she is a hottie McHamWallet.

koonta Wrote:
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> she is a hottie McHamWallet.


Are you saying she's a jew?

Anyways,
I'd let her pull my handbrake if you know what I mean.

Had a date with the lovely Crystal Friday night
She picked me up in her BRAND NEW CAR!
and proceeded to WOW me all night long

she hypmotized with her big blue eyes and that charming crooked smile

excuse I'm very very sick

ah my love Wrote:
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> that
> charming crooked smile
>
>


^^
That's not all that's crooked about her! If you check out the way she does business, you'll see how crooked she really is.

TheoneNonly, yes i owned a chrysler back when the lovely crystal's uncle ran the joint
your a darn tooting them Koons run a clip joint but then again the lovely tammy darvish ran a rip off place at her dealership in fairfax city, the damn transmission repair had a service bulletin on it and chrysler was covering the cost of repairs only the effers at fairfax chrysler didn't tell me till i looked it up on this here internet and then they took forever and ever to repay me

i took the car out to field one day and shot it

I would never go to Darcars either. I hear Tammy and Krystal are buddies. I guess being unatractive women who lie cheat and steal gave them something to bond over. Avoid Sheehy too. They aren't as bad as Koons, because lets face it NOBODY could be worse than Koons, but Sheehy is full of liars and their service department is even more dishonest than their sales floor. On three differenet occasions several months apart, the manager didn't get back to me because he claimed his mother had just died. What kid of low life makes up a story about his mother's death? Low life scum is the only answer I can think of. His mother will probably end up dying of shame!

ruffyy Wrote:
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> Travis Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> How do they record Crystals voice. It always looks
> like the voice and the mouth are not in synch and
> the voice seems fake, fake, fake!!!!
I used to think Krystal was a drag queen, but I learned she is really a shaved gorilla with a blond wig. Then they just do the Mr. Ed trick and put peanut butter on her gums to make the lips move. A real person does the voice in a recording studio. A little bit of Hollywood magic right here in Northern VA.

Jolian Wrote:
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> who exactly is Crystal Koons? (the female in all
> those car commercials for local Koons dealers)

I just finished reading this entire thread and I'm kind of appalled by all the hostility. I'm not talking about dissing Krystal Koons--when somebody puts herself on TV god knows how many hours a day, she's making herself a big, fat target. It's pretty near impossible to turn on the tube without encountering Krystal at least once in any 30-minute period. Add the fact that she probably has more money than all of us put together, and you have to say she deserves whatever she gets. Nobody makes her do those stupid, irritating ads.

What worries me more is the anger you guys ended up directing at each other. That's not what this thread is about. Is there really that much free-floating hostility out there? I'm not sure why. Maybe it's the economy. Maybe it's Katrina and the oil spill. Maybe it's the fact that we're stuck in two wars we have no way to get out of. Maybe it's the fact that everybody in anonymous and can say what they want without fear of retribution.

Whatever the answer, I'd like to ask whoever follows this post to just consider the possibility that this kind of anger is a totally useless emotion that does nothing but sap your emotional energy. Make fun of K.K. all you want, but put your anger toward fellow posters away. Make the world a happier place, if only for a day.

Just a thought.

I'd like to see Crystal Koons in a good porn movie. Does she have a sex tape out yet?

Stud Man Wrote:
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> I'd like to see Crystal Koons in a good porn
> movie. Does she have a sex tape out yet?


Google Tranny, Beastiality or Shemale. If there is one those would be the categories.

Hey myceoft why don't you go eff lying lon solomon with your effing thought
just a thought

check out the crystal koons tv commercial she's got running on Univision during the World Cup...man she looks her scariest yet

So we're supposed to believe she isn't a lesbian because she says she's not? That just proves she is because everything the woman(?) says is a lie. Anybody who thinks Koons is a good place to do business might also want to look in to buying the Brooklyn bridge. You'll never meet a worse group of people than Koons employees. Don't give that bitch any of your money!

I'm still waiting for the Krystal Koons bikini calendar hoochie mama

thedogatemyhomework Wrote:
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> >
> > How do they record Crystals voice. It always
> looks
> > like the voice and the mouth are not in synch
> and
> > the voice seems fake, fake, fake!!!!
> I used to think Krystal was a drag queen, but I
> learned she is really a shaved gorilla with a
> blond wig. Then they just do the Mr. Ed trick and
> put peanut butter on her gums to make the lips
> move. A real person does the voice in a recording
> studio. A little bit of Hollywood magic right here
> in Northern VA.
It isn't very nice to call Krystal a Gorilla. Gorilla's are much better looking and smarter!

This dealership lies to you they don't cover items under warranty. They quote you a price to buy your vehicle then try to talk you down. They have signs saying they pay 125% of kelly blue book. Arrogant meat heads & slick talking salesman running this place. If these aren't enough warnings for you just go talk to these guys behind the counter for a couple minutes i would rather spend an evening with Jeffery Damer & Charles Manson then the tools they have working there.

Yeah another happy customer!

So how do you like your new Ford?


.

==================================================================================
"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

So there's one of them new small ford vans in my condo complex emblazoned with an ad for the Koons automotive business with her loveliness Krystal smiling jackal like in the ad She has her arms crossed against her sumptious chest with her big hands in plain sight. I noticed she bites her fingernails down to the nubs.

wally pip Wrote:
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> So there's one of them new small ford vans in my
> condo complex emblazoned with an ad for the Koons
> automotive business with her loveliness Krystal
> smiling jackal like in the ad She has her arms
> crossed against her sumptious chest with her big
> hands in plain sight. I noticed she bites her
> fingernails down to the nubs.

Thanks for the update!

Was watching one of the Spanish channels the other day when a Koons commercial aired. It was her in that raspy voice speaking distinct bland white girl Spanish. This commercial was in line with the usual ones we see on the Engresh channels with all kids repeating "Kooooons!" Yet these kids were of the Hispanic variation.

wally pip Wrote:
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> So there's one of them new small ford vans in my
> condo complex emblazoned with an ad for the Koons
> automotive business with her loveliness Krystal
> smiling jackal like in the ad She has her arms
> crossed against her sumptious chest with her big
> hands in plain sight. I noticed she bites her
> fingernails down to the nubs.

why would it be in a condo complex? was it passing through or someone driving it?

If you have a Koons employee living at your condo, make sure your unit is locked at all times! If they work for Koons they are a theif. These are not the kind of people you want in your complex.

anon-queer 'binx' wrote :
> "If you have a Koons employee living at your condo,
> make sure your unit is locked at all times! If they
> work for Koons they are a theif. These are not the
> kind of people you want in your complex."

SAME THING GOES FOR NEGGERS, SPICS, PEDOS, AND FAGS.
.

==================================================================================
"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

^^^
First off you should learn to spell.
Second there is no proof the groups you mentioned commit any more crimes than anyone else. There is lots of proof that Koons employees steal.

So since you're obviously stupid, a liar, and unable to check facts, my guess is you must work for Koons. If you don't work for Koons I suggest you apply. You seem to be exactly the kind of person they hire.

Peace

Who is Krystal Koons? She's a fucking lying bitch!!!!!!!!!!
Do not buy a car from Koons!! The staff are a bunch of lying shitheads!! If you ever meet a Koons employee don't shake their hand, kick them in the balls instead!!

The men at Koons don't have balls! Real men get real jobs! The "men" who work at Koons are pathetic exuses for people. They could never get real jobs at reputable businesses. Trust me Koons "men" are the absolute bottom of the barrel!

Reply to the remark Crazy White people use guns {please!} you must not read the newspapers from Baltimore.And Crystal Koons I'd Tap that.Oh and I have seen some of the good that the Koons family have done.

Jolian Wrote:
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> who exactly is Crystal Koons? (the female in all
> those car commercials for local Koons dealers)


Why is she always holding up her shirt sleeves? Is she hiding something? Maybe she is a cutter. Regardless I'd give her a pearl neckless as down payment

We're gonna WOW ya! :)

So cum on over big boy

WTF Wrote:
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Oh and I
> have seen some of the good that the Koons family
> have done.


Can you please give some examples? I get complaints about Koons on a daily basis. I want to believe there is good in everybody, but I have not seen anything to make me think Krystal or anyone from Koons is a good person. I know they are not a reputable car dealership.

Notice that when a poster claims Krystal has done godd things and is asked to back it up they never can?

Krystal and her evil employees don't know the meaning of the word good.

Who are all these Krystal bashers/haters? Is Rosenthal paying you guys?

Jolian Wrote:
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> who exactly is Crystal Koons? (the female in all
> those car commercials for local Koons dealers)

Who else thinks she is the most annoying person on TV? They would have to be giving cars away for me to go to any of their dealerships.

WhoDat wrote :
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> "Who are all these Krystal bashers/haters?"
> "Is Rosenthal paying you guys?"

THEY ARE "ALL" THE *SAME* PERSON.
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SOCK PUPPETS ?
OH AND TRUST ME, NOBODY WILL PAY THEM FOR ANYTHING.
THAT IS WHY THEY SPEND THEIR LIVES HERE ON THIS SITE.

Krystal Koons Wrote:
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> WhoDat wrote :
> -------------------------
> > "Who are all these Krystal bashers/haters?"
> > "Is Rosenthal paying you guys?"
>
> THEY ARE "ALL" THE *SAME* PERSON.
> HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SOCK PUPPETS ?
> OH AND TRUST ME, NOBODY WILL PAY THEM FOR
> ANYTHING.
> THAT IS WHY THEY SPEND THEIR LIVES HERE ON THIS
> SITE.

Are you the real Krystal Koons? I have always wanted to ask you two questions.

Krystal Koons Wrote:
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> WhoDat wrote :
> -------------------------
> > "Who are all these Krystal bashers/haters?"
> > "Is Rosenthal paying you guys?"
>
> THEY ARE "ALL" THE *SAME* PERSON.
> HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SOCK PUPPETS ?
> OH AND TRUST ME, NOBODY WILL PAY THEM FOR
> ANYTHING.
> THAT IS WHY THEY SPEND THEIR LIVES HERE ON THIS
> SITE.
Yet another lie!

so Springman....how many new cars have you purchased from Koons?...from anybody? What's the Springmans' beacon score?

Everyone with a 530 leaves Koons, and anyone else, feeling offended. But the truth is such that it is only the previous institutuions that loaned you money, and then got stiffed, BY YOU, that have the right to be offended.

Breath deeply....calm down....life is a long, hard, dismal slog when you default on your commitments, but demand respect in turn.

Crystal Koons is a great porn name.

I got one of them cold call messages from Koons of Tysons Corner last week for my GM car that I haven't taken there in years. Gee whiz the gal named Bridgette(no it wasn't Krystal disguising her voice) sounded so sexy and cute on the phone encouraging me to come by for an oil change or other repairs I might need. She asked me to call her personally for any assistance I might need then I remembered how shitty I'd been treated at that joint in the past. But hey maybe I'll go by to get a look at Bridgette one day.

WHat's up with her new, weird commercial? She's talking to herself into her cellphone, tripping or something?

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> WHat's up with her new, weird commercial? She's
> talking to herself into her cellphone, tripping or
> something?


I think she's supposed to be using one of those funny voice talking apps for iphone or Android. Like:

http://www.appbrain.com/app/talking-tom-cat-free/com.outfit7.talkingtom

http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/talking-tom-cat/id377194688?mt=8

I am not a Krystal Koons hater and don't mind the commercials she is in until now!
The new ad where she or the cars talk baby talk is SO F!@#$# STUPID!!!!
Is that idiotic behavior supposed to entice me in to buying a car from Koons?
Not a chance!! And they are wasting so much money by playing it SOOOOOOO much!!
It's even more aggrevating than that stupid car ad that used to say everything twice!
Please stop the stupid cell phone ads!!!!!!

This region has a rich history of truly bad TV ads by local car dealers. The KF atrocities are especially bad however.
Each new KF commercial Crystal does seems worse than the previous. The most recent (helium voice/ baby talk) represents an all time low and may well be the worst TV ad I've ever seen.
Just. F'ing. Awful.

Well then it's perfect for Koons. They're the worst car dealer I've ever seen and they ar F'ing awful!

You obviously never lived in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and had to endure the "Ernie von Schloedorn" commercials. He was a car dealer who put himself on and his line was "Who 'ya know wants to buy a car?" Then he had the insipid music singing "Ernie von Shloedorn, Main Street in Menominee Falls." He was a bald guy with pretty bad clothes. It was just horrible. Crystal Koons "wowing" is so much better.

HateStupidCommercialsEvenMore Wrote:
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> This region has a rich history of truly bad TV ads
> by local car dealers. The KF atrocities are
> especially bad however.
> Each new KF commercial Crystal does seems worse
> than the previous. The most recent (helium voice/
> baby talk) represents an all time low and may well
> be the worst TV ad I've ever seen.
> Just. F'ing. Awful.


The ad is awful, but you should have some context. There is a Talking Tom application for Smart Phones. She is supposed to be talking into it. Here's an example someone put up online...



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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

^^^

Nah, that's not even necessary. You have to have "meaning" to apply context, which ALL of their ads desperately lack...

HateStupidCommercials Wrote:
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> ...The new ad where she or the cars talk baby talk is
> SO F!@#$# STUPID!!!!
> Is that idiotic behavior supposed to entice me in
> to buying a car from Koons?
> Not a chance!!

The "Wow Ya!" and World Cup spots ( "iKoons-Puta [Oops, I mean Punto]-COM!"), that I have seen ad nauseam, are NOTHING compared to this new campaign.

She just NEEDS to get the fuck out...her AND that fucking 'mo, in the lime-green, from those equally annoying Cox spots!!!

WRC NBCWashington (4), WTTG MyFoxDC (5), WJLA ABC (7), WUSA CBS (9), WFDC Univision (14), WDCA My20...I hope that you ALL realize that when these two come on I change the channel, and I don't come back.

If anyone reading this had an accident due to the snow storm, please don't take your car to Koons for repairs. I have several complaints about them sitting on my desk. Do not do business with Koons.

consumer reporter Wrote:
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> If anyone reading this had an accident due to the
> snow storm, please don't take your car to Koons
> for repairs. I have several complaints about them
> sitting on my desk. Do not do business with Koons.


I would assume Koons probably sends cars out for bodywork, so it isn't necessarily a reflection of how they might repair your vehicle. I purchased a vehicle from them and have always had a good experience with their service department.

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

HateStupidCommercialsEvenMore Wrote:
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>
> The most recent (helium voice/
> baby talk) represents an all time low and may well
> be the worst TV ad I've ever seen.

If you're talking about the one where Crystal Koons is playing on her smartphone and then says "You guys are so cute!"- I totally agree. Not only is it a stupid ad, NBC4 has been airing it a dozen times a night during their evening news. Ugh!!

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> consumer reporter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If anyone reading this had an accident due to
> the
> > snow storm, please don't take your car to Koons
> > for repairs. I have several complaints about
> them
> > sitting on my desk. Do not do business with
> Koons.
>
>
> I would assume Koons probably sends cars out for
> bodywork, so it isn't necessarily a reflection of
> how they might repair your vehicle. I purchased a
> vehicle from them and have always had a good
> experience with their service department.


I'm glad you had a good experience with Koons, but you are definitley in the minority. I work as a consumer reporter. I get many complaints about Sheehy, Darcars, Jerry's etc, but I get more complaints about Koons than any other car dealer in the DC area.

is she animatronic or what?
Attachments:

G Wrote:
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> is she animatronic or what?


If she is, I want one.

I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT HER, I WANT ONE ALSO !

If the eyes are the window to the soul. It's pretty obvious she doesn't have one.

IF FOREHEAD SIZE IS DIRECTLY PROPORTIONATE TO INTELLIGENCE,
THEN TYRA BANKS MUST BE A FUCKING GENIUS !

Good Grief!! Sherwin Williams doesn't have enough paint to make that thing look good.

YOU'RE RIGHT, TYRA BANKS IS A DOG !

Which of these are her siblings/parents?

"KOONS ","IAN ","S","023"," 3800","HILLCREST ","LA","ANNANDALE ","VA","08/17/2006","FAIL OBEY STOP/YLD-SGN "
"KOONS ","JAN ","M","060"," 3800","HILLCREST ","LN","ANNANDALE ","VA","07/10/2009","FAIL OBEY HWY SIGN "
"KOONS ","JEREMY ","S","025"," 32","MEALEY ","PW","HAGERSTOWN ","MD","11/11/2004","DISPLAY OF LIC PLATES "
"KOONS ","JOHN ","W","019"," 5348","CHANDLEY FARM "," ","CENTREVILLE ","VA","06/18/2008","FAIL PAY FULL TIME & ATTENTION "
"KOONS ","JOHN ","W","023"," 1207","WINDROCK ","DR","MCLEAN ","VA","10/05/2003","DRIVING W/O LIC ENDORSEMENT "
"KOONS ","JOHN ","W","027"," 11800","SUNSET HILLS ","RD","RESTON ","VA","03/05/2007","50-54MPH/35MPH ZONE "
"KOONS ","JOHN ","W","027"," 11800","SUNSET HILLS ","RD","RESTON ","VA","03/05/2007","FAIL WEAR SAFETY BELT "
"KOONS ","JOHN ","W","042"," 5348","CHANDLEY FARM ","CI","CENTREVILLE ","VA","08/07/2008","FAIL OBEY HWY SIGN "
"KOONS ","JONI ","J","056"," 8011","WASHINGTON ","AV","ALEXANDRIA ","VA","05/18/2005","FAIL OBEY HWY SIGN "
"KOONS ","KATRINA ","P","044"," 5348","CHANDLEY FARM ","DR","CENTREVILLE ","VA","04/03/2006","45-49MPH/25MPH IN SCHOOL ZONE "
"KOONS ","LAURA ","L","020"," 4316","SILAS HUTCHINSON ","DR","CHANTILLY ","VA","01/02/2007","45-49MPH/35MPH ZONE "
"KOONS ","NANCY "," ","062"," 1207","WINDROCK ","DR","MCLEAN ","VA","09/11/2009","40-44MPH/25MPH IN SCHOOL ZONE "
"KOONS ","SUSAN ","M","026"," 219","WILD CAT ","DR","FRONT ROYAL ","VA","05/11/2005","FAIL OBEY HWY SIGN "
"KOONS ","SUSAN ","M","029"," 1207","WINDROCK ","DR","MCLEAN ","VA","01/09/2008","40-44MPH/25MPH IN SCHOOL ZONE "
"KOONS ","WALTER ","R","053"," 4316","SILAS HUTCHINSON ","DR","CHANTILLY ","VA","11/08/2005","60-64MPH/45MPH ZONE "

consumer reporter Wrote:
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> If anyone reading this had an accident due to the
> snow storm, please don't take your car to Koons
> for repairs. I have several complaints about them
> sitting on my desk. Do not do business with Koons.


If you were a legitimate consumer reporter, you would reference an article you have written or are writting to support this call to action. You do not. You just expect us to take you at your anonymous word because we should believe who or what you claim to be.

I would say that you are fairly typical for all consumer reporters, but that would be unfair. Fair or "supported with facts" is a attribute you are ceretainly lacking being a "consumer reporter".

I suggest that you, like I suggested the Human Resources Professional do a couple weeks ago, check with your trade association/ Society or the like and do a little research on ethics and standards. You, as a consumer reporter, will be amazed at what you find.

For instance, as a journalist, the Society Of Professional Journalists publishes their code of ethics and standards on the web and you don't even have to be a member to see it. Were you aware of this?

Part of these ethics say journalists must "— Diligently seek out subjects of news stories to give them the opportunity to respond to allegations of wrongdoing."
Did you do this? How many Koons have you contacted to get their side of the story?
Another standard is "— Identify sources whenever feasible. The public is entitled to as much information as possible on sources' reliability." Were you aware of this? I know you aren't required to identify sources, but not identifying yourself and not identifying sources is rumor mongering, not reporting.

There are more standards and ethics you can find on the SPJ website. I just glanced at the first four and you violated the first four, so I stopped there. I hope I have helped you become a better journalist.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/31/2011 04:30PM by Radiophile.

Consumer reporter Wrote:
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> WTF Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> Oh and I
> > have seen some of the good that the Koons
> family
> > have done.
>
>
> Can you please give some examples? I get
> complaints about Koons on a daily basis. I want to
> believe there is good in everybody, but I have not
> seen anything to make me think Krystal or anyone
> from Koons is a good person. I know they are not a
> reputable car dealership.


Please see my above post "consumer reporter". We all want you to be successful. Are you aware that a blatant violation of the SPJ code of ethics is enough to get you legitimately and "justifiably" dismissed from your employer? This hold true if you or your employer are a member or not.

We all have big hope that you will google "ethics and journalism" and become a better consumer reporter.

If you had bothered to read my previous posts, it was already explained why I can't reveal my identity. My employer won't allow me to report on Koons because they buy advertising. I don't like not being able to report these things, but I need my job. Posting here is a way to inform the public and keep my job. In case you aren't aware reporter jobs aren't that easy to come by these days. That is just the reality of the situation.

consumer reporter Wrote:
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> If you had bothered to read my previous posts, it
> was already explained why I can't reveal my
> identity. My employer won't allow me to report on
> Koons because they buy advertising. I don't like
> not being able to report these things, but I need
> my job. Posting here is a way to inform the public
> and keep my job. In case you aren't aware reporter
> jobs aren't that easy to come by these days. That
> is just the reality of the situation.

"— Deny favored treatment to advertisers and special interests and resist their pressure to influence news coverage."

That is from the SPJ ethics section. I casll complete 100% bullshit on everything you said. You just make shit up as you go along.


Since you have violated so many of the standards of ethcial journalism, why should I even bother to read your dribble, I mean "reporting"?

And Fairfax Underground is NOT a reliable source of information and shockingly not a reliable diseminator of information. Idiot.

You are here to inform the public, yet you have not contacted Koons for their response? What rag would hire an idiot like you?
And besides, real reporter would report the facts and let us decide how to use them. You reported "dont go to koons!" and called yourself a reporter. Even Fox News would not stand for reporting like that.

Even the Pennysaver would not instruct their consumer reporters to stay away from rporting "facts" about their clients. Their PR writers sure, but not their reporters.

I feel bad that you call yourself a reporter when you have no idea what that means.



Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 01/31/2011 07:44PM by Radiophile.

And besides, idiot "NOT A CONSUMER REPORTER" can you name me one reporter who uses an exclamation point in the body of his work? Weekly World News and direct quotes form a source aside, exclamation points are just not used in legitimate reporting.

Idiot not a consumer reporter,

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=!+site%3Awashingtonpost.com

AGREED.

consumer reporter = IDIOT

Obviously you don't work in the media. Advertisers pay the bills and things in the media are tight.It doesn't matter if you believe me. That is the way it is. Ask anyone in the media.

There is a huge difference between what I post on a message board and anything I would put out as a news story. I never said I was reporting a news story when I posted here. I was just posting what I knew like everyone else. I do feel the public should know how Koons does business.

My guess and it is only a guess is you work for Koons and I've raised a few feathers. Instead of actually defending Koons business practices you've decided to attack me instead. This sounds very much like one of the tactics Koons pulls. Perhaps instead of attacking me, you can expalin why Koons did the things they did to the other people who have posted their stories?

Radiophile Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> consumer reporter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If anyone reading this had an accident due to
> the
> > snow storm, please don't take your car to Koons
> > for repairs. I have several complaints about
> them
> > sitting on my desk. Do not do business with
> Koons.
>
>
> If you were a legitimate consumer reporter, you
> would reference an article you have written or are
> writting to support this call to action. You do
> not. You just expect us to take you at your
> anonymous word because we should believe who or
> what you claim to be.
>
> I would say that you are fairly typical for all
> consumer reporters, but that would be unfair. Fair
> or "supported with facts" is a attribute you are
> ceretainly lacking being a "consumer reporter".
>
> I suggest that you, like I suggested the Human
> Resources Professional do a couple weeks ago,
> check with your trade association/ Society or the
> like and do a little research on ethics and
> standards. You, as a consumer reporter, will be
> amazed at what you find.
>
> For instance, as a journalist, the Society Of
> Professional Journalists publishes their code of
> ethics and standards on the web and you don't even
> have to be a member to see it. Were you aware of
> this?
>
> Part of these ethics say journalists must "—
> Diligently seek out subjects of news stories to
> give them the opportunity to respond to
> allegations of wrongdoing."
> Did you do this? How many Koons have you contacted
> to get their side of the story?
> Another standard is "— Identify sources whenever
> feasible. The public is entitled to as much
> information as possible on sources' reliability."
> Were you aware of this? I know you aren't required
> to identify sources, but not identifying yourself
> and not identifying sources is rumor mongering,
> not reporting.
>
> There are more standards and ethics you can find
> on the SPJ website. I just glanced at the first
> four and you violated the first four, so I stopped
> there. I hope I have helped you become a better
> journalist.


You're attacking consumer reporter and defending Koons??? If anyone doesn't have ethics it's Koons. They're a bunch of lying theives. You must be some loser who works at Koons because you can't get a real job. Why else would you defend them?

HEY !
STOP BACKING YOUR OPINION UP WITH ANON-SOCK PUPPETS MR. "CONSUMER REPORTER".
IT DOES NOTHING FOR YOUR CREDIBILITY AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE
DOUCHE BAG.

None of them, the family lives in Maryland. Dad is Jimmy, mom is CeeCee; she has an older sister named Dresden and a younger sister named Tiffany.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1231413703
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1360827358


Radiophile Wrote:
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> Which of these are her siblings/parents?
>
> "KOONS ","IAN ","S","023","
> 3800","HILLCREST ","LA","ANNANDALE
> ","VA","08/17/2006","FAIL OBEY STOP/YLD-SGN
> "
> "KOONS ","JAN ","M","060","
> 3800","HILLCREST ","LN","ANNANDALE
> ","VA","07/10/2009","FAIL OBEY HWY SIGN
> "
> "KOONS ","JEREMY ","S","025","
> 32","MEALEY ","PW","HAGERSTOWN
> ","MD","11/11/2004","DISPLAY OF LIC PLATES
> "
> "KOONS ","JOHN ","W","019","
> 5348","CHANDLEY FARM "," ","CENTREVILLE
> ","VA","06/18/2008","FAIL PAY FULL TIME &
> ATTENTION "
> "KOONS ","JOHN ","W","023","
> 1207","WINDROCK ","DR","MCLEAN
> ","VA","10/05/2003","DRIVING W/O LIC ENDORSEMENT
> "
> "KOONS ","JOHN ","W","027","
> 11800","SUNSET HILLS ","RD","RESTON
> ","VA","03/05/2007","50-54MPH/35MPH ZONE
> "
> "KOONS ","JOHN ","W","027","
> 11800","SUNSET HILLS ","RD","RESTON
> ","VA","03/05/2007","FAIL WEAR SAFETY BELT
> "
> "KOONS ","JOHN ","W","042","
> 5348","CHANDLEY FARM ","CI","CENTREVILLE
> ","VA","08/07/2008","FAIL OBEY HWY SIGN
> "
> "KOONS ","JONI ","J","056","
> 8011","WASHINGTON ","AV","ALEXANDRIA
> ","VA","05/18/2005","FAIL OBEY HWY SIGN
> "
> "KOONS ","KATRINA ","P","044","
> 5348","CHANDLEY FARM ","DR","CENTREVILLE
> ","VA","04/03/2006","45-49MPH/25MPH IN SCHOOL ZONE
> "
> "KOONS ","LAURA ","L","020","
> 4316","SILAS HUTCHINSON ","DR","CHANTILLY
> ","VA","01/02/2007","45-49MPH/35MPH ZONE
> "
> "KOONS ","NANCY "," ","062","
> 1207","WINDROCK ","DR","MCLEAN
> ","VA","09/11/2009","40-44MPH/25MPH IN SCHOOL ZONE
> "
> "KOONS ","SUSAN ","M","026","
> 219","WILD CAT ","DR","FRONT ROYAL
> ","VA","05/11/2005","FAIL OBEY HWY SIGN
> "
> "KOONS ","SUSAN ","M","029","
> 1207","WINDROCK ","DR","MCLEAN
> ","VA","01/09/2008","40-44MPH/25MPH IN SCHOOL ZONE
> "
> "KOONS ","WALTER ","R","053","
> 4316","SILAS HUTCHINSON ","DR","CHANTILLY
> ","VA","11/08/2005","60-64MPH/45MPH ZONE
> "

TheoneNonly Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------

> You're attacking consumer reporter and defending
> Koons??? If anyone doesn't have ethics it's Koons.
> They're a bunch of lying theives. You must be some
> loser who works at Koons because you can't get a
> real job. Why else would you defend them?

I attacked "consumer reporter" for violating nearly all ethical standards his industry is supposed to adhere to.

He is not a consumer reporter, journalist or anyone with any affiliation to any company that disseminates legitimate news. Sorry, but that is true.

Where have I defended Koons? Really where? I want you to point out where I said anything about koons?

I only said, in other words, prove the very serious allegations and his "call to action". Should we all boycott Koons cause some idiot on the internet says so? Should I post "A millionaire is giving away $100,000 to anyone who jumps in the potomac. Jump in the Potomac right now!". Which is the equivalent of what he did?

Really, I ask again. Find where I defended Koons in any way.

consumer reporter Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
>
> There is a huge difference between what I post on
> a message board and anything I would put out as a
> news story. I never said I was reporting a news
> story when I posted here. I was just posting what
> I knew like everyone else. I do feel the public
> should know how Koons does business.

You did not. you did not. You did not.
You made a specific "call to action". Expressing you opinion is one thing. You went further and demanded a call to action based upon your words.

"The one in Falls Church is one of the worst. Never use them for repairs! I wouldn't take a skate board to Koons! Avoid Koons car lots at all costs."

>
> My guess and it is only a guess is you work for
> Koons and I've raised a few feathers. Instead of
> actually defending Koons business practices you've
> decided to attack me instead.

Funny, the other illiterate anonymous poster thinks I am defending Koons. At least you know I am not.

And I know nothing of their business practices, which is why I said nothing about them. I do know about YOU business practices though, and felt free to comment on them. Tell me one thing I have said that is wrong? Have you violated the SPJ Code of Ethics? Are you making excuses for it? You say you have many complaints, but how many happy customers do they? We don't know. You did not ask them.

So let us say you have 6 complaints, for instance, being a "consumer reporter". You call Koons and ask them about it and get their response. That is what a reporter does. did they have 6 complaints about their body shop? Did they do work on 10,000 cars last year so 6 unhappy customers would give the a 99%+ satisfaction rate. But we wont know cause "consumer reporter" jumped to conclusions

.
> This sounds very
> much like one of the tactics Koons pulls. Perhaps
> instead of attacking me, you can expalin why Koons
> did the things they did to the other people who
> have posted their stories?

I have nothing to do with Koons. You identified yourself as a "consumer reporter" which ethically gives you a higher standard to adhere to than just a schmoe on a message board.

What you did would be like me identifying myself as a fireman and telling people that such and such restaurant is a fire trap when the only basis for that would be I saw employees smoking in the alley.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/02/2011 04:11PM by Radiophile.

Radiophile Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> TheoneNonly Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > You're attacking consumer reporter and
> defending
> > Koons??? If anyone doesn't have ethics it's
> Koons.
> > They're a bunch of lying theives. You must be
> some
> > loser who works at Koons because you can't get
> a
> > real job. Why else would you defend them?
>
> I attacked "consumer reporter" for violating
> nearly all ethical standards his industry is
> supposed to adhere to.
>
> He is not a consumer reporter, journalist or
> anyone with any affiliation to any company that
> disseminates legitimate news. Sorry, but that is
> true.
>
> Where have I defended Koons? Really where? I want
> you to point out where I said anything about
> koons?
>
> I only said, in other words, prove the very
> serious allegations and his "call to action".
> Should we all boycott Koons cause some idiot on
> the internet says so? Should I post "A millionaire
> is giving away $100,000 to anyone who jumps in the
> potomac. Jump in the Potomac right now!". Which is
> the equivalent of what he did?
>
> Really, I ask again. Find where I defended Koons
> in any way.


If you really think the news isn't slanted and media isn't in business to make to make money, you are an idiot. Are you aware that one of the main reasons Disney's America didn't get built is because the location was to close to Katherine Graham's house and she didn't want to deal with tourists or extra traffic? She had the Washington Post do a series of negative articles to prevent it from being built. Do you really consider that unbiased reporting? Have you ever wondered why Julie Chen keeps bouncing around from post to post on CBS? It isn't because she's some great journalist. It's because she's married to the head of the network. You might not like the lack of ethical standards, but that's life.I'm not in the media and even I know that. Maybe the reason the crooked way Koons does business isn't covered in the news, is because it isn't news. Saying they are crooks is like saying George Washington is dead. Most people already know it. Koons sucks and I will never do business with them again. A quick Google search will show you I'm not alone in that opinion. Hell a quick look glance at this thread shows that.

Personnally, I dont know the Koons and have not bought a car there, perhaps someone can explain who the fuck she is talking to with the Munchin voices in their latest commercial. I am by no means stupid but after seeing that annoying shit about 20 times, I still cant figure it out. Im guessing its the cars "talking" perhaps. I would think the advertising agency that came up with it could sell the Koons family swamp land in Florida by coming up with and getting paid for this one. If they think auto buyers are complete idiots then I would rather not do any business with them. And ya, spring for a professional model next time or buy her some protein shakes.

TheoneNonly Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
>
> If you really think the news isn't slanted and
> media isn't in business to make to make money, you
> are an idiot. Are you aware that one of the main
> reasons Disney's America didn't get built is
> because the location was to close to Katherine
> Graham's house and she didn't want to deal with
> tourists or extra traffic? She had the Washington
> Post do a series of negative articles to prevent
> it from being built. Do you really consider that
> unbiased reporting? Have you ever wondered why
> Julie Chen keeps bouncing around from post to post
> on CBS? It isn't because she's some great
> journalist. It's because she's married to the head
> of the network. You might not like the lack of
> ethical standards, but that's life.I'm not in the
> media and even I know that. Maybe the reason the
> crooked way Koons does business isn't covered in
> the news, is because it isn't news. Saying they
> are crooks is like saying George Washington is
> dead. Most people already know it. Koons sucks and
> I will never do business with them again. A quick
> Google search will show you I'm not alone in that
> opinion. Hell a quick look glance at this thread
> shows that.


Can you read? Where did I say the new isnt slanted?

I al calling the FUKTARD out for his "call to action" telling us not to go to Koons and even using exclamation points.


And YOU KUKTARD I was well aware of Disney America did not get built and Nissan (Jiffy Lube Live) did get built and I have covered the REAL story here in the past. See, I have a registered name and stand by my fucking words. And I admit when I am wrong. I dont "nanny nanny boo boo" like you do.


http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/143586/143632.html#msg-143632

^^
I know all I ever write are little jokes, but seriously dude you need to chill out. From what I can tell nobody died. It's Fairfax underground not CNN. Life is to short to be flipping out because somebody posts something you don't like. Maybe you should take up bowling or model trains or something. Find something you enjoy. It isn't worth giving yourself a heart attack because somebody posts something you don't like. Peace be with you.

Radiophile Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> TheoneNonly Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > If you really think the news isn't slanted and
> > media isn't in business to make to make money,
> you
> > are an idiot. Are you aware that one of the
> main
> > reasons Disney's America didn't get built is
> > because the location was to close to Katherine
> > Graham's house and she didn't want to deal with
> > tourists or extra traffic? She had the
> Washington
> > Post do a series of negative articles to
> prevent
> > it from being built. Do you really consider
> that
> > unbiased reporting? Have you ever wondered why
> > Julie Chen keeps bouncing around from post to
> post
> > on CBS? It isn't because she's some great
> > journalist. It's because she's married to the
> head
> > of the network. You might not like the lack of
> > ethical standards, but that's life.I'm not in
> the
> > media and even I know that. Maybe the reason
> the
> > crooked way Koons does business isn't covered
> in
> > the news, is because it isn't news. Saying they
> > are crooks is like saying George Washington is
> > dead. Most people already know it. Koons sucks
> and
> > I will never do business with them again. A
> quick
> > Google search will show you I'm not alone in
> that
> > opinion. Hell a quick look glance at this
> thread
> > shows that.
>
>
> Can you read? Where did I say the new isnt
> slanted?
>
> I al calling the FUKTARD out for his "call to
> action" telling us not to go to Koons and even
> using exclamation points.
>
>
> And YOU KUKTARD I was well aware of Disney America
> did not get built and Nissan (Jiffy Lube Live) did
> get built and I have covered the REAL story here
> in the past. See, I have a registered name and
> stand by my fucking words. And I admit when I am
> wrong. I dont "nanny nanny boo boo" like you do.
>
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/143
> 586/143632.html#msg-143632


I was trying to give examples of lack of ethics. Sorry I didn't write it better for you Geraldo. You also should proof read before you post because "I al caling the FUKTARD" makes no sense. I think you wanted to write was, but I'm not going to make assumptions. I agree with dogate my homework. You do really need to chill.

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I think she is adorable. I'd like to see the wives or girlfriends of the guys on here who think she is ugly, but most likely, they do not have either.

This thread needs more pics like "G" had

Ms. Koons is a no talent relative of a family of salespeople that have earned their monies by cheating and scamming citizens on car sales over these many years. Despite her being part of the sleeze factor of lying car vendors, she has enjoyed living off of the back of her family business. Unable to work anywhere but her family business, this person is poised to continue the lying and deceptive practices of twisting and scheming to maximize money out of their prospective buyers of their products. She continues to use tiny print to hide the charges and fees that their company makes one pay to allow them to pretend that they care about the consumer....what they only care about is exploiting and twisting the sales pitch to make a consumer think they are getting a good value for their dollar.

It's not nepotism if her family owns the company.

Krystal Koons? I can't explain why, but I have an aching desire to ride her all night long.

fucked up eye.

just asking Wrote:
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> fucked up eye.

Part of her charm. Her captivating blue eyes more than make up for the quirky left eye.

Doesn't matter anyway since her eyes would be closed making her O Face.

C'mon. Who's with me?

OMG

http://www.flickr.com/photos/tonyridder/sets/72157615603358144/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/tonyridder/4523749611/in/set-72157615603358144/

Why don't car dealerships hire more pretty girls as saleswomen?

Melanie Russel is hotter. Perhaps jello wrestling to see who has the best "deals"

I would

I know the guy in that pic very well. Does Ms. Koons makeup for tv ads and such, point being I hear she's actually a very nice woman. A lot of mean spirited people on here, but i'd totally hit that, plus im sure she's quite wealthy. And i'm a pretty handsome dude. Just sayin.

I took my vehicle to be services at Koon's in Falls Church. I paid to have the manifold fixed, and the check engine light was still on. I also had them check out the wheel bearings.

So I picked up the car from service and headed directly towards the airport in Baltimore to catch a flight for business travel. As soon as I reach 55 mph, the front right wheel snapped off at the lug nuts and I could have been killed.

I called and they treated me terribly. I missed my flight, had to pay $1k for a new one, and then they refused to take responsibility for the wheel "mysteriously snapping off."

The insurance company offered a settlement for half of the car's worth (nevermind the $875 repair and $300 towing bill) after the independent appraiser determined that "the lug nuts were OVER-TIGHTENED, but if Koon's is saying they didn't remove the wheel, then it's not their fault." Well nobody else has touched the wheels!

The bottom line is that the Koon's service department is negligent, and their staff is careless. I would not take my car there for service again, ever. I like "being alive".

i would crawl threw a football field of glass just to suck the dick that fucked her last

Crystal is anorexic, and she looks like she stinks.

I met Crystal 11 years ago via one of her family members. A coworker of mine had married one of her cousins. She seemed perfectly "normal" but this was before she started appearing in the TV commercials. She did not use that artificial sing-song voice she uses in commercials. She was working very much behind the scenes in the business office and actually handled the paperwork on my Corvette purchase. My family and I have purchased at least ten cars from the various Koons dealerships over the 15 years. HOWEVER, my last experience was about four years ago as I went in to buy another vehicle and thought that they were not trying hard enough to give me a good deal. All of my previous purchases and use of their service departments counted for nothing. So, since then, I have taken my business elsewhere.

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I'm really not trying to be an asshole, but in that pic, is that an adam's apple? If you catch my drift

Radiophile has to be the most pathetic troll I've ever seen. He/she seems to be some loser who no one in the real world will have a conversation with. So now they come on the internet trying to prove how smart they are. I don't think he/she fools anyone!
It looks like a person almost died because of Koons poor repair shop. Maybe they wouldn't have taken their car to Koons if Radiophile hadn't tried to discredit another poster who obviously knew what they were talking about. This is only a guess, but I think you are jealous that Consumer Reporter is a real reporter and you are just a loser trying to make him/herself look big on Fairfax underground. I've been lurking a while and I've seen Radiophile pathetic behavior in other threads as well.Radiophile needs professional help.

Oh and Radiophile please don't bother responding to me. I have a life and I won't be returning to this thread anytime soon. I also won't be doing business with Koons, because they really are a terrible place to buy a car or get repairs done.

Crystal not only has an adams apple, "she" has man hands.

KOONS SUCKS

the Koons (at least had) live in the area and own dealerships

some can report going to school with Koons kids

"Koons car dealers are not honest!"

i worked at one of many Koons and can report that's a false report. they are as good or probably better than others to customers and employees. but DUH. they can't sit on every waiter and evaluate it for you. i can tell you if a customers finds cheating the guy doing it is fired, at koons.

Go Ford! buy usa. buy union !

Oh look at that ring finger! Think she's married? Dang, probably. yet another opportunity that past by me.



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