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> This man will never get bond. Nighttime
> burgularies are a big deal in Virginia, so there
> is no point in his girlfriend asking for public
> donations. Anyway, Christmas in the ADC is not
> such a bad thing. They give you a pretty good
> meal on Christmas Day.
>
> Prosecutor will probably drop 2 of the charges and
> get him to plead out to the other 4. He is
> looking at > than 5 years on this. Enjoy your
> time at southhampton my friend.

go back and read the rest of the thread. he's already out you fucking retard.

Sadly he will only get about 1 year maybe 1 1/2 at best.

This piece of shit deserves 5+ years.

go back and read the rest of the thread. he's already out you fucking retard.

Um, he's actually out while awaiting the trial.

You double fucking retard.

Texas Justice Wrote:
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> go back and read the rest of the thread. he's
> already out you fucking retard.
>
> Um, he's actually out while awaiting the trial.
>
> You double fucking retard.

The whole point of the first "fucking retard" comment was to point out that harold harlem neglected to read the rest of the thread regarding dan getting bailed out before he started making fun of him. Obviously he's going back once he's sentenced but he's out for now. Triple retard. Ooooooo bet that one burns...

The whole point of the first "fucking retard" comment was to point out that harold harlem neglected to read the rest of the thread regarding dan getting bailed out before he started making fun of him. Obviously he's going back once he's sentenced but he's out for now. Triple retard. Ooooooo bet that one burns...


Burns like Daniel's ass is going to burn...

Go on you socal security loosers. Dans out we're starting our drinking game and we need you do hammer on Dan some more. Your so scared w3e might say boo to you.

I know the Wizzer! Wrote:
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> Except that the Wizzer appears to have testicles
> and some definition of his abdominal muscles,
> whereas Daniel has only microscopic nutlets and
> soft flab.
>
> I know the Wizzer and Danny is not the Wizzer.

I thought the Wizzer was a joke being the wizzer name as in pissing and being yellow in color. But my bad he is real at least in the comic book world.

da trufff Wrote:
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> Sadly he will only get about 1 year maybe 1 1/2 at
> best.
>
> This piece of shit deserves 5+ years.

That many burglaries he certainly deserves more than a year or so. I would think his past criminal history, if any, will make or break him.

Dan's track record speaks for itself...

"STANLEY ","DANIEL ","F","018"," 2318","SOUTHGATE ","SQ","RESTON ","VA","10/07/2005","CREDIT CARD FRAUD "
"STANLEY ","DANIEL ","F","018"," 2318","SOUTHGATE ","SQ","RESTON ","VA","10/07/2005","FORGERY "
"STANLEY ","DANIEL ","F","021"," 2408","ANDORRA ","PL","RESTON ","VA","08/04/2008","UTTERING/DELIVER FORG CK "
"STANLEY ","DANIEL ","F","021"," 2408","ANDORRA ","PL","RESTON ","VA","08/04/2008","UTTERING/DELIVER FORG CK "
"STANLEY ","DANIEL ","F","021"," 2408","ANDORRA ","PL","RESTON ","VA","08/04/2008","UTTERING/DELIVER FORG CK "
"STANLEY ","DANIEL ","F","021"," 2408","ANDORRA ","PL","RESTON ","VA","08/04/2008","UTTERING/DELIVER FORG CK "
"STANLEY ","DANIEL ","J","030"," 106","DRAKE ","CT","MANASSAS PK ","VA","05/24/2009","DRUNK IN PUBLIC OR PROFANE "

Typical mulignan

Lolz Wrote:
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> Dan's track record speaks for itself...
>
> "STANLEY ","DANIEL ","F","018","
> 2318","SOUTHGATE ","SQ","RESTON
> ","VA","10/07/2005","CREDIT CARD FRAUD
> "
> "STANLEY ","DANIEL ","F","018","
> 2318","SOUTHGATE ","SQ","RESTON
> ","VA","10/07/2005","FORGERY
> "
> "STANLEY ","DANIEL ","F","021","
> 2408","ANDORRA ","PL","RESTON
> ","VA","08/04/2008","UTTERING/DELIVER FORG CK
> "
> "STANLEY ","DANIEL ","F","021","
> 2408","ANDORRA ","PL","RESTON
> ","VA","08/04/2008","UTTERING/DELIVER FORG CK
> "
> "STANLEY ","DANIEL ","F","021","
> 2408","ANDORRA ","PL","RESTON
> ","VA","08/04/2008","UTTERING/DELIVER FORG CK
> "
> "STANLEY ","DANIEL ","F","021","
> 2408","ANDORRA ","PL","RESTON
> ","VA","08/04/2008","UTTERING/DELIVER FORG CK
> "
> "STANLEY ","DANIEL ","J","030","
> 106","DRAKE ","CT","MANASSAS PK
> ","VA","05/24/2009","DRUNK IN PUBLIC OR PROFANE
> "

Now let's hear from Dan's friends on how "Wonderful" he is.

He has a big heart and he'd give you the shoes off his back!

He has a big heart and he'd give you the shoes off his back! The ones he stole of course.

Obama should pardon Daniel, he is a good man.

His speciality is daytime burglaries. Good thing, they let him out for Christmas. But I'll be ready.

Poor Dan, sucks at Credit card fraud and can't even handle forgery. Lex Luthor he is not! LOL

Yellow and a sneak thief?

Dan is the Wizzer!

Why is he wearing his shoes on his back?

Boo Radley Wrote:
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> Why is he wearing his shoes on his back?

Because he stole them and is carrying them on his back, over the shoulder.

Is he still in jail? I'll bet his girlfriend hits him up for a marriage proposal if he gets out of this.

The Whizzer is out!

But he'll be back in very soon...

afsdadsdasdfasfd- oh ya dude...didn't you hear they are getting hitched real soon. if you don't know his girlfriend then keep your damn mouth shut. you guys can talk shit and vent your frustration or whatever about dan...that is fine and deserved. but none of you know his girlfriend and what right do any of you have to bring her into this forum thread??

I donated several hundred dollars to Daniel's charity fund, and I want to know what's happening with our star-crossed Romeo and Juliet...they're so cute!

ok Wrote:
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> afsdadsdasdfasfd- oh ya dude...didn't you hear
> they are getting hitched real soon. if you don't
> know his girlfriend then keep your damn mouth
> shut. you guys can talk shit and vent your
> frustration or whatever about dan...that is fine
> and deserved. but none of you know his girlfriend
> and what right do any of you have to bring her
> into this forum thread??


I'm preeeeetty sure this is Dan's gf talking about herself in the third person again, which is so WEIRD and sad.

but none of you know his girlfriend
> and what right do any of you have to bring her
> into this forum thread??

Well...the fact that she's dating this poodle-head freak thief, AND the fact that she posted a pathetic plea for money for him like he's one of Jerry's kids, pretty much makes her fair game.

Lie down with dogs, etc...

u r an idiot. and i hope when you do somethings bad or your loved ones, people will crawl out of the woodwork to hurl invective and scorn. FAIL!!!! as a human being, that is. go stew in your hatred and then play in traffic. and then perhaps we will speak of you with the same lack of respect and empathy that you showed here. i bet you don't speak so frankly in your REAL NON=INTERNET INTERACTIONS!!!!! coward scumbag.

Daniel has NOT been judged yet Wrote:
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> u r an idiot. and i hope when you do somethings
> bad or your loved ones, people will crawl out of
> the woodwork to hurl invective and scorn. FAIL!!!!
> as a human being, that is. go stew in your hatred
> and then play in traffic. and then perhaps we will
> speak of you with the same lack of respect and
> empathy that you showed here. i bet you don't
> speak so frankly in your REAL NON=INTERNET
> INTERACTIONS!!!!! coward scumbag.

Thank you, I love the "Stew in your hatred" line. Great stuff. BTW, Dan is going to jail...
Dan is going to jail...
Dan is going to jail...
Dan is going to jail...
Dan is going to jail...

I love me some Hatred Stew during the Christmas season .

Maybe I'll pass a spoonful through the jail cell bars for Danny next Christmas!

Howd that knob slobbing prescheduled session with the teenage girl in your car go? Was she a total fetisher?

Fuckin lame douche

"family values", like being proud of banging an underage girl right stabitha? Your neighbors daughter none the less you moron
cunt

????

Stabi-yucky24.-tha Wrote:
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>

> Howd that knob slobbing prescheduled session with
> the teenage girl in your car go? Was she a total
> fetisher?
>
> Fuckin lame douche
>
> "family values", like being proud of banging an
> underage girl right stabitha? Your neighbors
> daughter none the less you moron
cunt

...wrong thread?

Anyone else noticed that since Dan got sprung, robberies and burglaries have started up again?

http://reston.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/police-blotter-cash-and-jewelry-stolen-from-crescent-park-and-more

BURGLARY, 1400 block of North Point Village Center, 12/19/13. A resident reported someone entered the residence and took property.

LARCENIES:

800 block of Broad Oaks Drive, property from residence

1200 block of Tweed Court, cell phone from business

1900 block of Crescent Park, cash and jewelry from residence

2400 block of Dew Meadow Court, cash from residence

1800 block of Fountain Drive, headphones from business

11700 block of Sunrise Valley Drive, purse from business

11800 block of Sunrise Valley Drive, beer from business

1800 block of Sycamore Valley Drive, items from residence

1500 block of Trails Edge Lane, items from vehicle

1400 block of Wiehle Avenue, jewelry from business

Well, anyone who thinks Dan got scared from his experience being arrested, and is going to live an upright life from now on is a Reston liberal knockout game candidate...

Dan's the man who needs a tan.

Anyone know when the hearing is?

Is Dan back on his way to the can?

Man Accused of Series of Burglaries Near Girlfriend's Home
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Man-Accused-of-Series-of-Burglaries-Near-Girlfriends-Home-234155861.html

Search warrant documents obtained by News4 provide new details about a recent series of bold, daytime home break-ins in Reston.

Fairfax County police arrested 26-year-old Daniel Stanley Nov. 18 and charged him with 6 counts of burglary and one count of possession of stolen property.

But a search warrant affidavit says investigators believe Stanley may be responsible for as many as 16 break-ins between mid-August and November.

Court documents show Stanley was targeting homes and apartments near his girlfriend's home.

"It is unusual to have someone preying on the home next door or a home nearby in your neighborhood," Fairfax County Police Spokeswoman Lucy Caldwell said.

Residents in Reston neighborhoods off Wiehle Avenue near North Shore Drive have been on guard since word of the burglaries spread.

"The neighbors told me there was a break in and I was very much concerned," said Max Evangelisti, who lives in an area known as the Forest Edge cluster.

A town home there was hit in early October and a laptop and personal items were stolen.

A search warrant affidavit obtained by News4 shows police later learned that laptop was sold the next day on Craigslist by a man who identified himself as Daniel Stanley.

Then in early November, another laptop stolen from an apartment, turned up at a Fairfax pawn shop. The seller: Daniel Stanley. Police sought search warrants to search Stanley's girlfriend's home and car. She has not been charged.

Stanley is jailed in the Fairfax County Adult Detention Center.

Watch the news video here:
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Man-Accused-of-Series-of-Burglaries-Near-Girlfriends-Home-234155861.html

Daniel Stanley, 26, is suspected in as many as 16 daytime robberies.
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16 robberies?

Now I'm regretting donating money to his girlfriend's "Get Stanley OUt" fund.

Of course I had to make the donation from a library computer, since this half-breed poodle-head stole my laptop.

Cherokee Jake Wrote:
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> 16 robberies?
>
> Now I'm regretting donating money to his
> girlfriend's "Get Stanley OUt" fund.

It's okay, Stan has learned his lesson and now he won't be foolish enough to sell his stolen goods at a "Local" Pawn Shop.

Only thing worse than a petty thief is a stupid petty thief. What a fucking moron.

learned criminal Wrote:
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> Cherokee Jake Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 16 robberies?
> >
> > Now I'm regretting donating money to his
> > girlfriend's "Get Stanley OUt" fund.
>
> It's okay, Stan has learned his lesson and now he
> won't be foolish enough to sell his stolen goods
> at a "Local" Pawn Shop.

My god, can you really be that stupid? I would be willing to bet the GF is a retard too.

Daniel is fucking dumb AF Wrote:
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> learned criminal Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Cherokee Jake Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 16 robberies?
> > >
> > > Now I'm regretting donating money to his
> > > girlfriend's "Get Stanley OUt" fund.
> >
> > It's okay, Stan has learned his lesson and now
> he
> > won't be foolish enough to sell his stolen
> goods
> > at a "Local" Pawn Shop.
>
> My god, can you really be that stupid? I would be
> willing to bet the GF is a retard too.

Dan should have just put a sign on his back that said..."Bware: Stupid Crook".

It's clearly only a matter of time before the girlfriend is implicated as well and hauled into station herself on similar charges.

So any news on when Danny boy goes before the man?

Anybody know how long this sack of shit got sentenced for?

I Used to so admire Reston Man. Powerful force for good and foe of evil in the region. Then it turned out he had feet of clay. Just like Area Man and District Man and Arlington Man. Such a disappointment.

You know...the guy who's convinced that his hero is some sort of White House liaison? More testimony to society's failure to deal with problems of mental illness.

mehhh Wrote:
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> Anybody know how long this sack of shit got
> sentenced for?


I heard he got beheaded





One can dream...

First Danny Stanley, then Gentle Mike...

They lived their lives like candles in the wind...

No wait, as far as I know, Danny hasn't been shot yet.

Better get on that

AREYOUKIDDING Wrote:
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> he is a nice guy - EUTHANISED. are you fucking
> serious with that shit. what has happened in your
> life that you think it is right over a few
> break-in's where nobody was home, nobody was hurt,
> and he is right now just being ACCUSED OF merit
> death??
>
> you are a fucking prick!

Nobody hurt?!? Now, I certainly don't condone the sentiment of many others on this topic and certainly don't wish harm on the guy. However, to say that "nobody was hurt" is pretty naive. Have you ever come home to find that your home was ransacked and items stolen? It's a gutwrenching, heartbreaking feeling that affects the victim deeply. So year, they didn't take a club across the head during a robbery thank God for that...but believe me, the hurt is real.

I blame institutionalized racism for making this half-breed mutt the failed break-in robber he was/is

He didn't let law-abiding people down by ransacking their homes, they let him down by not giving him every advantage to better himself.

For that I apologize.

Wasn't Daniel busted in that recent hotel meth lab raid?

Maybe he's ramping up his game