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Virginia Driving Laws for Morons
Posted by: yKyFe ()
Date: August 10, 2013 10:58PM

A public service to help all you morons out there who have access to vehicles.

Driving with earphones in your ears listening to your stupid iPods/iPhones, is illegal:

http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-1078

Also, whenever you have your windshield wipers on due to fog, rain, sleet, or snow, you have to have your headlights on. Not your day running lights, because guess what? Your tail lights don't come on with those (duh). Wipers=Headlights. Yeah, you don't have to have them on when you're using intermittent wipers, but the idea is to make you visible so someone doesn't kill you. Why not just turn the damn lights on? Oh, that's right, you're dumb.

http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-1030

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Re: Virginia Driving Laws for Morons
Posted by: Does Not Matter The FUC! ()
Date: August 10, 2013 11:07PM

With the cops regionally not enforcing, properly, the laws regarding motorized vehicle operators, anyway, who gives a shit! They will waste away their whole day doing something other than this because they want the traffic problem dealt with ON OVERTIME!

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Re: Virginia Driving Laws for Morons
Posted by: VcvPm ()
Date: August 11, 2013 10:17AM

>The provisions of this subsection, however, shall not apply to instances when windshield wipers are used intermittently in misting rain, sleet, or snow.

I am always on the intermittent settings. It doesn't rain/snow hard enough around here to bother with anything more.

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Re: Virginia Driving Laws for Morons
Posted by: afdadfasd ()
Date: August 11, 2013 10:19AM

Does Not Matter The FUC! Wrote:
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> With the cops regionally not enforcing, properly,
> the laws regarding motorized vehicle operators,
> anyway, who gives a shit! They will waste away
> their whole day doing something other than this
> because they want the traffic problem dealt with
> ON OVERTIME!

What are you talking about, they ticket the hell out of everyone for this. Now if only they'd go after the panhandlers!

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Re: Virginia Driving Laws for Morons
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: August 11, 2013 10:39AM

The more desperate the municipality is for money, the more these common sense laws are enforced.

The dumbasses that get busted always bitch about there being more serious crime to fight. This is revenue, not public safety. Doy.

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Re: Virginia Driving Laws for Morons
Posted by: who cares ()
Date: August 11, 2013 10:54AM

the wipers law only applies when they are on normal or high settings. intermittent is not required to have your headlights on. i agree, you should just turn them on anyway, but to many idiots think its not important because they can see fine and to stupid to realize its more so drivers behind you can see their vehicle. headphones while driving is nothiing new, and it also applies to people on bicycles.

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Re: Virginia Driving Laws for Morons
Posted by: mth ()
Date: August 11, 2013 01:02PM

I've given up on drivers in nova. They're all fucking idiots. Asian women and Ethiopian taxicab drivers are the absolute worst, but I've noticed in general that people around here have some serious issues with safe driving habits.

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Re: Virginia Driving Laws for Morons
Posted by: Mikeymike ()
Date: August 11, 2013 01:24PM

Too many pissy, self entitled assholes, who will do anything for that extra 50 feet of progress.

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Re: Virginia Driving Laws for Morons
Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkman ()
Date: August 11, 2013 01:39PM

Bitch all you want but the drivers here aren't the nation's worst. Go down to Dade County, Florida (Miami) if you want to see some jaw-dropping driving behavior.

What you have there is a dangerous cocktail of senior citizen drivers with poor eyesight and slow reaction times mixed with machisimo South American and Carribbean immigrants that like to swerve in and out of traffic at 80-100 mph.

Around here you have lots of fender benders. Down there you see body parts smeared across the road.

On the other side of the fence, I was just in Omaha for business and had a rental car. Holy crap, those people are well behaved! Everyone on the freeway was doing 10 mph under the limit, turn signals used by all and very considerate behavior overall.

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Re: Virginia Driving Laws for Morons
Posted by: The Late Steve Jobs ()
Date: August 11, 2013 04:56PM

If you're going to use headphones, don't use the white Apple earbuds. They're much too easy to see from outside. Spring for a set of black ones and the opportunity to enjoy your music without being bothered by FCPD's revenue gathering goes way up.

Over the ear ones are the worst choice of all.

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Re: Virginia Driving Laws for Morons
Posted by: Sigmund Freud ()
Date: August 11, 2013 05:09PM

yKyFe Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> A public service to help all you morons out there
> who have access to vehicles.
>
> Driving with earphones in your ears listening to
> your stupid iPods/iPhones, is illegal:
>
> http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+co
> d+46.2-1078
>
> Also, whenever you have your windshield wipers on
> due to fog, rain, sleet, or snow, you have to have
> your headlights on. Not your day running lights,
> because guess what? Your tail lights don't come
> on with those (duh). Wipers=Headlights. Yeah, you
> don't have to have them on when you're using
> intermittent wipers, but the idea is to make you
> visible so someone doesn't kill you. Why not just
> turn the damn lights on? Oh, that's right, you're
> dumb.
>
> http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+co
> d+46.2-1030


Nothing is illegal...They are giving ILLEGAL spics a license to drive...you have a fucking problem lights or ear buds? You ignorant fuck! The problem is worse than you can imagine, you common sack of shit.

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Re: Virginia Driving Laws for Morons
Posted by: KeepOnTruckin ()
Date: August 11, 2013 06:04PM

The Late Steve Jobs Wrote:
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> If you're going to use headphones, don't use the
> white Apple earbuds. They're much too easy to see
> from outside. Spring for a set of black ones and
> the opportunity to enjoy your music without being
> bothered by FCPD's revenue gathering goes way up.
>
>
> Over the ear ones are the worst choice of all.

What is wrong with using the car sound system?

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Re: Virginia Driving Laws for Morons
Posted by: Rip Torn ()
Date: August 11, 2013 09:17PM

KeepOnTruckin Wrote:
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> The Late Steve Jobs Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you're going to use headphones, don't use
> the
> > white Apple earbuds. They're much too easy to
> see
> > from outside. Spring for a set of black ones
> and
> > the opportunity to enjoy your music without
> being
> > bothered by FCPD's revenue gathering goes way
> up.
> >
> >
> > Over the ear ones are the worst choice of all.
>
> What is wrong with using the car sound system?


Illegal spics have no radio's in their shit box rides.

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Re: Virginia Driving Laws for Morons
Posted by: TwbTb ()
Date: August 11, 2013 11:50PM

It's super important to check your Facebook while driving. I see people checking out the updates from their friend's dead-end lives while driving right into the back of someone's car - at a stop light.

I've seen it twice.

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Re: Virginia Driving Laws for Morons
Posted by: kindful ()
Date: August 12, 2013 06:27PM

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Re: Virginia Driving Laws for Morons
Posted by: GettinOld ()
Date: August 13, 2013 04:45AM

Who gives a rat's ass what the letter of the law is:

-ALWAYS TURN YOUR LIGHTS ON IN LOW VISIBILITY SITUATIONS SO OTHERS CAN SEE YOU

-IF YOU ARE TALKING ON A PHONE OR USING ANY KIND OF HANDHELD ELECTRONIC DEVICE WHILE OPERATING A MOTOR VEHICLE, YOU ARE WRONG

-DO NOT DRIVE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL, MARIJUANA OR ANY OTHER PRESCRIPTION OR NON-PRESCRIPTION DRUG THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO USE BEFORE DRIVING

-USE YOUR GOD DAMN TURN SIGNALS FOR TURNS AND LANE CHANGES

Nobody cares about you, these are aids to other people who matter when you are on the road, because you're an idiot.

If you cannot understand these simple rules, STAY OFF THE ROAD AND FOR PITY'S SAKE, GET YOURSELF SPAYED OR NEUTERED so the gene pool won't continue to be cluttered up with dross like you.

It's really very simple.

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