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Reaching over the glass window at Chipotle and pointing at the ingredients:
Posted by: Burrito Consumer Bob ()
Date: October 14, 2013 02:08PM

Today started off pretty good. I was hopeful and happy and looking forward to tr day's agenda. Got hungry and went to my local Chipotle. Got behind some asswipe with a need to be up close and personal with his food.

Mother fucker practically finger fucked all the ingredients he was asking for in the burrito. I swear he was about two inches from the guacamole when he asked for the guacamole in his burrito. Then he leaned forward to point at that as well so that the burrito girl wouldn't fuck up the destination for the guacamole. It was like he thought she was going to fling it against the wall instead of inside his burrito full of other finger-fucked ingredients.


Then, a Betty White look alike who was in line behind me, did the same fucking thing, but she was only 5'2 and wasn't even pointing at what she wanted. It was like these fuckers just need to spread their dicktickler digits all over then common food source.


KEEP YOUR ROTTEN ASS HANDS IN YOUR GRIMEY POCKETS AND STOP TRYING TO TOUCH THE FOOD!

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Re: Reaching over the glass window at Chipotle and pointing at the ingredients:
Posted by: Dirtyfingers ()
Date: October 14, 2013 05:12PM

Considering there is more bacteria under your fingernails then under a toilet seat, I for one am disgusted. Keep your damn hands to yourself! Just plain nasty!!!!

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Re: Reaching over the glass window at Chipotle and pointing at the ingredients:
Posted by: Just A Guy ()
Date: October 14, 2013 11:15PM

The Chipotle which recently opened up in Oakton has a nice, high sneezeguard in front of all the ingredients. Haven't been to the one at 50 and 29 since the Oakton one opened.

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Re: Reaching over the glass window at Chipotle and pointing at the ingredients:
Posted by: German_the_Dean ()
Date: October 14, 2013 11:23PM

Stop being a pussy. How are you going to build immunity without exposure to germs?

Then when you're older you'll die of a common cold cause you lived your entire life in an ultra sterilized environment.

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Re: Reaching over the glass window at Chipotle and pointing at the ingredients:
Posted by: chipotle sucks ()
Date: October 16, 2013 08:04AM

chipotle tastes whack

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Re: Reaching over the glass window at Chipotle and pointing at the ingredients:
Posted by: Germs ()
Date: October 16, 2013 09:03PM

Better than having dogs shitting all over yard - nasty.

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Re: Reaching over the glass window at Chipotle and pointing at the ingredients:
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: October 16, 2013 09:46PM

Burrito Consumer Bob Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Today started off pretty good. I was hopeful and
> happy and looking forward to tr day's agenda. Got
> hungry and went to my local Chipotle. Got behind
> some asswipe with a need to be up close and
> personal with his food.
>
> Mother fucker practically finger fucked all the
> ingredients he was asking for in the burrito. I
> swear he was about two inches from the guacamole
> when he asked for the guacamole in his burrito.
> Then he leaned forward to point at that as well so
> that the burrito girl wouldn't fuck up the
> destination for the guacamole. It was like he
> thought she was going to fling it against the wall
> instead of inside his burrito full of other
> finger-fucked ingredients.
>
>
> Then, a Betty White look alike who was in line
> behind me, did the same fucking thing, but she was
> only 5'2 and wasn't even pointing at what she
> wanted. It was like these fuckers just need to
> spread their dicktickler digits all over then
> common food source.
>
>
> KEEP YOUR ROTTEN ASS HANDS IN YOUR GRIMEY POCKETS
> AND STOP TRYING TO TOUCH THE FOOD!


Another OCD clean FREAK - guess what motherfucker, germs don't jump!

Also, you know the root of all OCD cleanliness behaviors stem from some sort of sexual urge, fear, or memory... What's that say about you, sweet pea?

Remember what George Carlin said about you over-washed, over-grown, mama's tit-suckin, serotonin-challenged fucksticks! Or don't you?

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Re: Reaching over the glass window at Chipotle and pointing at the ingredients:
Posted by: Germ ()
Date: October 16, 2013 09:54PM

Have you noticed the employees cough and breathe all over the good too...c'mon you'll be fine

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Re: Reaching over the glass window at Chipotle and pointing at the ingredients:
Posted by: chFum ()
Date: October 17, 2013 02:05PM

Employee buggers are in yer guacamole....gives it good texture ;)



OP ain't never gonna eat out ever again ROFL.

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