Feel free to share your ecounters with the worst human beings on the planet... the indiscriminant (because I'm in a car and you probably won't follow me tough guys) that plague our daily existence. The self-important, I've got to get to my shit job or to my ugly wife & fat kid(s) drivers, that if it weren't too easy of an escape to their sad existence, should eat a bullet.
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Date: 3/11/10

Location: Centreville, VA

Time: Approx 8:00am

Tag # : ady3753

Subject: Self-important BMW douche

Details: Said douche pulls into the Union Mill Shopping Center and parks his ride in TWO spaces, one of which was clearly marked handicapped. Said douche then proceeds to drop of his assumed high-starch pleated kakis at the dry cleaners and subsequently pick up his faggy half-caf, double-shot, extra hot, no foam, sugar free, fat free, no whip, double dip, hazelnut, two-pump, child toucher latte.
I know you will never read this, but for once, something isn't about YOU, it's about people like you, and how your kind should be eradicated. I am talking scorched Earth motherfucker! I feel much better now... Thank you internet

Enough Wrote:
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> Feel free to share your ecounters with the worst
> human beings on the planet... the indiscriminant
> (because I'm in a car and you probably won't
> follow me tough guys) that plague our daily
> existence. The self-important, I've got to get to
> my shit job or to my ugly wife & fat kid(s)
> drivers, that if it weren't too easy of an escape
> to their sad existence, should eat a bullet.
> -
> Date: 3/11/10
>
> Location: Centreville, VA
>
> Time: Approx 8:00am
>
> Tag # : ady3753
>
> Subject: Self-important BMW douche
>
> Details: Said douche pulls into the Union Mill
> Shopping Center and parks his ride in TWO spaces,
> one of which was clearly marked handicapped. Said
> douche then proceeds to drop of his assumed
> high-starch pleated kakis at the dry cleaners and
> subsequently pick up his faggy half-caf,
> double-shot, extra hot, no foam, sugar free, fat
> free, no whip, double dip, hazelnut, two-pump,
> child toucher latte.
> I know you will never read this, but for once,
> something isn't about YOU, it's about people like
> you, and how your kind should be eradicated. I am
> talking scorched Earth motherfucker! I feel much
> better now... Thank you internet

What's the matter? Did you have to drive your 10 year old civic a little further away from Giant to get your microwavable meal? Were you late getting home to your empty apartment?

Here is the deal. You don't have a life, so people like me inconveniencing you is no big deal in the grand scheme of things. I produce and provide, you suck and die. Trust me, nobody will notice or care if you are inconvenienced.

Now that it has been all laid out for you, who needs to eat the bullet? On the bright side, once you do it, it will be the first time you'll be noticed.

Enough Wrote:
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> Feel free to share your ecounters with the worst
> human beings on the planet... the indiscriminant
> (because I'm in a car and you probably won't
> follow me tough guys) that plague our daily
> existence. The self-important, I've got to get to
> my shit job or to my ugly wife & fat kid(s)
> drivers, that if it weren't too easy of an escape
> to their sad existence, should eat a bullet.
> -
> Date: 3/11/10
>
> Location: Centreville, VA
>
> Time: Approx 8:00am
>
> Tag # : ady3753
>
> Subject: Self-important BMW douche
>
> Details: Said douche pulls into the Union Mill
> Shopping Center and parks his ride in TWO spaces,
> one of which was clearly marked handicapped. Said
> douche then proceeds to drop of his assumed
> high-starch pleated kakis at the dry cleaners and
> subsequently pick up his faggy half-caf,
> double-shot, extra hot, no foam, sugar free, fat
> free, no whip, double dip, hazelnut, two-pump,
> child toucher latte.
> I know you will never read this, but for once,
> something isn't about YOU, it's about people like
> you, and how your kind should be eradicated. I am
> talking scorched Earth motherfucker! I feel much
> better now... Thank you internet


Haha you come on here and cry about it.. why don't you just say something to me next time coward.

Haha, you went through all the trouble to write down his license plate and post on here anonymously because you didn't have the balls to say anything. Why didn't you just shout "Nice parking job" if it bothered you that much? You're pathetic

I get it and I'm with you, OP. Hate people like this. Next time take a picture with your phone and post it, at least this will be certified, as it stands right now, its just heresay, your word against his. Round up teh douchebags.

O, and you should have said something and recorded it. Great internetainment.

You have the tools to deal with it.
1. Attitude
2. Key
3. Hand

Use attitude to key the beamer, with your hand. Capiche?

496 Wrote:
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> You have the tools to deal with it.
> 1. Attitude
> 2. Key
> 3. Hand
>
> Use attitude to key the beamer, with your hand.
> Capiche?


Keying someones car is low.. key them if possible

496 Wrote:
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> You have the tools to deal with it.
> 1. Attitude
> 2. Key
> 3. Hand
>
> Use attitude to key the beamer, with your hand.
> Capiche?


+1

I have a shitty little commuter car, but it is MY shitty car and only I can dent it if I so choose. When this fat twat door dinged my car when I was still in it and didn't say a word about it I keyed the shit out of the entire drivers side of her car. Yes, I did say "are you going to say excuse me or sorry about that?" to the cunt but she decided not to respond.

G&S is a gay fag

I've done that....Fucker parked his Infiniti way to close to me at the metro about 2 months ago. In fact, he was not even in a legal parking spot. The metro lot was apparently full and I was in an end spot. So he apparently decided that parking in the driving portion of the lot - as long as it was next to a car parked in a legally parked space was acceptable.

He parked so close to me, that I not even my laptop bag could squeeze between the two cars.

Had to enter via the passenger side and hop over the center console.

Decided that when I drove off, I would open my driver door - hard.

THUD. Neft a nice, fist sized dent in his door.

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

It's not technically a "FAIL" if he got away with it, is it?

Don't stop at keying their car, if you think no one will see you, take a small knife to their tires, this works best at night, especially if the car isn't parked under a light.

EDIT: BMWs are great cars to do this to, as four tires fitted to them cost around $1000.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/11/2011 01:42PM by eesh.

G&S Wrote:
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> G&S is a gay fag


That's a helluva way to come out of the closet, but I applaud you for your bravery little guy.

eesh Wrote:
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> Don't stop at keying their car, if you think no
> one will see you, take a small knife to their
> tires, this works best at night, especially if the
> car isn't parked under a light.
>
> EDIT: BMWs are great cars to do this to, as four
> tires fitted to them cost around $1000.

Any midgrade car and above will cost you $1K. If you are driving on $100 tires, you must be driving a POS.

G&S is a fag.


and if you're paying 1k to buy and install 4 tires you must be a stupid fag.
Even if the tires cost $100 each, you're going to pay $600 for installation?

Tires are the cheapest online. and you shouldn't pay more than $20 each to mount and balance.

G&S is a fag

These responses are the reason i park far away from people like you.

Im the opposite of an asshole driver and i hate the people you are describing just as much as the next human.

But to key their car? Seems a bit excessive for a poor parking job.

Why so vengefull? Grow up please.

fatboyx Wrote:
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> These responses are the reason i park far away
> from people like you.
>
> Im the opposite of an asshole driver and i hate
> the people you are describing just as much as the
> next human.
>
> But to key their car? Seems a bit excessive for a
> poor parking job.
>
> Why so vengefull? Grow up please.


And you call me a fag, G&S?

tire iron Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't stop at keying their car, if you think no
> > one will see you, take a small knife to their
> > tires, this works best at night, especially if
> the
> > car isn't parked under a light.
> >
> > EDIT: BMWs are great cars to do this to, as
> four
> > tires fitted to them cost around $1000.
>
> Any midgrade car and above will cost you $1K. If
> you are driving on $100 tires, you must be driving
> a POS.




LOL! I don't know what you consider a "midgrade car", but most everyday cars, Camry, Taurus, Accord, etc. do not cost anywhere near $1000 for four tires.

As "G&S is a fag" (great name BTW) mentioned, the best thing to do is buy online and then get some place to mount and balance them.

fatboyx Wrote:
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> These responses are the reason i park far away
> from people like you.
>
> Im the opposite of an asshole driver and i hate
> the people you are describing just as much as the
> next human.
>
> But to key their car? Seems a bit excessive for a
> poor parking job.
>
> Why so vengefull? Grow up please.




Did you know that the porcelain off of spark plugs works best for smashing windows? You don't even have to swing hard, those windows are smashed to bits.

Isn't a "gay fag" straight?

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MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Isn't a "gay fag" straight?


I have no problem with an annon user calling me a fag, or gay, or a gay fag. My concern is that their annon name is G&S and then they say G&S is a gay fag. They know what they're doing there, right? Do they see it?

No way a mid-range car should cost $1000 for tires. Top of the line Michelins or Pirellis for a Toyota Camry will run you $500 for 4 new ones.

Now, if you add in installation, balancing, valve stem, etc., you're up to about $625 or $650.

You could be higher, but you could be a lot lower - especially if you buy the "in house" brand.

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/11/2011 02:19PM by Pinhead the Cenobite.

I mean air out of the tires is an easy way to get your point across. It inconveniences them and doesnt cause 100's if not 1000's of dollars in property damage.

At the risk of sounding gay (because i truly do care what G&S thinks about me),

Why so fucking hateful?

I agree, ppl piss me off by poor parking jobs and what have you.. but to get to the point to damage property?? I think it has to be excessive to get that far and effect you directly.

I usually just take note of it and make a comment, and that's it.

Gonards & Stife or what ever your name is your a fag

G&S Wrote:
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> your a
> fag


Heh.

Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> G&S Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > your a
> > fag
>
>
> Heh.


i no rite?

eeek.

"you're?"

"know?"

"right?"

fatboyx Wrote:
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> eeek.
>
> "you're?"
>
> "know?"
>
> "right?"


You must be new here.

Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> No way a mid-range car should cost $1000 for
> tires. Top of the line Michelins or Pirellis for a
> Toyota Camry will run you $500 for 4 new ones.


+1


Usually when tires cost about $1000, it's for run flats or ultra-high performance summer tires. High quality all season passenger tires for a sedan or light truck shouldn't be more than $400-500 before installation.

Too many levels of sarcasm, its exploding my brain.

GONADS AND STRIFE OMFG YOU R A MEAN PERSON & NOT FUNY AT ALL. UR QUEER FAG LIVING IN A BACKYARD ON A BAYOU SPITING UR TOBACCO AND SHIT heh

eesh Wrote:
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> Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No way a mid-range car should cost $1000 for
> > tires. Top of the line Michelins or Pirellis for
> a
> > Toyota Camry will run you $500 for 4 new ones.
>
>
> +1
>
>
> Usually when tires cost about $1000, it's for run
> flats or ultra-high performance summer tires. High
> quality all season passenger tires for a sedan or
> light truck shouldn't be more than $400-500 before
> installation.

Yeah if you buy the POS bottom of the line Potenza's. Good luck with those.

Do you guys work at McDonald's or something?

I need all of you to read this picture below and really think about what you've done.

Wait, what happened to the "foggot" post?

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MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Wait, what happened to the "foggot" post?


Looks like someone finally drew the ire of the Alpha and the Omega.

You'RE still a fag

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wait, what happened to the "foggot" post?
>
>
> Looks like someone finally drew the ire of the
> Alpha and the Omega.

I had a joke about Foghat all lined up, too. Shucks.

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tire iron Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > No way a mid-range car should cost $1000 for
> > > tires. Top of the line Michelins or Pirellis
> for
> > a
> > > Toyota Camry will run you $500 for 4 new
> ones.
> >
> >
> > +1
> >
> >
> > Usually when tires cost about $1000, it's for
> run
> > flats or ultra-high performance summer tires.
> High
> > quality all season passenger tires for a sedan
> or
> > light truck shouldn't be more than $400-500
> before
> > installation.
>
> Yeah if you buy the POS bottom of the line
> Potenza's. Good luck with those.
>
> Do you guys work at McDonald's or something?

As I said, Michelins and Pirellis will cost you about $500 - $600 on a Camry.

Don't believe me? Go to merchantsire.com

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/11/2011 03:03PM by Pinhead the Cenobite.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Gonads & Strife Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Wait, what happened to the "foggot" post?
> >
> >
> > Looks like someone finally drew the ire of the
> > Alpha and the Omega.
>
> I had a joke about Foghat all lined up, too.
> Shucks.


Don't worry. Someone else will call me a foggot in no time. I'd like to know when being an insensitive asshole on the internet began equating to homosexuality, by the way? In any case, I still don't think that foggots and/or fag its would appreciate the comparison.

I will save you the trouble since you are probably at the library, and the library allocates to you only 30 minutes per user per session...

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
Attachments:

Because name calling is the last refuge of the uninformed and unintelligent.

Foggot.

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tire iron Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > No way a mid-range car should cost $1000 for
> > > tires. Top of the line Michelins or Pirellis
> for
> > a
> > > Toyota Camry will run you $500 for 4 new
> ones.
> >
> >
> > +1
> >
> >
> > Usually when tires cost about $1000, it's for
> run
> > flats or ultra-high performance summer tires.
> High
> > quality all season passenger tires for a sedan
> or
> > light truck shouldn't be more than $400-500
> before
> > installation.
>
> Yeah if you buy the POS bottom of the line
> Potenza's. Good luck with those.
>
> Do you guys work at McDonald's or something?




Do you wear a pink polo shirt with a popped collar when you're driving your BMW?

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Because name calling is the last refuge of the
> uninformed and unintelligent.
>
> Foggot.


And seriousness is a virtue of the immature.





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/11/2011 03:10PM by Gonads & Strife.

Gonards you're a insensitive asshole, sorry.










and a fag

Insensitive asshole Wrote:
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> Gonards that's not my name you're a insensitive asshole, sorry. what the hell are you apologizing for?

> and a fag see, that's just unnecessary

Where is Doesn't Matter and fngbngr to defend Gonads & Strife? I sure hope one day my pretend brother and pretend wife don't let me down when it comes to battling anonymous trolls.

You win.. this is getting old. I'm going out for a smoke. If I see a post by you that I don't like I'll call you a fag. Okthxbubye!

eesh Wrote:
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> Where is Doesn't Matter and fngbngr to defend
> Gonads & Strife? I sure hope one day my pretend
> brother and pretend wife don't let me down when it
> comes to battling anonymous trolls.


They're not pretend. fngbngr, who hasn't posted in months, only posts in Off-Topic and Doesn't Matter doesn't care about this kind of crap and hasn't ever defended me in the past on here I don't think. Maybe once. Either way, real wife - real brother. As far as being let down goes...get used to disappointment? Don't know what to tell you. I know it is difficult for every person on here to believe, but this is my one and only username.

Ok ok Wrote:
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> You win.. this is getting old. I'm going out for a
> smoke. If I see a post by you that I don't like
> I'll call you a fag. Okthxbubye!


Have a good weekend, I'm getting out of Arlington before all roads out of here become a cluster of fuck.

Sorry for the thread hijack everybody. Wasn't my intention.

Go Caps!

Few things are more cowardly than keying someone's car or slashing their tires. That ranks high in the "I'm a pussy" category, along with beating up little kids and stealing from the elderly. I'll bet you tremble in terror as do your (un)manly act, praying that you don't get caught and have your ass beaten (or worse, having your tampon fall out onto the asphalt).

eesh Wrote:
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> tire iron Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > No way a mid-range car should cost $1000
> for
> > > > tires. Top of the line Michelins or
> Pirellis
> > for
> > > a
> > > > Toyota Camry will run you $500 for 4 new
> > ones.
> > >
> > >
> > > +1
> > >
> > >
> > > Usually when tires cost about $1000, it's for
> > run
> > > flats or ultra-high performance summer tires.
> > High
> > > quality all season passenger tires for a
> sedan
> > or
> > > light truck shouldn't be more than $400-500
> > before
> > > installation.
> >
> > Yeah if you buy the POS bottom of the line
> > Potenza's. Good luck with those.
> >
> > Do you guys work at McDonald's or something?
>
>
>
>
> Do you wear a pink polo shirt with a popped collar
> when you're driving your BMW?

I do not drive or own a BMW. And, no I am not your type. Go troll craigslist or somewhere else you can describe how you like your men to dress.

Looky here Wrote:
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> Few things are more cowardly than keying someone's
> car or slashing their tires. That ranks high in
> the "I'm a pussy" category, along with beating up
> little kids and stealing from the elderly. I'll
> bet you tremble in terror as do your (un)manly
> act, praying that you don't get caught and have
> your ass beaten (or worse, having your tampon fall
> out onto the asphalt).




What about smashing windows or pouring soda in the gas tank?

eesh Wrote:
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> Looky here Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Few things are more cowardly than keying
> someone's
> > car or slashing their tires. That ranks high
> in
> > the "I'm a pussy" category, along with beating
> up
> > little kids and stealing from the elderly.
> I'll
> > bet you tremble in terror as do your (un)manly
> > act, praying that you don't get caught and have
> > your ass beaten (or worse, having your tampon
> fall
> > out onto the asphalt).
>
>
>
>
> What about smashing windows or pouring soda in the
> gas tank?

Lance: Still got your Malibu?
Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent: Fucking keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that's fucked up.
Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.
Lance: They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance: What a fucker!
Vincent: What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle.
Lance: You don't do it.
Vincent: It's just against the rules.

Vincent Vega is right. Fucking with another man's ride is just plain chickenshit. That kind of behavior is best left to a woman who has been scorned.

As far as fucking up a $500 set of tires versus a $1000 set of tires, what's the difference? Your day is fucked regardless if some slashes your tires.

My comprehensive deductible is $250. After I get over the sting of my fucked up day I'm sort of thinking you did me a favor by slashing all four by helping me replace a $1200 set of Goodyear Eagle F1 Asymmetrics for only $250. However, slash one and I'm bummed because now I have an oddball that I'd probably pay for out of packet.

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"The three enemies of the people are hegemony, monogamy, and monotony."-Terence McKenna

eesh wrote :
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> "What about smashing windows or
> pouring soda in the gas tank?"

MRS BUTTERWORTHS WORKS BEST.

I heard G & S is a fag. True?