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Re: Gov't Shutdown Sob Stories - Give me a break
Posted by: katiesmith is a piece of trash ()
Date: October 17, 2013 10:41AM

katiesmith Wrote:
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> Awesome! She's is such a phony pretending to be
> an environmentalist when she isn't at all. She
> isn't a good person either.

Shove it up your ass, you worthless ignorant hag.

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Re: Gov't Shutdown Sob Stories - Give me a break
Posted by: Someone hit a nerve. ()
Date: October 17, 2013 11:29AM

katiesmith is a piece of trash Wrote:
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> katiesmith Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Awesome! She's is such a phony pretending to
> be
> > an environmentalist when she isn't at all. She
> > isn't a good person either.
>
> Shove it up your ass, you worthless ignorant hag.

Tough talk. Didn't get called back to work?
Or unemployed? I personally enjoy Ms. Smith's posts.

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Re: Gov't Shutdown Sob Stories - Give me a break
Posted by: Praise Jeebus ()
Date: October 17, 2013 12:26PM

puh-lease Wrote:
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> Halved paychecks force the furloughed to slash
> expenses and take loans, second jobs - WaPo
>
> ...“We have no income coming into the house
> right now, but the bills haven’t stopped,”
> said John Ferris of Falls Church. He is in a
> two-furlough marriage; both he and his wife, Lena,
> are locked out of jobs at the Environmental
> Protection Agency. With both of their paychecks
> dwindling, the family of six has put a scalpel to
> the household budget.
>
> They’ve cut out restaurants and expensive
> groceries. Gone are the motel stays at their kids
> travel softball tournaments; instead, they drive
> all night. But the most painful cut has been a
> furlough of their own, laying off their autistic
> son’s longtime reading specialist."
>
>
> Boohoo, these folks live in a 750K house in Falls
> Church, and are crying about having to cut back on
> their private tutors and weekends away. Are they
> for real? The folks in fly-over country probably
> can only dream about owning a house like that, or
> being able to afford private tutors. This while
> they know they will get back pay when it's all
> over. Talk about disconnected from reality.
>
>
> My favorite line in the article is "I’m the kind
> of guy who really would be up every night worried
> about how to pay the mortgage,” John Ferris
> said"
>
> So you live your life so that one missed paycheck
> is the end of the world? These are the people
> telling citizens how to live THEIR lives?



Well thank God they're back at work and don't have to worry about taking loans because they missed 2 weeks of pay. Disaster averted.

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Re: Gov't Shutdown Sob Stories - Give me a break
Posted by: The Gr$$ning of America? ()
Date: October 17, 2013 01:31PM

puh-lease Wrote:
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> Halved paychecks force the furloughed to slash
> expenses and take loans, second jobs - WaPo
>
> ...“We have no income coming into the house
> right now, but the bills haven’t stopped,”
> said John Ferris of Falls Church. He is in a
> two-furlough marriage; both he and his wife, Lena,
> are locked out of jobs at the Environmental
> Protection Agency. With both of their paychecks
> dwindling, the family of six has put a scalpel to
> the household budget.
>
> They’ve cut out restaurants and expensive
> groceries. Gone are the motel stays at their kids
> travel softball tournaments; instead, they drive
> all night. But the most painful cut has been a
> furlough of their own, laying off their autistic
> son’s longtime reading specialist."
>
>
> Boohoo, these folks live in a 750K house in Falls
> Church, and are crying about having to cut back on
> their private tutors and weekends away. Are they
> for real? The folks in fly-over country probably
> can only dream about owning a house like that, or
> being able to afford private tutors. This while
> they know they will get back pay when it's all
> over. Talk about disconnected from reality.
>
>
> My favorite line in the article is "I’m the kind
> of guy who really would be up every night worried
> about how to pay the mortgage,” John Ferris
> said"
>
> So you live your life so that one missed paycheck
> is the end of the world? These are the people
> telling citizens how to live THEIR lives?


The main point was missed about this family. The parents work for the EPA and they are not practicing a lifestyle that has a positive impact on the environment. They weren't saving either type of green for the rainy days ahead.
Refuse in,garbage out.

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Re: Gov't Shutdown Sob Stories - Give me a break
Posted by: LOL! ()
Date: October 21, 2013 10:42AM

oopsies Wrote:
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> A personal attack without substance or evidence to
> support your idiotic claim. I am beginning to see
> a pattern to your stupidity. Go ahead and run a
> Redfin map. There are limited neighborhoods that
> meet your criteria, ie. show me more than a
> couple of neighborhoods that have seven figure
> homes that have been around prior to 1968 and
> homes have access to the trail?

Stupid ignorant fucktard. How many such neighborhhods need to exist for me to be able to live in one of them? HINT FOR THE ABYSMALLY SLOW-WITTED: The answer is fucking ONE. That's all it takes. There are actually of course more that you apparently and quite unsurprisingly haven't been able to track down, but the simple fact of even ONE such neigborhood existing would be sufficient to reduce all your childish chatter and empty-headed blather to so much worthless rubble lying scattered on the ground. What a total fucking asswipe loser.

> And how many of those hoods are now seven figure
> neighborhoods? Exactly. Thanks for proving my
> point.

Hey, TOTAL FUCKING MORON. You have just admitted that MORE than ONE such neighborhood exists. YOU FUCKING LOSE! Let me repeat that. YOU FUCKING LOSE! As ever and again.

> Second, no it would not rule it out. The house
> down the street from me sold for $1.4M this past
> summer.

How FAR down the street, you feckless lying asswipe? The $360K "mansion" built in 2011 at 996 Railroad Avenue is a rather nondescript pile of sticks set on a small and skewed oblong lot with no frontage on the main drag -- itself a dead-end, one-lane road -- set in the middle of a dusty and decaying block of tiny brick 1950's mini-boxes. Better to bulldoze the whole place and make some sort of park out of it.

> Hey, chin up. You might be able to swing
> the .4 part one day!

I could swing that every day for weeks. Anyone with a few million on hand could do that if he or she felt like it. Stupid brainless pinhead.

> No, but something tells me that I a responding to
> a real horse's ass right now.

Ah, bringing out the big weapons now, I see. But I do wonder why horses are such a common sight in my neighborhood while there is no such thing to be seen in yours. Perhaps it's because you live in a relative fucking slum as compared to where I live. That might explain it.

> Just looked back and couldn't find a single post
> where your sorry ass didn't get made to play the
> fool. So, it appears you've been eating mat the
> whole time.

Attention, dipshit. You've fucked up absolutely everything from the get-go here and are highly unlikely to do any better on a second, third, or fourth attempt at any of it. You are an incompetent asshat. You've done nothing here but make yourself look more and more stupid. I have toyed with you for a while for my own personal amusement. That's all.

> Nope, you whiffed on that one. My household
> salary income surpasses that.

Of course it does. That's why you live where you do and can't understand how a well-to-do person could choose to pay himself interest on a TSP loan rather than liquidate appreciating assets. You're a worthless mindless dumbfuck. You don't in fact make jack-squat, Jack. I have no doubt that my yard guy makes more than you do.

> While you are just a lonely bum in mom's basement
> releasing your aggression and living out a
> financial fantasy on FFXU.

Well you know, I do what I can to shelter income of course, but the bottom line on last year's federal income taxes was still multiples of the median household income in this country. Should go down some in 2013, but hey, taxes don't really have an affect on the wealthy, you know. No real impact on lifestyle at all. Well, of course you don't know that...how could you. And speaking of which, I went over to try that new TRIO place in Merrifield for dinner midweek. Live piano and sax, which could have been nice but was much too loud. The seafood tower appetizer thing was very interesting though. Market-priced at $110 but really quite a bargain if you enjoy fresh seafood and shellfish, They still have some bugs to work out over there, but it looks like it will end up as a pretty nice place. A shame you'll never be able to afford it. Some folks say Long John Silver's has pretty good seafood though. Maybe try over there.

> Yeah, I am dying to live in some shitshack. You
> couldn't even afford the lemonade in my
> neighborhood.

Give it up, asshole, you've got nothing in the wallet or the tank. There's me, then there's the Ferris's.....then there's this big long drop, and then finally down there near the very bottom, there's you -- just another broke and desperate ignorant asswipe and clueless total fucktard.

> Of which I correctly pointed out that there are
> very few. You, on the other hand, have provided
> no real evidence to back your claim. Wonder why
> that is, liar?

No, dickbrain. It's because I am so much smarter than you.

>> You are so mind-numbingly stupid as to believe
>> believe that no such neighborhoods exist along
>> the former W&OD right-of-way. That makes you one
>> colossal dumbfuck.
>
> Prove me wrong. Name the neighborhoods.

Fucking asstard, you have already PROVED YOURSELF WRONG. How fucking abysmally ignorant can a single asswipe be? There seems to be absolutely no limit at all in your case, you completely worthless stupid scumsucking fucktard.

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Re: Gov't Shutdown Sob Stories - Give me a break
Posted by: LOL! ()
Date: October 21, 2013 10:50AM

The Realist Wrote:
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> I note you made no argument against any of the
> facts presented. I assume therefore that you have
> none.

Gee, imagine something like that happening among the bunch of totally fucking ignorant right-wing assiwpes who regularly just pee in their pants around this place. This is really such a shock!

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Re: Gov't Shutdown Sob Stories - Give me a break
Posted by: LOL! ()
Date: October 21, 2013 11:06AM

katiesmith Wrote:
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> Oh please, if this is your idea of a sob story you
> need to spend a few weeks in Africa, preferably in
> Somalia.
>
> Oh, it's so sad, some overpaid overspending
> government workers are whining about how they
> can't afford to live because they didn't save a
> dime. It might make you cry, but it makes me
> laugh LOL!

I'd tell you to come over here and blow me, but I doubt you'd be any good at that either. The article that maybe had too many big words in it for you to be able to read through presented the situations of furloughed federal workers at various levels. Sounds like all of them might have been better off than you, but the Ferris's were just one example among several. Since as any ignorant low-life might have, you mimply missed it completely, I'll tell you that the actual point of the piece was to present a cross-section of people's emerging situations. Do you know what a cross-section is, Little Miss Dipshit?

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Re: Gov't Shutdown Sob Stories - Give me a break
Posted by: LOL! ()
Date: October 21, 2013 11:18AM

Financial Group Wrote:
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> Who is in bad shape from missing just one
> paycheck? Federal employees are just one rung
> above people on welfare, spending it as soon as
> they get it. I worked with a girl whose parents
> were both high up feds. They could barely make it
> between paydays because they had to have the
> biggest and best equipped Escalade, latest
> electronics and best clothes. That and they made
> weekly trips to Charlestown to blow any extra on
> gambling.

Yeah, the upscale spend a whole lot of time in fucking Charlestown alright. First place they head when it looks like they might accidentally have enough cash to make to the bext payday. What a no-account, numb-nuts, know-nothing, fucking douchebag! Imagine finding another one of those around here! You people are a bunch of total fucking trainwrecks.

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Re: Gov't Shutdown Sob Stories - Give me a break
Posted by: LOL! ()
Date: October 21, 2013 11:25AM

katiesmith is a piece of trash Wrote:
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> Shove it up your ass, you worthless ignorant hag.

OH MY!!! I have to take some of it back...not ALL of you people are total fucking trainwrecks at all!!!

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Re: Gov't Shutdown Sob Stories - Give me a break
Posted by: LOL! ()
Date: October 21, 2013 11:28AM

Someone hit a nerve. Wrote:
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> Tough talk. Didn't get called back to work?
> Or unemployed?

Part of the idle rich. Don't you wish you could be?

> I personally enjoy Ms. Smith's posts.

Doesn't say much for you, actually. Never met her and hope not to, but she's painted herself here as nothing more than another worthless ignorant low-life asswipe.

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Re: Gov't Shutdown Sob Stories - Give me a break
Posted by: oopsies ()
Date: October 21, 2013 11:41AM

It took you a while to respond. Let me guess, you were living it up at Le Toiny! (I know you'll have to look it up).

LOL! Wrote:
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> Hey, TOTAL FUCKING MORON. You have just admitted
> that MORE than ONE such neighborhood exists. YOU
> FUCKING LOSE! Let me repeat that. YOU FUCKING
> LOSE! As ever and again.

Wrong, cum guzzler, you have narrowed a neighborhood down to criteria where actually none exist. 1) direct access to the W&OD trail; 2) all the homes worth seven figures; and 3) horses are commonplace. That neighborhood doesn't exist, but don't let that fact stop you from lying.

> How FAR down the street, you feckless lying
> asswipe?

Two doors down.

> I could swing that every day for weeks. Anyone
> with a few million on hand could do that if he or
> she felt like it. Stupid brainless pinhead.

Too bad that ain't you, chubs.

> Ah, bringing out the big weapons now, I see. But
> I do wonder why horses are such a common sight in
> my neighborhood while there is no such thing to be
> seen in yours. Perhaps it's because you live in a
> relative fucking slum as compared to where I live.
> That might explain it.

You'd give your left sack to live in my neighborhood. The problem is that you couldn't keep up with the annual taxes as they are likely more than you make in six months.

> Attention, dipshit. You've fucked up absolutely
> everything from the get-go here and are highly
> unlikely to do any better on a second, third, or
> fourth attempt at any of it. You are an
> incompetent asshat. You've done nothing here but
> make yourself look more and more stupid. I have
> toyed with you for a while for my own personal
> amusement. That's all.

Nah, you are all butthurt and bitchy. You aren't annoyed, you are downright angry and that makes me happy.

> Of course it does. That's why you live where you
> do and can't understand how a well-to-do person
> could choose to pay himself interest on a TSP loan
> rather than liquidate appreciating assets.

A well to do person would not cut out his autistic kid's reading tutor because he wouldn't have to. You do get that, right? You are so in over your head, shit for brains.

You can still have appreciating assets and a few months mortgage in the checking account. Well, I can, apparently you and the Ferris' are too stupid or don't have the income to accomplish that.

> You're a worthless mindless dumbfuck. You don't in fact
> make jack-squat, Jack. I have no doubt that my
> yard guy makes more than you do.

Look at Mr. Bigshot with a lawn mowing service. Damn, you must be living the high life. I've NEVER known anyone with a lawn mowing service!

> Well you know, I do what I can to shelter income
> of course, but the bottom line on last year's
> federal income taxes was still multiples of the
> median household income in this country. Should
> go down some in 2013, but hey, taxes don't really
> have an affect on the wealthy, you know. No real
> impact on lifestyle at all. Well, of course you
> don't know that...how could you. And speaking of
> which, I went over to try that new TRIO place in
> Merrifield for dinner midweek. Live piano and
> sax, which could have been nice but was much too
> loud. The seafood tower appetizer thing was very
> interesting though. Market-priced at $110 but
> really quite a bargain if you enjoy fresh seafood
> and shellfish, They still have some bugs to work
> out over there, but it looks like it will end up
> as a pretty nice place. A shame you'll never be
> able to afford it. Some folks say Long John
> Silver's has pretty good seafood though. Maybe
> try over there.

Pro Tip: When trying to look like a big shot high roller, you don't "brag" about going to a restaurant that 1) is in an old Upscale Resale with a view of the Arby's in Merrifield; 2) has a wine list where the oldest Bordeaux is only 7 years old; and 3) whose most expensive entrée is a $48 Rib Eye.

I'd never heard of this joint until you decided to brag about it, so I decided to look it up. The menu is unimaginative and quite unspectacular. I am sure it would appeal to a wannabe rich boy like you though.

> Give it up, asshole, you've got nothing in the
> wallet or the tank. There's me, then there's the
> Ferris's.....then there's this big long drop, and
> then finally down there near the very bottom,
> there's you -- just another broke and desperate
> ignorant asswipe and clueless total fucktard.

Are you bitter because you couldn't afford to live in my garage?

> No, dickbrain. It's because I am so much smarter
> than you.

You aren't any smarter than the piles of shit the horses you claim live near you leave on the trail.

> Fucking asstard, you have already PROVED YOURSELF
> WRONG. How fucking abysmally ignorant can a
> single asswipe be? There seems to be absolutely
> no limit at all in your case, you completely
> worthless stupid scumsucking fucktard.

Name the neighborhoods.

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Re: Gov't Shutdown Sob Stories - Give me a break
Posted by: LOL! ()
Date: October 21, 2013 02:44PM

oopsies Wrote:
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> It took you a while to respond. Let me guess, you
> were living it up at Le Toiny! (I know you'll have
> to look it up).

Shove it up up your reeking ass, you pathetic worthless fucktard.

> Wrong, cum guzzler, you have narrowed a
> neighborhood down to criteria where actually none
> exist. 1) direct access to the W&OD trail;

Too stupid. Along...easy access to. You have to invent shit out of thin air just to be able to have something to lie about. Fucking worthless piece of low-grade contaminated squid-shit.

2) all the homes worth seven figures;

Fumble-fucked yet again, you hapless dickwad. Everyone here is a millionaire various times over. And while home sales are not a common event in these parts, there are some that could well go for less than a million in the current still-correcting market. Yet while you're over there on the wrong side of what used to be the tracks trying to keep the rats out of the attic, I'm still sitting here enjoying the autumn views from the veranda behind my seven-figure home in my seven-figure neighborhood. Not likely, but see if you can get a job with my yard guy. You might have a chance to check it out some day.

3) horses are commonplace.

Wow! You got that one right!

> That neighborhood doesn't exist, but
> don't let that fact stop you from lying.

Bwahahaha! It doesn't exist anywhere near the relative slums that you inhabit, Jethro, but the folks around here continue to regale themselves in it daily. The equestrians in particular seem to enjoy it.

> Two doors down.

Didn't that used to be the gas station?

> Too bad that ain't you, chubs.

Yeah, it is. Has been for quite a long time.

> You'd give your left sack to live in my
> neighborhood. The problem is that you couldn't
g> keep up with the annual taxes as they are likely
> more than you make in six months.

Well, I pay the taxes on this place in about two weeks. And there's really quite a bit left over after that, you worthless ignorant scum-sucker.

> Nah, you are all butthurt and bitchy. You aren't
> annoyed, you are downright angry and that makes me
> happy.

Just amusing myself with the intellectual equivalent of pulling the wings off of flies. You apparently have no idea of how incredibly poorly you are doing at this. Or you do and are just too right-wing fucking gutless to face up to any of it.

> You can still have appreciating assets and a few
> months mortgage in the checking account. Well, I
> can, apparently you and the Ferris' are too stupid
> or don't have the income to accomplish that.

Running away to nowhere near the point again, asswipe. A TSP loan is a quite rational way of providing short-term liquidity. You fell down all over that point due to your lack of any sort of financial savvy at all.

> Look at Mr. Bigshot with a lawn mowing service.

Yeah, I actually HAVE a lawn. And a lot of landscaping. In your neck of the woods, we tend to come instead across barren patches of dust.

> I've NEVER known anyone with a lawn mowing service!

Wow! No one?

> Pro Tip: When trying to look like a big shot high
> roller, you don't "brag" about going to a
> restaurant that 1) is in an old Upscale Resale
> with a view of the Arby's in Merrifield...

I'm hardly surprised that you would be familiar with Upscale Resale. I'm sure you spent many hours there ogling and dreaming. But there is no view of Arby's. That's way down by the corner, beyond the H-Mart and across the street from Merrifield Garden Center. Such a clueless little dork-brain.

> 2) ...has a wine list where the oldest Bordeaux is only
> 7 years old;

Well, if for some reason you simply had to have a bordeaux, you could go with the 2010 Chateau Batailley Pauillac at $125 a bottle. We went with a couple of the Darioush Napa Chardonnay. It's quite good. Ever had it? And of course, I didn't go there for the wine. I went there because it's new. And I know two of the principals. Good to be able to provide a little feedback next time I see them. Of course, at your station in life, there would be no need of understanding how big-money networking occurs. The same folks own the other two stores on the property -- Open Road or whatever and the Italian Market. Stopped into Open Road after dinner. It looks like it should do well. Pretty good crowd in there for 10:30 on a weeknight. Haven't done the Italian Market yet, or Taylor's over in the Mosaic District. I'll have to get over there soon.

> and 3) whose most expensive entrée is a $48 Rib Eye.

Hilarious. What's a ribeye at 2941? Is it served for two at $95, you ignorant pussy-pants fuckwad? How about at Chez Francois or at The Inn? And by that of course, I mean the one at Little Washington, not the one in Vienna. Worthless downscale dumbshit!

> I'd never heard of this joint until you decided to
> brag about it, so I decided to look it up.

Of course you hadn't, The Original Pancake House would be more your speed.

> The menu is unimaginative and quite unspectacular. I
> am sure it would appeal to a wannabe rich boy like
> you though.

Uh-huh. Kind of a stretch there, Shorty, considering that you'd never fucking heard of the place until I just mentioned it. What a completely useless turd-brain. Anyway, in the unlikely event that you rake in some really good Christmas tips from the paper route, the unimaginative porkbelly was very good, and the unspectacular home+made orecchiette was excellent as well. You know, I sometimes worry about broccoli rabe, but it fit this dish very nicely.

> Are you bitter because you couldn't afford to live
> in my garage?

Assuming that you actually have a garage -- not all that common down in the dumps -- you are correct that I wouldn't consider living in it for all the money in the world. Where would the horses go? I don't own them myself, but what if friends came over?

> You aren't any smarter than the piles of shit the
> horses you claim live near you leave on the trail.

That's a pretty harsh thing to say to a one-time White House Fellow and former US rep to the OECD. Among other things.

> Name the neighborhoods.

You already blew yourself up on that shit, dumbfuck. If there is even ONE such neighborhood alkong the W&OD, it is altogether possible that I indeed live in it. This despite your fumbling asshat childish tirades and tantrums to the contrary. Go see if you can find someone to change your diaper, fuckwad.

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Re: Gov't Shutdown Sob Stories - Give me a break
Posted by: Jobs? Who needs 'em? ()
Date: October 21, 2013 03:22PM

Oh look - non working trolls trolling.

Keep up the good work, though...

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Re: Gov't Shutdown Sob Stories - Give me a break
Posted by: trust fund fairfaxian ()
Date: October 21, 2013 03:36PM

So glad I will never have to work a day in my life

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Re: Gov't Shutdown Sob Stories - Give me a break
Posted by: oopsies ()
Date: October 21, 2013 04:51PM

LOL! Wrote:
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> Shove it up up your reeking ass, you pathetic
> worthless fucktard.

Such amazingly eloquent dialogue you are capable of. And you expect us to believe your fantasies and lies about how accomplished you are?

> Too stupid. Along...easy access to. You have to
> invent shit out of thin air just to be able to
> have something to lie about. Fucking worthless
> piece of low-grade contaminated squid-shit.

Just like the lie that they live on Osbourn? Huh, liar?

> 2) all the homes worth seven figures;
>
> Fumble-fucked yet again, you hapless dickwad.
> Everyone here is a millionaire various times over.
> And while home sales are not a common event in
> these parts, there are some that could well go for
> less than a million in the current
> still-correcting market.

Still correcting market? Too bad you live in a shitty neighborhood that hasn't corrected itself yet, asswipe. People with brains don't live in a neighborhood that is still correcting.

> Yet while you're over
> there on the wrong side of what used to be the
> tracks trying to keep the rats out of the attic,
> I'm still sitting here enjoying the autumn views
> from the veranda behind my seven-figure home in my
> seven-figure neighborhood. Not likely, but see if
> you can get a job with my yard guy. You might
> have a chance to check it out some day.

I don't venture out to neighborhoods that are still correcting themselves. No way of knowing what sort of idiot I'd run into. Oh wait, it would be a colossal idiot like you.

> 3) horses are commonplace.
>
> Wow! You got that one right!
>
> > That neighborhood doesn't exist, but
> > don't let that fact stop you from lying.
>
> Bwahahaha! It doesn't exist anywhere near the
> relative slums that you inhabit, Jethro, but the
> folks around here continue to regale themselves in
> it daily. The equestrians in particular seem to
> enjoy it.

The horses in your mind enjoy it too!

> > Two doors down.
>
> Didn't that used to be the gas station?

No, I was not your place of employment.

> > Too bad that ain't you, chubs.
>
> Yeah, it is. Has been for quite a long time.

Dreams don't count.

> > You'd give your left sack to live in my
> > neighborhood. The problem is that you couldn't
> g> keep up with the annual taxes as they are
> likely
> > more than you make in six months.
>
> Well, I pay the taxes on this place in about two
> weeks. And there's really quite a bit left over
> after that, you worthless ignorant scum-sucker.

I'm sure taxes on a neighborhood that is still correcting in this market are affordable to most 9 to 5 drones.

> > Nah, you are all butthurt and bitchy. You
> aren't
> > annoyed, you are downright angry and that makes
> me
> > happy.
>
> Just amusing myself with the intellectual
> equivalent of pulling the wings off of flies. You
> apparently have no idea of how incredibly poorly
> you are doing at this. Or you do and are just too
> right-wing fucking gutless to face up to any of
> it.

Umm, you're the one running like a lil bitch from your lies.

> > You can still have appreciating assets and a
> few
> > months mortgage in the checking account. Well,
> I
> > can, apparently you and the Ferris' are too
> stupid
> > or don't have the income to accomplish that.
>
> Running away to nowhere near the point again,
> asswipe. A TSP loan is a quite rational way of
> providing short-term liquidity. You fell down all
> over that point due to your lack of any sort of
> financial savvy at all.

Given the direct and indirect costs of a TSP loan, it is never a wise financial move to borrow money from it. The fact that you think this is a rational financial move indicates your mom probably still balances your checkbook.

> > Look at Mr. Bigshot with a lawn mowing service.
>
>
> Yeah, I actually HAVE a lawn. And a lot of
> landscaping. In your neck of the woods, we tend
> to come instead across barren patches of dust.

Now you think I live in some desert? You are a fucking moron to the Nth degree.

> > I've NEVER known anyone with a lawn mowing
> service!
>
> Wow! No one?

And you are too stupid to grasp sarcasm.


> I'm hardly surprised that you would be familiar
> with Upscale Resale. I'm sure you spent many
> hours there ogling and dreaming. But there is no
> view of Arby's. That's way down by the corner,
> beyond the H-Mart and across the street from
> Merrifield Garden Center. Such a clueless little
> dork-brain.

Yup, no Arby's view. Instead you had a view of the VDOT salt and sand domes. That's really classy! LOL!


> Well, if for some reason you simply had to have a
> bordeaux, you could go with the 2010 Chateau
> Batailley Pauillac at $125 a bottle.

Yeah, if I wanted to wait six years to open it, I might just order that, dipshit.

> We went with a couple of the Darioush Napa Chardonnay. It's
> quite good. Ever had it?

Sure. It is a decent bottle for the price.

> And of course, I didn't
> go there for the wine. I went there because it's
> new. And I know two of the principals. Good to
> be able to provide a little feedback next time I
> see them. Of course, at your station in life,
> there would be no need of understanding how
> big-money networking occurs.

You're right, I don't network in restaurants in Merrifield. I'll stick to the club.

> The same folks own
> the other two stores on the property -- Open Road
> or whatever and the Italian Market. Stopped into
> Open Road after dinner. It looks like it should
> do well. Pretty good crowd in there for 10:30 on
> a weeknight. Haven't done the Italian Market yet,
> or Taylor's over in the Mosaic District. I'll
> have to get over there soon.

You get right on that. Must be awesome to have to drive to some mediocre restaurant in Merrifield from horse country!


> Hilarious. What's a ribeye at 2941? Is it served
> for two at $95, you ignorant pussy-pants fuckwad?
> How about at Chez Francois or at The Inn? And by
> that of course, I mean the one at Little
> Washington, not the one in Vienna. Worthless
> downscale dumbshit!

I usually don't order off the menu at the aforementioned places, so I have no idea what a ribeye costs there.


> Of course you hadn't, The Original Pancake House
> would be more your speed.

Is that where you work now? I'll be sure to go in there and look for the dumbass and leave a nice tip.

> Uh-huh. Kind of a stretch there, Shorty,
> considering that you'd never fucking heard of the
> place until I just mentioned it. What a
> completely useless turd-brain.

Yeah, sorry, I didn't get my edition of Merrifield Monthly to let me know. Glad to see you did. Did you enjoy the articles on radio towers and run down shopping centers?

> Anyway, in the
> unlikely event that you rake in some really good
> Christmas tips from the paper route, the
> unimaginative porkbelly was very good, and the
> unspectacular home+made orecchiette was excellent
> as well. You know, I sometimes worry about
> broccoli rabe, but it fit this dish very nicely.

I am sure it stacked up for a rube like you. But, then again, we both know you are full of shit.


> Assuming that you actually have a garage -- not
> all that common down in the dumps -- you are
> correct that I wouldn't consider living in it for
> all the money in the world. Where would the
> horses go? I don't own them myself, but what if
> friends came over?

No horses? Can't keep up with the Jones'?

> That's a pretty harsh thing to say to a one-time
> White House Fellow and former US rep to the OECD.
> Among other things.

Perhaps if you were those things, it might be, but it is just another line of bullshit from you. What's wrong, can dish it out, but can't take it, pussy?

> You already blew yourself up on that shit,
> dumbfuck. If there is even ONE such neighborhood
> alkong the W&OD, it is altogether possible that I
> indeed live in it.

No, it isn't. You may have visited it, but your sorry ass lives nowhere near opulence.

> This despite your fumbling
> asshat childish tirades and tantrums to the
> contrary. Go see if you can find someone to
> change your diaper, fuckwad.

Diaper fetish too? You are one sick queer.

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Posted by: LOL! ()
Date: October 21, 2013 04:55PM

Jobs? Who needs 'em? Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Oh look - non working trolls trolling.
> Keep up the good work, though...

You work for peanuts because otherwise you will have no money at all and will have to go on welfare. Having worked for a long time at very well compensated endeavors, I already have more money than I will ever be able to spend. Hence, I can kick back and devote time when I feel like it to charitable and other projects -- and you can't. So much for you.

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Re: Gov't Shutdown Sob Stories - Give me a break
Posted by: Bon Appetit ()
Date: October 21, 2013 07:12PM

Interesting. Two obscenely rich old white guys one upping each other while swearing profusely. Don't see that every day (well, at least not on here). Carry on, gentlemen.

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Re: Gov't Shutdown Sob Stories - Give me a break
Posted by: Nobody Cares ()
Date: October 21, 2013 07:28PM

I wish those two would just blow each other and get it over with.

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Re: Gov't Shutdown Sob Stories - Give me a break
Posted by: strange but true ()
Date: October 21, 2013 07:34PM

LOL! Wrote:
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> Jobs? Who needs 'em? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oh look - non working trolls trolling.
> > Keep up the good work, though...
>
> You work for peanuts because otherwise you will
> have no money at all and will have to go on
> welfare. Having worked for a long time at very
> well compensated endeavors, I already have more
> money than I will ever be able to spend. Hence, I
> can kick back and devote time when I feel like it
> to charitable and other projects -- and you can't.
> So much for you.


Clearly, LOL! is young and without means.

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Re: Gov't Shutdown Sob Stories - Give me a break
Posted by: Jobs? Who needs 'em? ()
Date: October 21, 2013 08:02PM

"and you can't"

And yet, here I am. You = abject failure, FBG.

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Re: Gov't Shutdown Sob Stories - Give me a break
Posted by: wrongg ()
Date: October 22, 2013 04:29PM

LOL, even if you are wealthy,what kind of person comes to FFU and brags in thread after thread how wealthy he is?

Unseemly.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/22/2013 04:30PM by wrongg.

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Re: Gov't Shutdown Sob Stories - Give me a break
Posted by: net detective ()
Date: October 22, 2013 04:37PM

wrongg Wrote:
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> LOL, even if you are wealthy,what kind of person
> comes to FFU and brags in thread after thread how
> wealthy he is?
>
> Unseemly.


He is the same douche that got his ass handed to him in this thread. Funny, for a dude that bills himself "Smarter Than You," he really is an idiot.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/1178407/1179415.html

He seems to have a thing for Merrifield. For someone that supposedly lives in horse country, he seems to spend a good bit of time in Merrifield!

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Re: Gov't Shutdown Sob Stories - Give me a break
Posted by: wrongg ()
Date: October 23, 2013 03:56PM

Maybe he LOL! at his previous screen name.

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